Bob Wehädababeitsaboy
@jokingguy.bsky.social
Things we might have in common:
•Toronto-Based Complaining
•Speculative Fiction of all types
•Book Collecting
•Food and Drink of almost any variety
•Being "Left" in a way that doesn't mean "Centrist"
•Toronto-Based Complaining
•Speculative Fiction of all types
•Book Collecting
•Food and Drink of almost any variety
•Being "Left" in a way that doesn't mean "Centrist"
(middle aged white dude) i hadn't heard of hime til last year, when he was most streamed artist or somesuch.
i asked my colombian coworker about him: "not my style music but, man, you (gestures at skin and language) have no idea how big he is"
i asked my colombian coworker about him: "not my style music but, man, you (gestures at skin and language) have no idea how big he is"
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
(middle aged white dude) i hadn't heard of hime til last year, when he was most streamed artist or somesuch.
i asked my colombian coworker about him: "not my style music but, man, you (gestures at skin and language) have no idea how big he is"
i asked my colombian coworker about him: "not my style music but, man, you (gestures at skin and language) have no idea how big he is"
Reposted by Bob Wehädababeitsaboy
Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cause that's what heroes do.
They can teach you how to control a skid all they want, but until you've done a successful 360° on a side street in East York, you'll never know...
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
They can teach you how to control a skid all they want, but until you've done a successful 360° on a side street in East York, you'll never know...
No measurement, in this context, that isn't horrifying.
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 AM
No measurement, in this context, that isn't horrifying.
Nevermind "screen time epidemic" or "young male loneliness" or "I can't tell what a scam looks like".
The greatest test of our times is "I make jokes apply to my niche online obsessions, therefore they aren't funny".
looking at you #resistblue
The greatest test of our times is "I make jokes apply to my niche online obsessions, therefore they aren't funny".
looking at you #resistblue
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Nevermind "screen time epidemic" or "young male loneliness" or "I can't tell what a scam looks like".
The greatest test of our times is "I make jokes apply to my niche online obsessions, therefore they aren't funny".
looking at you #resistblue
The greatest test of our times is "I make jokes apply to my niche online obsessions, therefore they aren't funny".
looking at you #resistblue
meh, i don't know. it's sort of a bait and switch? and also a first world problem.
sounded like a side salad on the card, and it wound up being various pastes. in another situation, if I meant to order it, I probably wouldn't mind.
sounded like a side salad on the card, and it wound up being various pastes. in another situation, if I meant to order it, I probably wouldn't mind.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
meh, i don't know. it's sort of a bait and switch? and also a first world problem.
sounded like a side salad on the card, and it wound up being various pastes. in another situation, if I meant to order it, I probably wouldn't mind.
sounded like a side salad on the card, and it wound up being various pastes. in another situation, if I meant to order it, I probably wouldn't mind.
"fried field mushrooms on in house sourdough, comes with beetroot! (sauce) avocado! (sauce) goat cheese! (sauce)" and so on...
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"fried field mushrooms on in house sourdough, comes with beetroot! (sauce) avocado! (sauce) goat cheese! (sauce)" and so on...
We had breakfast last week and my mushrooms on toast came out on a giant plate with ~7 loonie sized dollops of different sauces. This is 9am.
Even my partner, who is no big foody, was confused. I told her someone had taken a fancy cooking class 20 years ago and didn't care how it tasted.
Even my partner, who is no big foody, was confused. I told her someone had taken a fancy cooking class 20 years ago and didn't care how it tasted.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
We had breakfast last week and my mushrooms on toast came out on a giant plate with ~7 loonie sized dollops of different sauces. This is 9am.
Even my partner, who is no big foody, was confused. I told her someone had taken a fancy cooking class 20 years ago and didn't care how it tasted.
Even my partner, who is no big foody, was confused. I told her someone had taken a fancy cooking class 20 years ago and didn't care how it tasted.
Reporter: "What will the President's schedule be tomorrow?"
Trump spox: "First of all, how dare you..."
Trump spox: "First of all, how dare you..."
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Reporter: "What will the President's schedule be tomorrow?"
Trump spox: "First of all, how dare you..."
Trump spox: "First of all, how dare you..."
As a bonus, if you had tied on a few too many the night before and dragged yourself in after 10am, you had the option for lemony greek-style potatoes over hash browns with your breakfast.
My god, I'm salivating.
My god, I'm salivating.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
As a bonus, if you had tied on a few too many the night before and dragged yourself in after 10am, you had the option for lemony greek-style potatoes over hash browns with your breakfast.
My god, I'm salivating.
My god, I'm salivating.
nevermind, i see now
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 AM
nevermind, i see now
sorry, you can get suspended from substack for a comment like that?
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
sorry, you can get suspended from substack for a comment like that?
If you haven't read about her, Marcia Lucas, or rather her absence, is the number one reason the films fell off a cliff.
The podcast What Went Wrong has some fun episodes on all the films, as well as other Licas ventures, and she features prominently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcia_...
The podcast What Went Wrong has some fun episodes on all the films, as well as other Licas ventures, and she features prominently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcia_...
Marcia Lucas - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
If you haven't read about her, Marcia Lucas, or rather her absence, is the number one reason the films fell off a cliff.
The podcast What Went Wrong has some fun episodes on all the films, as well as other Licas ventures, and she features prominently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcia_...
The podcast What Went Wrong has some fun episodes on all the films, as well as other Licas ventures, and she features prominently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcia_...
"reducing car dependency" should be read as "Imagine how much more money you'd have without lease, fuel and insurance payments", nevermind maintenance
I don't understand people who demand to drive 30min each way for groceries
Especially when that's not being outlawed, just giving you an option
I don't understand people who demand to drive 30min each way for groceries
Especially when that's not being outlawed, just giving you an option
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"reducing car dependency" should be read as "Imagine how much more money you'd have without lease, fuel and insurance payments", nevermind maintenance
I don't understand people who demand to drive 30min each way for groceries
Especially when that's not being outlawed, just giving you an option
I don't understand people who demand to drive 30min each way for groceries
Especially when that's not being outlawed, just giving you an option
Seek it out, if you can. iirc, Tim Curry played his "nemesis".
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Seek it out, if you can. iirc, Tim Curry played his "nemesis".