Jon Bershad
@jonbershad.bsky.social
Handsome man with many friends. Writer and animator at many places.
Who needs human drivers when AI is already so good! It’s awesome that these are flooding our streets! Not a nightmare at all!
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who needs human drivers when AI is already so good! It’s awesome that these are flooding our streets! Not a nightmare at all!
BREAKING NEWS: All stairs found to have left wing ties! Any comedian seen taking stairs will be cancelled immediately!
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
BREAKING NEWS: All stairs found to have left wing ties! Any comedian seen taking stairs will be cancelled immediately!
I was in Portland last year and the only crime I saw was when I returned to LA and got back to paying LA drink prices.
I beg the people who listen to our, frankly, mentally ill president to actually spend one day in the "war-torn" "crime-ridden" cities he lies about.
I beg the people who listen to our, frankly, mentally ill president to actually spend one day in the "war-torn" "crime-ridden" cities he lies about.
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was in Portland last year and the only crime I saw was when I returned to LA and got back to paying LA drink prices.
I beg the people who listen to our, frankly, mentally ill president to actually spend one day in the "war-torn" "crime-ridden" cities he lies about.
I beg the people who listen to our, frankly, mentally ill president to actually spend one day in the "war-torn" "crime-ridden" cities he lies about.
The best part of going on vacation is Google Maps screaming advertising at me every three minutes.
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The best part of going on vacation is Google Maps screaming advertising at me every three minutes.
This is such a funny thing to angrily comment “False” under.
September 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is such a funny thing to angrily comment “False” under.
Hahaha there’s no way that, in 10 years, we don’t look back at this as the start of one of the worst perioss in human history.
September 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hahaha there’s no way that, in 10 years, we don’t look back at this as the start of one of the worst perioss in human history.
Florida plans to become the first state to end all children.
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Florida plans to become the first state to end all children.
I think the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with the AI bubble is the fact that, if you Google the question “How to remove AI answers from Google,” the Google AI will take up the whole screen to give you an incorrect answer.
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with the AI bubble is the fact that, if you Google the question “How to remove AI answers from Google,” the Google AI will take up the whole screen to give you an incorrect answer.
If we can’t cyberbully this man to death, then the entire internet will have been a waste.
August 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If we can’t cyberbully this man to death, then the entire internet will have been a waste.
I recently played the old PS1 game Parasite Eve and this literally sounds like it could be spoken by one of the villains in that game.
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I recently played the old PS1 game Parasite Eve and this literally sounds like it could be spoken by one of the villains in that game.
I’ve probably seen Poltergeist a dozen times but I’ve never before noticed that they put a big hickie on the neck of the teen daughter in the climax.
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I’ve probably seen Poltergeist a dozen times but I’ve never before noticed that they put a big hickie on the neck of the teen daughter in the climax.
This is the Billy Madison “Actually it’s cool to piss your pants” of journalism retractions.
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is the Billy Madison “Actually it’s cool to piss your pants” of journalism retractions.
OPINION: Maybe That Abusive Ex Deserves Another Chance
July 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
OPINION: Maybe That Abusive Ex Deserves Another Chance
Why does this look like some Lord of the Rings-style forced perspective shit?
July 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why does this look like some Lord of the Rings-style forced perspective shit?
Liked this guy’s sign
June 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Liked this guy’s sign
Not since this kid Reggie Schmidt grew a rat tail in my fourth grade class have I seen someone try and fail this hard at looking cool.
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not since this kid Reggie Schmidt grew a rat tail in my fourth grade class have I seen someone try and fail this hard at looking cool.
Sabrina Carpenter almost exactly replicating the Spinal Tap "Smell the Glove" album cover is not what I was expecting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSA...
June 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter almost exactly replicating the Spinal Tap "Smell the Glove" album cover is not what I was expecting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSA...
My life with my Centrist Democrat roommate. He’s just a realist!
June 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My life with my Centrist Democrat roommate. He’s just a realist!
They named their fucking "fighting antisemitism" order "Executive Order 14188."
If you don't understand how that was a deliberate threat, then you need to do way more research about ACTUAL anti-semitism.
If you don't understand how that was a deliberate threat, then you need to do way more research about ACTUAL anti-semitism.
May 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They named their fucking "fighting antisemitism" order "Executive Order 14188."
If you don't understand how that was a deliberate threat, then you need to do way more research about ACTUAL anti-semitism.
If you don't understand how that was a deliberate threat, then you need to do way more research about ACTUAL anti-semitism.
Man decides not to drink bleach, drinks gasoline instead.
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Man decides not to drink bleach, drinks gasoline instead.
I made this helpful image to explain Trump's tariff policy.
April 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I made this helpful image to explain Trump's tariff policy.