Jonathan Schmock
@jonathanschmock.bsky.social
Cartoonist, writer, director, hanging on.
So basically, our dictator swallows up their dictator so we can take their shit… good job, MAGA
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So basically, our dictator swallows up their dictator so we can take their shit… good job, MAGA
So if there’s oil there, and no Epstein files, our motto is “South America First.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So if there’s oil there, and no Epstein files, our motto is “South America First.”
We have a president who thinks it’s good optics to kill people and rage tweet 100 racist tweets on Christmas. Cheers!
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We have a president who thinks it’s good optics to kill people and rage tweet 100 racist tweets on Christmas. Cheers!
Preorder the movie now! Christmas is over. Give this gift to yourself!
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Preorder the movie now! Christmas is over. Give this gift to yourself!
So here’s a leader who can’t even protect his people from the measles. The measles was gone.
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So here’s a leader who can’t even protect his people from the measles. The measles was gone.
Today’s Cartoon- Merry Trumpmas
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today’s Cartoon- Merry Trumpmas
If anyone wants to know what flop sweat is, watch that speech.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If anyone wants to know what flop sweat is, watch that speech.
Remember when The Justice Department was “the good guys?“
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Remember when The Justice Department was “the good guys?“
So now Donald Trump is a pirate?
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So now Donald Trump is a pirate?
Funny how our “president” never tries to distract from the pedi-files by doing something good, by helping someone or protecting someone. It’s always by murdering fishermen or seizing an oil tanker or trying to throw Adam Schiff in jail…
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Funny how our “president” never tries to distract from the pedi-files by doing something good, by helping someone or protecting someone. It’s always by murdering fishermen or seizing an oil tanker or trying to throw Adam Schiff in jail…
Just say it, the Republican healthcare plan is “let healthcare corporations profit as much as possible from sick Americans, “ or as they call it “freedom.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just say it, the Republican healthcare plan is “let healthcare corporations profit as much as possible from sick Americans, “ or as they call it “freedom.”
Isn’t it nice that Barron Trump is worth $150 million. What a bright young man he must be.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Isn’t it nice that Barron Trump is worth $150 million. What a bright young man he must be.
Congratulations to DJT for getting a peace prize from the soccer people, or as we called it in the 3rd grade, a good sportsmanship award. I wonder if he got to go to Shakee’s Pizza afterwards too.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Congratulations to DJT for getting a peace prize from the soccer people, or as we called it in the 3rd grade, a good sportsmanship award. I wonder if he got to go to Shakee’s Pizza afterwards too.
It’s kind of great that FIFA, the soccer people, are giving the doddering despot the first ever FIFA peace prize. It is so like they are mocking him and he doesn’t get it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s kind of great that FIFA, the soccer people, are giving the doddering despot the first ever FIFA peace prize. It is so like they are mocking him and he doesn’t get it.
Petey- dropping missiles on an unarmed civilian fishing boat does not qualify as “the fog of war.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Petey- dropping missiles on an unarmed civilian fishing boat does not qualify as “the fog of war.”
Tr*mp at that airplane door yelling at reporters about his MRI makes him look like such a scared little old man. He might as well be yelling get off my lawn. He’s becoming so small and decrepit and isolated. He really is a doddering dictator…
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tr*mp at that airplane door yelling at reporters about his MRI makes him look like such a scared little old man. He might as well be yelling get off my lawn. He’s becoming so small and decrepit and isolated. He really is a doddering dictator…
So I guess now they have to change the signs to “Secretary of War Crimes”
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
So I guess now they have to change the signs to “Secretary of War Crimes”
The people on TV are finally saying what I was wondering, where are the rallies Don? How come you’re not out doing rallies?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The people on TV are finally saying what I was wondering, where are the rallies Don? How come you’re not out doing rallies?
Sorry, MAGA, you wanted cheaper eggs but instead you get a ballroom you’ll never set foot in and war with Venezuela… And more expensive eggs
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sorry, MAGA, you wanted cheaper eggs but instead you get a ballroom you’ll never set foot in and war with Venezuela… And more expensive eggs
Fun fact: all tours of the White House have been suspended indefinitely because The East Wing was how we, the people, entered the White House and we’re not welcome anymore.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fun fact: all tours of the White House have been suspended indefinitely because The East Wing was how we, the people, entered the White House and we’re not welcome anymore.
Interesting that Steve Bannon never says Trump will win the election to be president in 2028. He just says he will be president in 2028…
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Interesting that Steve Bannon never says Trump will win the election to be president in 2028. He just says he will be president in 2028…
The White House is the people’s house. Teddy Roosevelt built The East Wing to welcome the people. But Tr*mp doesn’t care about the real people so his ballroom will welcome his people, the rich people.
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The White House is the people’s house. Teddy Roosevelt built The East Wing to welcome the people. But Tr*mp doesn’t care about the real people so his ballroom will welcome his people, the rich people.
So I guess once again we can assume he’s literally tearing down the White House just to distract from his other crimes, right?
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So I guess once again we can assume he’s literally tearing down the White House just to distract from his other crimes, right?