Jono
@jon-o.bsky.social
i never learned to read.
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Seven weeks of 75 hard.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Seven weeks of 75 hard.
Came on Bluesky to see posts about Mamdani and instead saw photos of a man I hate and realized he’s in a throuple with two other men I hate and maybe I should delete this app.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Came on Bluesky to see posts about Mamdani and instead saw photos of a man I hate and realized he’s in a throuple with two other men I hate and maybe I should delete this app.
I’m on day 22 of 75 hard and if you’re wondering the answer is yes. It’s a cry for help. 🥰
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m on day 22 of 75 hard and if you’re wondering the answer is yes. It’s a cry for help. 🥰
Oh no someone is wearing the same shorts as I am and they’re hotter than me
February 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh no someone is wearing the same shorts as I am and they’re hotter than me
“I won’t make you learn how to read for polyamory.” Things I tell my husband.
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“I won’t make you learn how to read for polyamory.” Things I tell my husband.
We’re at the moxy and our cuck chair is hanging on the wall like it is on hold for a cage match
February 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We’re at the moxy and our cuck chair is hanging on the wall like it is on hold for a cage match
After a year and a half of rotting I’m back in the gym. Please clap.
February 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
After a year and a half of rotting I’m back in the gym. Please clap.
Crystal Envy looks like Rosé’s tethered.
January 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crystal Envy looks like Rosé’s tethered.
Crystal Envy’s song sounds like those original tracks New Directions did at Nationals
January 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Crystal Envy’s song sounds like those original tracks New Directions did at Nationals
Suzie not doing a fart joke on an ass challenge to go with Toot feels insane.
January 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Suzie not doing a fart joke on an ass challenge to go with Toot feels insane.
Scrolled past this quickly and let me tell you I did not think it was a Hilton ad
January 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Scrolled past this quickly and let me tell you I did not think it was a Hilton ad
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I don’t think scrolling and pacing is helping.
January 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I don’t think scrolling and pacing is helping.
Realizing my current crisis is considered “mid-life”
January 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Realizing my current crisis is considered “mid-life”
There is nothing more embarrassing than being on national television and crying about Katy Perry
January 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There is nothing more embarrassing than being on national television and crying about Katy Perry
This is my calf muscle.
December 21, 2024 at 5:25 AM
This is my calf muscle.
Honestly I keep forgetting to post here.
December 21, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Honestly I keep forgetting to post here.
Apparently telling someone “you remind me of my favorite muppet” is not nice?
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Apparently telling someone “you remind me of my favorite muppet” is not nice?
I love when old people go to the bars! Yes peepaw! Sip your vodka cranberry.
December 8, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love when old people go to the bars! Yes peepaw! Sip your vodka cranberry.
Might fuck around and try defying gravity.
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Might fuck around and try defying gravity.
Oh I’m so sorry. I can’t go. I’m too busy reading a book about a woman who develops a sexual relationship with the Loch Ness monster.
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Oh I’m so sorry. I can’t go. I’m too busy reading a book about a woman who develops a sexual relationship with the Loch Ness monster.
I’ve read 115 books this year because I’m depressed, the world is a mess, and my social circle exists exclusively on the internet.
November 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I’ve read 115 books this year because I’m depressed, the world is a mess, and my social circle exists exclusively on the internet.
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I’m trying to be better about following hot people.
November 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I’m trying to be better about following hot people.