I'm a Wreck
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We're the city that bombed itself.
People are out there saying nobody has documents like his, the best documents, absolutely beautiful documents, people come up to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, we’ve never seen paperwork handled so transparently. Some people are saying he’s the most open president ever, maybe in history.
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
People are out there saying nobody has documents like his, the best documents, absolutely beautiful documents, people come up to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, we’ve never seen paperwork handled so transparently. Some people are saying he’s the most open president ever, maybe in history.
Noticed many Nazi rallies since ICE's hiring spree?
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Noticed many Nazi rallies since ICE's hiring spree?
Who would've guessed the leader of the free world is a Ukrainian comedian?
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Who would've guessed the leader of the free world is a Ukrainian comedian?
Daily driving Linux for a year now.
Finally got the calculator working.
Finally got the calculator working.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Daily driving Linux for a year now.
Finally got the calculator working.
Finally got the calculator working.
If Putin commanded Trump, "Destroy America!" What would he do?
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If Putin commanded Trump, "Destroy America!" What would he do?
I suspect the Dubai chocolate and Labubu crazes are intended to separate people from their money.
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I suspect the Dubai chocolate and Labubu crazes are intended to separate people from their money.
MLK wasn't assassinated until he threatened the wealthy.
FBI only wanted him to kill himself.
FBI only wanted him to kill himself.
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
MLK wasn't assassinated until he threatened the wealthy.
FBI only wanted him to kill himself.
FBI only wanted him to kill himself.
Wondering which section of the 25th amendment is at play.
August 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wondering which section of the 25th amendment is at play.
Ghislaine's namin' names & the DOJ lawyer she's telling all to was Trump's personal defense lawyer.
July 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ghislaine's namin' names & the DOJ lawyer she's telling all to was Trump's personal defense lawyer.
What if MechaHitler had to fight GrannySpills?
July 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What if MechaHitler had to fight GrannySpills?
Firing all the weather experts was a mistake.
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Firing all the weather experts was a mistake.
Joey Chestnut wins 2025's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Never been more proud of my nation.
Happy 4th of July.
Never been more proud of my nation.
Happy 4th of July.
July 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Joey Chestnut wins 2025's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Never been more proud of my nation.
Happy 4th of July.
Never been more proud of my nation.
Happy 4th of July.
Bush at least had the decency to have Gen. Powell lie to America first.
June 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Bush at least had the decency to have Gen. Powell lie to America first.
America's two fakest billionaires are duking it out over who has the least weird dick.
June 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
America's two fakest billionaires are duking it out over who has the least weird dick.
Cadbury Creme Eggs expensive AF now.
Trump's tarriffs have ruined my Easter.
Trump's tarriffs have ruined my Easter.
March 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cadbury Creme Eggs expensive AF now.
Trump's tarriffs have ruined my Easter.
Trump's tarriffs have ruined my Easter.
Ever feel like your country's gonna end up on the wrong side of history, again?
March 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ever feel like your country's gonna end up on the wrong side of history, again?
What is it with assholes and weird dicks?
Trump's look's like Toadstool. Musk's implant was botched.
Does a weird dick make you an asshole?
Trump's look's like Toadstool. Musk's implant was botched.
Does a weird dick make you an asshole?
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What is it with assholes and weird dicks?
Trump's look's like Toadstool. Musk's implant was botched.
Does a weird dick make you an asshole?
Trump's look's like Toadstool. Musk's implant was botched.
Does a weird dick make you an asshole?
World's richest man hides behind child.
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
World's richest man hides behind child.
Amazon delivers dildos to your doorstep by dusk.
But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV.
But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV.
February 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Amazon delivers dildos to your doorstep by dusk.
But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV.
But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV.
I heard Elon got access to our SS and tax refund money.
Jokes on you.
I'm not retired or getting a refund this year.
Jokes on you.
I'm not retired or getting a refund this year.
February 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I heard Elon got access to our SS and tax refund money.
Jokes on you.
I'm not retired or getting a refund this year.
Jokes on you.
I'm not retired or getting a refund this year.
Planes are falling out of the sky left and right all across America.
And Boeing isn't involved, somehow.
And Boeing isn't involved, somehow.
February 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Planes are falling out of the sky left and right all across America.
And Boeing isn't involved, somehow.
And Boeing isn't involved, somehow.