I’m eventually gonna get more serious.
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m eventually gonna get more serious.
My eyebrows look like feathers, but yours just look like eyebrows.
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My eyebrows look like feathers, but yours just look like eyebrows.
The tongue is the smartest part of the dog.
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The tongue is the smartest part of the dog.
I need to wash my legpits.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to wash my legpits.
Are tater tots real?
June 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Are tater tots real?
Guess what? You can feel your smile.
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Guess what? You can feel your smile.
A long time ago, toilets didn’t look how they look now.
April 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A long time ago, toilets didn’t look how they look now.
I only like when people go easy on me.
March 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I only like when people go easy on me.
If it’s taco Tuesday why did I have a burrito?
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If it’s taco Tuesday why did I have a burrito?
If the moon is made of cheese, did someone throw milk into space?
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If the moon is made of cheese, did someone throw milk into space?
You know what I want to make? A vacuum that doesn’t scare the dog.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You know what I want to make? A vacuum that doesn’t scare the dog.
We don’t need clothing to survive.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We don’t need clothing to survive.
When I grow up I’m going to have a beard and I’m never going to shave it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When I grow up I’m going to have a beard and I’m never going to shave it.
I love everybody in my whole family, including the dog. And also my dad.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I love everybody in my whole family, including the dog. And also my dad.
I’m tired of going to bed.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m tired of going to bed.
I think about you even when you’re not around.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I think about you even when you’re not around.
My tasted has changed with spices. I like them.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My tasted has changed with spices. I like them.
I’ve been alive almost forever.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve been alive almost forever.
I could spend my whole life biking. I could bike forever.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I could spend my whole life biking. I could bike forever.
My most favorite one in the family is the dog. And also you.
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My most favorite one in the family is the dog. And also you.
Are you guys complaining again? Stop!
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Are you guys complaining again? Stop!
My hands taste like cheese, so the buppy licked them.
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My hands taste like cheese, so the buppy licked them.
I want someone to give me a piggy-front ride.
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I want someone to give me a piggy-front ride.
Why do people always have balls if they’re a boy?
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why do people always have balls if they’re a boy?