Joie the Ginger👑
@joietheginger.bsky.social
A ginger who makes weird things. I am your answer for accessories for people who refused to grow up.
'You have lost weight, how do you really know if you don't use scales?'
I dunno maybe my clothes are too big and I fit into a Jigglypuff kigurumi?
I dunno maybe my clothes are too big and I fit into a Jigglypuff kigurumi?
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
'You have lost weight, how do you really know if you don't use scales?'
I dunno maybe my clothes are too big and I fit into a Jigglypuff kigurumi?
I dunno maybe my clothes are too big and I fit into a Jigglypuff kigurumi?
In theory I use the term 'John Cenaed' at lot for when I can't find things.
The issue is that I can never remember John Cena's name.
So I end up saying things like 'No, I cannot find that shirt anywhere. It is completely Buff Ernest from my sight.'
The issue is that I can never remember John Cena's name.
So I end up saying things like 'No, I cannot find that shirt anywhere. It is completely Buff Ernest from my sight.'
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
In theory I use the term 'John Cenaed' at lot for when I can't find things.
The issue is that I can never remember John Cena's name.
So I end up saying things like 'No, I cannot find that shirt anywhere. It is completely Buff Ernest from my sight.'
The issue is that I can never remember John Cena's name.
So I end up saying things like 'No, I cannot find that shirt anywhere. It is completely Buff Ernest from my sight.'
I don't know for sure what a dying giraffe sounds like but I am pretty sure it's identical to door I just bought groceries from.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don't know for sure what a dying giraffe sounds like but I am pretty sure it's identical to door I just bought groceries from.
Today is the last day of the twelve days of Christmas. Mariah has lost her powers and has been frozen again for next year. Take down your tree.
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Today is the last day of the twelve days of Christmas. Mariah has lost her powers and has been frozen again for next year. Take down your tree.
Where is the Lennox Spice Village supposed to be a village of? I want to belive it is where Grogu retires to.
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Where is the Lennox Spice Village supposed to be a village of? I want to belive it is where Grogu retires to.
Remember kids when flossing tonight after eating fancy crackers....no a mouse didn't show up and poo in your mouth....those a poppy seeds.
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remember kids when flossing tonight after eating fancy crackers....no a mouse didn't show up and poo in your mouth....those a poppy seeds.
Me: You know, for a bad movie, Mean One isn't that bad.
Mr Monster: Better than Twilight.
Mr Monster: Better than Twilight.
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me: You know, for a bad movie, Mean One isn't that bad.
Mr Monster: Better than Twilight.
Mr Monster: Better than Twilight.
So do I count Winnie the Pooh as my fourth person I have met/been in the same room as on the files or not?
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So do I count Winnie the Pooh as my fourth person I have met/been in the same room as on the files or not?
Me in a dress that didn't fit when I bought it two years ago but fits now.
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me in a dress that didn't fit when I bought it two years ago but fits now.
Do ya'll have a vintage singer you would prefer all holiday songs sung by? Mine is Nat King Cole.
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do ya'll have a vintage singer you would prefer all holiday songs sung by? Mine is Nat King Cole.
Why is Mickey Mouse the Captian of the cruise ship when Donald Duck is the only one there with Naval experience?
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why is Mickey Mouse the Captian of the cruise ship when Donald Duck is the only one there with Naval experience?
Documentary: The Sasquach yelled at us. He said in this deep yap yap yap sound!.
Me: They speak in the yip yip aliens? The Muppet alien language???
Me: They speak in the yip yip aliens? The Muppet alien language???
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Documentary: The Sasquach yelled at us. He said in this deep yap yap yap sound!.
Me: They speak in the yip yip aliens? The Muppet alien language???
Me: They speak in the yip yip aliens? The Muppet alien language???
I hate when my phone updates and I have to reteach it all the important spell checks words like Targaryen
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I hate when my phone updates and I have to reteach it all the important spell checks words like Targaryen
There is no stopping Mariah
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There is no stopping Mariah
Do you ever think in your head while talking to someone; how can I take this seriously when I know this is just Roger from American Dad?
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do you ever think in your head while talking to someone; how can I take this seriously when I know this is just Roger from American Dad?
Washing my rice so the mean sexy Mulan man won't yell at me.
Putting chili jam in the fried rice so Uncle Roger does yell at me.
Putting chili jam in the fried rice so Uncle Roger does yell at me.
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Washing my rice so the mean sexy Mulan man won't yell at me.
Putting chili jam in the fried rice so Uncle Roger does yell at me.
Putting chili jam in the fried rice so Uncle Roger does yell at me.
May your day be better than this recipe
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
May your day be better than this recipe
I walked outside for three minutes and got a bug bite. It is October in the northern hemisphere. I should be able to go longer without a bug bite.
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I walked outside for three minutes and got a bug bite. It is October in the northern hemisphere. I should be able to go longer without a bug bite.
People: Ai is bad
Me: agreed
Also me: Why can I stop watching the video where Miss Piggy and Michael Jackson fall in love?
Me: agreed
Also me: Why can I stop watching the video where Miss Piggy and Michael Jackson fall in love?
October 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
People: Ai is bad
Me: agreed
Also me: Why can I stop watching the video where Miss Piggy and Michael Jackson fall in love?
Me: agreed
Also me: Why can I stop watching the video where Miss Piggy and Michael Jackson fall in love?
The is guy in the grocery parking lot dressed like he just landed on the shore at the battle of Normandy.
What is this time line anymore?
What is this time line anymore?
October 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The is guy in the grocery parking lot dressed like he just landed on the shore at the battle of Normandy.
What is this time line anymore?
What is this time line anymore?
Me seeing an older man in a straw hat: That man spared no expense.
Me seeing an older man not in a straw hat:......shhhh that's Santa.
Me seeing an older man not in a straw hat:......shhhh that's Santa.
October 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me seeing an older man in a straw hat: That man spared no expense.
Me seeing an older man not in a straw hat:......shhhh that's Santa.
Me seeing an older man not in a straw hat:......shhhh that's Santa.