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Squeezy John
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John Spiers. Squeezebox player with Gigspanner Big Band, Bellowhead, Spiers & Boden, Peter Knight & John Spiers, Jackie Oates & John Spiers …

Folk music, allotmenteer, socialist, half a century old.
How it started vs How it's going.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sorry, this is from the other place.

Can you imagine the uproar from the right wing press if someone had died in the back of an ambulance because Just Stop Oil or Extinction Rebellion had blocked the roads?

But when it’s greedy farmers who don’t want to pay the same tax as the rest of us … nada!
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was busy gigging with Peter Knight last night so I’d like to belatedly thank everyone for their kind words about Gigspanner Big Band’s Turnstone being shortlisted for the Folk Album of the Year award.

It’s an absolute honour to have been chosen alongside such innovative and excellent albums.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The ones now moved to the greenhouse are slowly doing the same, but I picked so many through October and into November grown outside (2nd year overwintered plants) that I don’t know what to do with them (yellow traveler variety)
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Google is getting increasingly weird!
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Folk album of the year? Why thank you Folk London ... don't mind if we do!
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This church never ceases to make me laugh when I see it!

“Quick! The tower is falling over …. Don’t worry … I’ve got this … I’ll just put this huge diagonal buttress through this bit on the side … nobody will notice!”
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Finally! A Premier Inn with a cat. Touring bingo is completed. #touring #musicianlife
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the Director General of the BBC categorically didn’t resign after one of its flagship politics shows literally photoshopped Jeremy Corbyn with a Soviet hat and painted red with the Kremlin in the background like some kind of Cold War-era communist mural.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t think they’ve noticed that I’ve been two-timing them … phew!
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You’d be nuts (and fruit and veg) to miss our November tour starting tomorrow at Huntingdon Hall in Worcester!!!

Full gig list and ticket links at www.johnspiers.co.uk/shows
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He got cut off mid-post, here’s the full thing:

South Carerdddd or as some people call it Tiger Bay. Incredible … all those tigers just walking around, that’s why they call it that but not me, I call it South Carerdddd because that’s the proper way to say it. I also say Abertawawaweewa. Incredible
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He hasn’t got the spelling right, but fair play to the president for at least attempting the Welsh translation!
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Can somebody tell who these feet are supposed to belong to? #AI
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Absolute delight (as it is every time) to listen and dance to Blowzabella in Oxford last night.
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Almost as useful as the other heritage "apple family" fruit tree, the medlar, which is an attractive tree that makes fruits which are bullet hard and taste of nothing. The name medlar means "open arse" because the fruit's morphology resembles a rather extended sphincter.
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Quinces are the proof that if God exists then he's taunting us something rotten!

Huge crop of large, beautiful fruits with a fragrance to die for.

Even when fully ripe, they're rock hard, zero sweetness, more acidic than a pickled armpit!
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hope everyone else is enjoying conference season 🤣
October 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Leave are swans alone!!
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCEMENT:
Spiers & Boden are delighted to announce that we're going back on the road in Feb/Mar 2026 and that tickets are going on sale today.

Ticket links and details available from spiersandboden.com/live-dates

Make sure to get your tickets early to avoid disappointment.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Only in Witney!!!
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Absolutely delighted to be able to announce that Jackie Oates and myself will be back out on the road this December touring around England and Wales with our festive show featuring songs and music from our album "A Midwinter's Night"

Full details and ticket links from johnspiers.co.uk/shows
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Note to people with businesses thinking of flyering door-to-door … try not to make it look like you’re canvassing for the Conservative Party … this was so close to going in the bin before I realised.
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Having trouble with worldle this morning not accepting my answers!
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM