turns out there is a guitar center just a couple exits before you hit rock bottom. it’s all just guys with alarming facial hair who are like one (1) expensive effects pedal purchase away from an explosive divorce saying, “yeah, you can really get some good tones on that one”

made a quick psa for the folks you follow

we all want fire until it burns

yep

:(

also, all information that you disclose to your sweetwater rep is entirely confidential, as they are bound by both hipaa and their own private blood oath

those hands are fully a threat of physical violence and that facial expression belongs on an extremely haunted doll

they should invent a version of me that is properly hydrated

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