Jonah Blank
@jonahblank.bsky.social
Anthropologist, author, dad. Order purely alphabetical
Can it be delivered by an AI-avatar of Zuck?
Maybe one modeled on the current version of Zuck: Woody-Allen-with-a-talk-show?
Who wouldn't love to see that every morning? Before even having one's coffee!
Maybe one modeled on the current version of Zuck: Woody-Allen-with-a-talk-show?
Who wouldn't love to see that every morning? Before even having one's coffee!
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can it be delivered by an AI-avatar of Zuck?
Maybe one modeled on the current version of Zuck: Woody-Allen-with-a-talk-show?
Who wouldn't love to see that every morning? Before even having one's coffee!
Maybe one modeled on the current version of Zuck: Woody-Allen-with-a-talk-show?
Who wouldn't love to see that every morning? Before even having one's coffee!
Clearly, he's not thinking much about #JeffreyEpstein.
(Actually, this novella was probably not written by him: Far too grammatical)
(Actually, actually: I only got through the first chapter)
(Actually, this novella was probably not written by him: Far too grammatical)
(Actually, actually: I only got through the first chapter)
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Clearly, he's not thinking much about #JeffreyEpstein.
(Actually, this novella was probably not written by him: Far too grammatical)
(Actually, actually: I only got through the first chapter)
(Actually, this novella was probably not written by him: Far too grammatical)
(Actually, actually: I only got through the first chapter)
Love him or hate him, you'd probably agree that Trump isn't a cheery guy. Lots of rage, lots of whining, lots of resentment.
But just LOOK how happy he is in the presence of a billionaire dictator:
But just LOOK how happy he is in the presence of a billionaire dictator:
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Love him or hate him, you'd probably agree that Trump isn't a cheery guy. Lots of rage, lots of whining, lots of resentment.
But just LOOK how happy he is in the presence of a billionaire dictator:
But just LOOK how happy he is in the presence of a billionaire dictator:
Yeah, but for her the problem is:
♦️Not enough of 'em.
♦️Not enough of 'em.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah, but for her the problem is:
♦️Not enough of 'em.
♦️Not enough of 'em.
Don't take it personally, Ms Takaichi.
#XiJinping really hates shaking hands with EVERYONE.
#XiJinping really hates shaking hands with EVERYONE.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Don't take it personally, Ms Takaichi.
#XiJinping really hates shaking hands with EVERYONE.
#XiJinping really hates shaking hands with EVERYONE.
I don't begrudge #OliviaNuzzi writing a book full of this.
I very much begrudge the editors who paid her actual money (a LOT of it), and agreed to publish it.
Her book publisher is Simon & Schuster.
Which (I'm embarrassed to say) published the UK edition of one my books.
I very much begrudge the editors who paid her actual money (a LOT of it), and agreed to publish it.
Her book publisher is Simon & Schuster.
Which (I'm embarrassed to say) published the UK edition of one my books.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don't begrudge #OliviaNuzzi writing a book full of this.
I very much begrudge the editors who paid her actual money (a LOT of it), and agreed to publish it.
Her book publisher is Simon & Schuster.
Which (I'm embarrassed to say) published the UK edition of one my books.
I very much begrudge the editors who paid her actual money (a LOT of it), and agreed to publish it.
Her book publisher is Simon & Schuster.
Which (I'm embarrassed to say) published the UK edition of one my books.
Yes, NYT, a "clubby world that is all but gone."
Perhaps its passing can be remembered like that of the antebellum South:
♦️A genteel, gracious society where everybody was friendly and polite to each other. And absolutely nothing untoward ever occurred?
Perhaps its passing can be remembered like that of the antebellum South:
♦️A genteel, gracious society where everybody was friendly and polite to each other. And absolutely nothing untoward ever occurred?
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yes, NYT, a "clubby world that is all but gone."
Perhaps its passing can be remembered like that of the antebellum South:
♦️A genteel, gracious society where everybody was friendly and polite to each other. And absolutely nothing untoward ever occurred?
Perhaps its passing can be remembered like that of the antebellum South:
♦️A genteel, gracious society where everybody was friendly and polite to each other. And absolutely nothing untoward ever occurred?
#LarrySummers has, for several decades, been one of the most insufferable people in public life. Somehow, his email exchanges with #JeffreyEpstein reveal new depths.
