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John Walrus (Cold)
@johnwalrus.bsky.social
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Sometimes I remember I can draw or stream. 28, he/him.
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I am weak willed. Overall strangely fine, salty and sweet, caramel goes with basically everything. 7/10, I'll prob finish the bag
Lay's brand chips that are, for some ungodly reason, Salted Caramel flavor
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I am cursed by my brain, it calls to me
The Green Goblin mask, with the text Run&Bun, the name given to the hardest Pokémon Rom ever made. Like deadass.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Da birthmas bunny
4 images of a very cozy and tired Pikachu toy/doll with different captions "Remember to stay Hydrated" "dont overwork yourself too much" dont forget to take breaks" "And remember to love yourself"
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Safeway I PROMISE this isn't the ad you thunk it is
A Safeway ad for pork. "$avings like its 1929!"
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My top 3 reorders by the day but I love my mustache dog so much
The funny mustache dog Pokémon Stoutland
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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When you can't look up saucy neko arc art anymore

Vaguely ft. @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social
A pen doodle of Slug wearing a shirt that says "one fear"
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A stock image of a group of women playing dodgeball, an image which plagues people who make correct predictions
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Scene frome a movie where a character is smiling, about to be hanged "First time?"
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Low poly Spheal with Dark Souls style text: SPHEAL COMMENTED
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Wacko (?) staring at a phone, tired and exhausted
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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relaxing from the real world horrors by facing digital fake horrors in Vintage Story, its incredibly charming and cozy despite how nightmarish it can get
a cozy house with a thatch roof in Vintage Story (very minecraft)
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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A meme of Mercy(Digimon Enjoyer Slug) saving someone in need (Pokémon fans being told the new pricing)
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Anyway rot in piss, and they can all suck me good through my jorts
Me holding a shot of bourbon while flipping the bird.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I'll stop speaking ill of the dead when they stop wishing ill on my friends in life.
A sketch drawing. A rough gravestone with a gender neutral icon on it reads BOZO. A figure walks away nonchalantly, adjusting their zipper and flipping off the grave. The grave has a massive splatter on the front of it.
September 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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yeag
Wacko(?) looking at his phone with great disappointment
September 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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PEAK
A meme of a man with his arms raised, while captionless is implied it's typical usage of CINEMA
September 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The irony of really loving horror and being the most anxious person anyone I know has met. The benefit is its very inspiring!

On the other hand I've gotten very used to ignoring the things in the dark.
A sketchbook drawing. A small figure sits in the bottom as a massive, detailed human hand reaches slowly down onto them, contortions. A massive eye stares down from behind the hand.
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Scene from watchmen but totally staring Traves "I'm not yearning for the mines. The mines are yearning for me! "
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Stupid as hell but I really want to share
Meme of the Undertaker behind another wrestler, menacing. Front: Bandai sabatoging their own card games. Behind him: Konami announcing a ruling that could kill Yugioh
August 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Probably won't be fired. It's funny, the entire reason I'm worried is because the only day I've ever NEEDED off I won't have off. I'm just not gonna show up. I'm just tired.
A scene from John Wick 4, of a character accepting the finality of his decisions and the consequences thereof. "Such is life"
August 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Such is life
A cat with a lit cigarette and a hoodie on a dim lit night time city street. "I'm a little to self-aware to enjoy life and a little too delusional to give up"
August 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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yeag
A pen doodle of a Walrus face. "yeag"
August 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I'll be honest i dont have the strength to view my shame in itemized list form.
An image from my Steam game menu showing: Games (894)
August 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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*Despite everything, it's still you.
August 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM