Jay
@johnson.wtf
🏳️🌈 he/him 🕺
👨💻 Product guy 🤓
🐈 Cat dad to Iris 😻
💙 Resist lib winemom🍷
🎭 Theatre/Tech
📸 johnsondotwtf
📍 Seattle 🇺🇸
👨💻 Product guy 🤓
🐈 Cat dad to Iris 😻
💙 Resist lib winemom🍷
🎭 Theatre/Tech
📸 johnsondotwtf
📍 Seattle 🇺🇸
The gays are truly too powerful
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The gays are truly too powerful
Fun fact: there’s actually no law against being a grown man and having apple slices for a little afternoon snickity snack.
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fun fact: there’s actually no law against being a grown man and having apple slices for a little afternoon snickity snack.
Lemme jus evaporate a couple gallons of drinking water 😜🤭
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Lemme jus evaporate a couple gallons of drinking water 😜🤭
Dada Life showing up in my Apple Music station today? Ok girl let’s go.
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Dada Life showing up in my Apple Music station today? Ok girl let’s go.
Primary every single sitting Democrat. Do not let them have a moment of peace. No dinners out, no drive thru coffee. No peace for these spineless fucksacks
January 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Primary every single sitting Democrat. Do not let them have a moment of peace. No dinners out, no drive thru coffee. No peace for these spineless fucksacks
Yes, I realize I look like a minion with the yellow shirt 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Yes, I realize I look like a minion with the yellow shirt 🤭
Replaced some reflectors today
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Replaced some reflectors today
The way these fuckasses aren’t realizing how quickly they’re losing even the “normie” base is mind boggling.
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The way these fuckasses aren’t realizing how quickly they’re losing even the “normie” base is mind boggling.
Another day of strike, tho today doing electrics
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Another day of strike, tho today doing electrics
Picking up a few hours at a theatre again and having spicy ramen for lunch to clear the sinussy
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Picking up a few hours at a theatre again and having spicy ramen for lunch to clear the sinussy
Fuck Chuck Schumer directly into the core of the fucking sun.
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fuck Chuck Schumer directly into the core of the fucking sun.