Here he is telling Epstein how he's going to cut off contact with a student he's been harassing:
"Suspect she will miss it."
Here he is telling Epstein how he's going to cut off contact with a student he's been harassing:
"Suspect she will miss it."
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
#LarrySummers has, for several decades, been one of the most insufferable people in public life. Somehow, his email exchanges with #JeffreyEpstein reveal new depths.
Here he is telling Epstein how he's going to cut off contact with a student he's been harassing:
"Suspect she will miss it."
Here he is telling Epstein how he's going to cut off contact with a student he's been harassing:
"Suspect she will miss it."
Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist.bsky.social) has been covering #JeffreyEpstein better than anyone in #journalism.
Here's reminder from her about the 2008 sweetheart deal negotiated by Epstein's lawyer (who would later be Trump's lawyer) & the GOP US Atty (who would later be Trump's Cabinet Secy)
Here's reminder from her about the 2008 sweetheart deal negotiated by Epstein's lawyer (who would later be Trump's lawyer) & the GOP US Atty (who would later be Trump's Cabinet Secy)
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist.bsky.social) has been covering #JeffreyEpstein better than anyone in #journalism.
Here's reminder from her about the 2008 sweetheart deal negotiated by Epstein's lawyer (who would later be Trump's lawyer) & the GOP US Atty (who would later be Trump's Cabinet Secy)
Here's reminder from her about the 2008 sweetheart deal negotiated by Epstein's lawyer (who would later be Trump's lawyer) & the GOP US Atty (who would later be Trump's Cabinet Secy)
Your government officials.
Getting paid from your tax dollars.
Saying this.
To, and about, you.
Getting paid from your tax dollars.
Saying this.
To, and about, you.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Your government officials.
Getting paid from your tax dollars.
Saying this.
To, and about, you.
Getting paid from your tax dollars.
Saying this.
To, and about, you.
Trump's call to primary MTG may turn out to be the biggest story of the coming year:
♦️Trump's dictatorship rests on unwavering GOP support: Every GOP Member of Congress is terrified of getting primaried by him.
If MTG survives the 2026 midterms, will others dare to stand up to him?
♦️Trump's dictatorship rests on unwavering GOP support: Every GOP Member of Congress is terrified of getting primaried by him.
If MTG survives the 2026 midterms, will others dare to stand up to him?
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trump's call to primary MTG may turn out to be the biggest story of the coming year:
♦️Trump's dictatorship rests on unwavering GOP support: Every GOP Member of Congress is terrified of getting primaried by him.
If MTG survives the 2026 midterms, will others dare to stand up to him?
♦️Trump's dictatorship rests on unwavering GOP support: Every GOP Member of Congress is terrified of getting primaried by him.
If MTG survives the 2026 midterms, will others dare to stand up to him?
Is THIS the 🔥 Trump is so fearful might come out in #EpsteinFiles?
♦️Epstein HIMSELF said a woman had accused him & Trump of BOTH raping her-- when she was 13 years old.
He said the charge was false-- and it probably is. But is THAT what's got Trump so rattled?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
♦️Epstein HIMSELF said a woman had accused him & Trump of BOTH raping her-- when she was 13 years old.
He said the charge was false-- and it probably is. But is THAT what's got Trump so rattled?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Is THIS the 🔥 Trump is so fearful might come out in #EpsteinFiles?
♦️Epstein HIMSELF said a woman had accused him & Trump of BOTH raping her-- when she was 13 years old.
He said the charge was false-- and it probably is. But is THAT what's got Trump so rattled?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
♦️Epstein HIMSELF said a woman had accused him & Trump of BOTH raping her-- when she was 13 years old.
He said the charge was false-- and it probably is. But is THAT what's got Trump so rattled?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
He's spiraling.
Now explicitly calling for a primary against "ranting Lunatic" (and MAGA zealot) Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Whatever's in the #EpsteinFiles must really be 🔥.
Now explicitly calling for a primary against "ranting Lunatic" (and MAGA zealot) Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Whatever's in the #EpsteinFiles must really be 🔥.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
He's spiraling.
Now explicitly calling for a primary against "ranting Lunatic" (and MAGA zealot) Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Whatever's in the #EpsteinFiles must really be 🔥.
Now explicitly calling for a primary against "ranting Lunatic" (and MAGA zealot) Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Whatever's in the #EpsteinFiles must really be 🔥.
