JoJo CIWA Protocol
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ex-screenwriter, PGY-2 at [redacted], some other thing. looking forward to private shit posting here
my Industry fan theory is that rishi is a reincarnation of Judas iscariot and his tribulations are karmic balance for his sins in that past life
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
my Industry fan theory is that rishi is a reincarnation of Judas iscariot and his tribulations are karmic balance for his sins in that past life
people keep making fun of the idea of Sydney Sweeney being in the Gundam movie, but hear me out, Sweeney as char aznable would go crazy
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 AM
people keep making fun of the idea of Sydney Sweeney being in the Gundam movie, but hear me out, Sweeney as char aznable would go crazy
"why should i change my name? he's the one that sucks"
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"why should i change my name? he's the one that sucks"
it's so funny that Chevy Chase was basically immediately a dick to the director of his documentary........ like even the sociopathic, genociders were nice to robert oppenheimer when he made Act of Killing
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it's so funny that Chevy Chase was basically immediately a dick to the director of his documentary........ like even the sociopathic, genociders were nice to robert oppenheimer when he made Act of Killing
it's too late, i have depicted you as the seething and buffoonish marty mauser and myself as the unbothered and stoic endo. it's over
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it's too late, i have depicted you as the seething and buffoonish marty mauser and myself as the unbothered and stoic endo. it's over
ICU downgrading a patient who is "off pressors" but dosed to the gills on midodrine and droxidopa
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ICU downgrading a patient who is "off pressors" but dosed to the gills on midodrine and droxidopa
this diva
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this diva
walt had a daughter who was under 18 years old...... he knew what had to be done
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
walt had a daughter who was under 18 years old...... he knew what had to be done
ethan hawke is the greatest thespian of deadbeat dads of this generation
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ethan hawke is the greatest thespian of deadbeat dads of this generation
wish i was ecstatic about "pluribus" as everybody, but right now it's just "pretty good" for me.
*spoilers*
one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters
*spoilers*
one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
wish i was ecstatic about "pluribus" as everybody, but right now it's just "pretty good" for me.
*spoilers*
one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters
*spoilers*
one of gilligan's main strengths is that he can almost instantly make new characters seem interesting and lived in, and it's really limiting when there's only, in effect, two main characters
committing voter fraud in favor of zohran mamdani in honor of dick cheney. inshallah brother cheney, i know you would have wanted this
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
committing voter fraud in favor of zohran mamdani in honor of dick cheney. inshallah brother cheney, i know you would have wanted this
sora: tron ares! the heartless are invading the grid! we need your help to fight them back
dead-eyed, video game jared leto: your friend kairi....... you say she's a high schooler? that's crazy man
dead-eyed, video game jared leto: your friend kairi....... you say she's a high schooler? that's crazy man
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sora: tron ares! the heartless are invading the grid! we need your help to fight them back
dead-eyed, video game jared leto: your friend kairi....... you say she's a high schooler? that's crazy man
dead-eyed, video game jared leto: your friend kairi....... you say she's a high schooler? that's crazy man
high school english teachers love making their students read david foster wallace's "this is water" speech
(it's great. low key changed my life as a kid)
(it's great. low key changed my life as a kid)
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
high school english teachers love making their students read david foster wallace's "this is water" speech
(it's great. low key changed my life as a kid)
(it's great. low key changed my life as a kid)
let a coworker practice ultrasounding on me and someone walked in on me shirtless and covered with ultrasound goop and all I could say was, "uh it's not what it looks like"
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
let a coworker practice ultrasounding on me and someone walked in on me shirtless and covered with ultrasound goop and all I could say was, "uh it's not what it looks like"
me experiencing "one battle after another": 4/5 stars
me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10
me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
me experiencing "one battle after another": 4/5 stars
me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10
me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10
people are publicly admitting infinite jest is good now
September 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
people are publicly admitting infinite jest is good now
blessed and cursed to be in a place in my life where i have a job such that I need to be careful what I post online
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
blessed and cursed to be in a place in my life where i have a job such that I need to be careful what I post online
Dakota Johnson should play Xavier renegade angel in live action
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dakota Johnson should play Xavier renegade angel in live action
I fucking hate GameStop, guy in front of me is trading an entire stack of Pokemon and kpop star trading cards in for his switch 2
June 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I fucking hate GameStop, guy in front of me is trading an entire stack of Pokemon and kpop star trading cards in for his switch 2
nels cline is the piccolo to jeff tweedy's goku
May 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
nels cline is the piccolo to jeff tweedy's goku
me whenever I get to order a bomb enema
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
me whenever I get to order a bomb enema
when i was getting signout from the other resident i asked if any of the patients would be safe discharges anytime soon and they started laughing at me. is that good
May 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
when i was getting signout from the other resident i asked if any of the patients would be safe discharges anytime soon and they started laughing at me. is that good