Johny Barnett
@johnybarnett.bsky.social
Former gifted kid. Current underachiever.
Royals are finally gonna trade for Mike Trout.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Royals are finally gonna trade for Mike Trout.
Congratulations to American League Platinum Glove winner Bobby Witt, Jr. as well as his Royals teammate Markel Garcia, who won the National League Platinum Glove. You’re doing great, AI. So happy we’re spending hundreds of billions of dollars on this.
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Congratulations to American League Platinum Glove winner Bobby Witt, Jr. as well as his Royals teammate Markel Garcia, who won the National League Platinum Glove. You’re doing great, AI. So happy we’re spending hundreds of billions of dollars on this.
That whole Stand Up 2 Cancer break…
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That whole Stand Up 2 Cancer break…
Just looking at some pornography on Google Images
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just looking at some pornography on Google Images
The Mets are the Mets. Don’t know what else to say.
September 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Mets are the Mets. Don’t know what else to say.
Drew Allar on the last play of the game
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Drew Allar on the last play of the game
This thumbnail makes it look like they recorded this against their will.
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This thumbnail makes it look like they recorded this against their will.
This thing was titled where?!
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This thing was titled where?!
Northwestern today
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Northwestern today
Can I send this to my student loan servicer to get out of paying?
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Can I send this to my student loan servicer to get out of paying?
I did the dumb thing. These are not in order.
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I did the dumb thing. These are not in order.
“Sam Long enters the game”
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Sam Long enters the game”
I ain’t asking for the world, Royals…
May 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I ain’t asking for the world, Royals…
Hardest working, best conditioned, most professional, unselfish, toughest, meanest, nastiest team to lose by 55 points in the deciding game of a sweep.
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hardest working, best conditioned, most professional, unselfish, toughest, meanest, nastiest team to lose by 55 points in the deciding game of a sweep.
Someone get the Royals a shitload of bananas and Gatorade.
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Someone get the Royals a shitload of bananas and Gatorade.
Brb gonna convert all my money into Robux and V-bucks.
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Brb gonna convert all my money into Robux and V-bucks.
The Royals offense without Vinnie Pasquantino
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Royals offense without Vinnie Pasquantino
The Congressman who represents my district continues to be a clown.
March 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Congressman who represents my district continues to be a clown.