Another utterly-damning email, from an Epstein victim:
👉🏼 "i don't want to come early to find trump in your house."
She's probably joking (it's 2017, so he's already president).
But just think about this:
♦️One of Epstein's victims finds Trump more awful than Epstein himself.
👉🏼 "i don't want to come early to find trump in your house."
She's probably joking (it's 2017, so he's already president).
But just think about this:
♦️One of Epstein's victims finds Trump more awful than Epstein himself.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Another utterly-damning email, from an Epstein victim:
👉🏼 "i don't want to come early to find trump in your house."
She's probably joking (it's 2017, so he's already president).
But just think about this:
♦️One of Epstein's victims finds Trump more awful than Epstein himself.
👉🏼 "i don't want to come early to find trump in your house."
She's probably joking (it's 2017, so he's already president).
But just think about this:
♦️One of Epstein's victims finds Trump more awful than Epstein himself.
Thank you, Sens Warnock & Ossoff.
Also:
♦️Sen @ossoff.senate.gov is doing an uncanny impression of my Labrador Retriever when, mid-walk, she catches sight of a squirrel.
Also:
♦️Sen @ossoff.senate.gov is doing an uncanny impression of my Labrador Retriever when, mid-walk, she catches sight of a squirrel.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thank you, Sens Warnock & Ossoff.
Also:
♦️Sen @ossoff.senate.gov is doing an uncanny impression of my Labrador Retriever when, mid-walk, she catches sight of a squirrel.
Also:
♦️Sen @ossoff.senate.gov is doing an uncanny impression of my Labrador Retriever when, mid-walk, she catches sight of a squirrel.
It's just a laugh now.
But bookmark this: Before he leaves office...
But bookmark this: Before he leaves office...
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's just a laugh now.
But bookmark this: Before he leaves office...
But bookmark this: Before he leaves office...
Per rumor-mill, these are the ten Dem senators said to be contemplating terms of surrender:
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Per rumor-mill, these are the ten Dem senators said to be contemplating terms of surrender:
This lady don't crack.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This lady don't crack.
Within minutes of him issuing this thuggish threat, a Novo Nordisk executive standing behind him collapsed.
And while everyone else rushed to the man's aid, Trump just stood there.
Because that's who he is.
And while everyone else rushed to the man's aid, Trump just stood there.
Because that's who he is.
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Within minutes of him issuing this thuggish threat, a Novo Nordisk executive standing behind him collapsed.
And while everyone else rushed to the man's aid, Trump just stood there.
Because that's who he is.
And while everyone else rushed to the man's aid, Trump just stood there.
Because that's who he is.
Lori Lightfoot hasn't been Mayor of Chicago for two and a half years.
The only thing he remembers about her is that she "gets her hair done very expensively, right?...She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
Here's Lightfoot, with a woman Trump knows somewhat better. Maybe he's got them mixed up?
The only thing he remembers about her is that she "gets her hair done very expensively, right?...She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
Here's Lightfoot, with a woman Trump knows somewhat better. Maybe he's got them mixed up?
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Lori Lightfoot hasn't been Mayor of Chicago for two and a half years.
The only thing he remembers about her is that she "gets her hair done very expensively, right?...She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
Here's Lightfoot, with a woman Trump knows somewhat better. Maybe he's got them mixed up?
The only thing he remembers about her is that she "gets her hair done very expensively, right?...She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
Here's Lightfoot, with a woman Trump knows somewhat better. Maybe he's got them mixed up?
He keeps better company.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He keeps better company.
So Chuck Schumer not only refused to endorse @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social-- he refuses to tell his own constituents who he voted for. To be mayor of his own city.
Schumer owes us ALL an explanation:
♦️If Establishment Dems won't support progressives, then please stop demanding our support for YOU.
Schumer owes us ALL an explanation:
♦️If Establishment Dems won't support progressives, then please stop demanding our support for YOU.
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So Chuck Schumer not only refused to endorse @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social-- he refuses to tell his own constituents who he voted for. To be mayor of his own city.
Schumer owes us ALL an explanation:
♦️If Establishment Dems won't support progressives, then please stop demanding our support for YOU.
Schumer owes us ALL an explanation:
♦️If Establishment Dems won't support progressives, then please stop demanding our support for YOU.