yeah corrected this now thank you

as a side point

luke littler win rate in PDC majors in germany: 25%
luke littler win rate in PDC majors not in germany: 88%

while littler continues to indulge his weird germany ick, every single player on tour should be laser-targeting the european championship as their best chance of a major

always adored humphries for all the same reasons others are indifferent to him. unbelievable ambassador for the sport. hugely respected on the tour. doesn't go underhand, doesn't trash-talk. generous with his time and his praise. for all that: he's won nine PDC majors and i fear he won't pass 10

yeah i didn't even mention edu because he feels like... a bit of an irrelevance? like a phase marinakis just happens to be going through at the moment?

fair enough!

did he not also say it in LA? maybe I’ve misremembered this. to be fair the internet culture of the 2010s was famously hot on fact-checking its jokes

really good lesson here: one tweet too few always beats one tweet too many

“and you remember robbie keane, don’t you Stew? with the cartwheel, and the little grin? and they used to have the classic link-up play, didn’t they, robbie keane, and berbatov, the interlocking runs, didn’t they Stew?”

it should be nakedly obvious that I went to see stewart lee last night

is there a “best robbie keane joke” category at the press awards? asking for me