Donnie BJ Trump smoking another peace pipe for a peace prizes. One prize is gold and shiny, the other prize is cloud danser and sticky and a lot of hauck tuah.

FIFA has become heavily influenced by Middle Eastern oil sheiks, they know how easily Trump is influenced by shiny objects. Their desire is for more and more access to American weapons and 77 million American idiots have made this possible.

How to win an award from organizations that spend a good portion of their work time in men’s locker rooms:

These MAGA politicians are the same kind of people who thought Heinrich Himmler was a swell guy just doing his job.

Trump has allegedly raped children. That’s not something other presidents have EVER been alleged to have done. Cruz is praising Trump for raising the impact of child rape through first person representation. When Donnie wants to address prison rape does he lube Ted’s anus to help his understanding

U.S. Senators confirmed an unqualified immature drunkard for the top military post. Now all that arrogance and all that defiance is committing murders. If you’re voting for a Republican senator, you’re part of the murdering.

I trust we’ll find one already sharpened.

How did the aristocracy succeed in recruiting poor people to attack other poor people on their behalf? Selfishness and impatience. Trump told people they could have shiny things just like him and the selfish stupid said, “I believe this guy, look at all his shiny stuff.”

Pussy boy, you be stupid with your circular logic.

Fournette, Gronkowski, AJ Brown, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin. I think you’re right, it was all on Brady.

When Tampa Bay hired Brady they got him some players who could win. Pittsburg has failed Rodgers big time.

When that Goddamn Tomlin goes 18 years without a losing season it might be time to think he knows football, but until then………,,

Trump doesn’t believe in using auto pens, however he is always ready for some auto penis:

Be like Flabby Don and swallow that Russian dressing.

Trumporrhoids.