John Semley
@johnsemley3000.bsky.social
writer and researcher, covering books, films, and psychoactivity, in no particular order. a pocket full of spare change and anger unlimited.
may rock my cowboy killer top today
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
may rock my cowboy killer top today
pictured: me reading John Fetterman’s book on the beach in Cancun.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
pictured: me reading John Fetterman’s book on the beach in Cancun.
“listen up, Rick. now the beauty of this plan is its simplicity: we go as Ricky and Julian for Halloween.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“listen up, Rick. now the beauty of this plan is its simplicity: we go as Ricky and Julian for Halloween.”
GOODNIGHT, SEATTLE!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
GOODNIGHT, SEATTLE!
PUP! and the goat @sladkow.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
PUP! and the goat @sladkow.bsky.social
Dak spits first
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Dak spits first
can honestly say I’ve never been this close to Andy Reid.
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
can honestly say I’ve never been this close to Andy Reid.
this is the most neoliberal shit I’ve ever seen. means-testing starving to death now.
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
this is the most neoliberal shit I’ve ever seen. means-testing starving to death now.
here’s a fun meme I saw you can study
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
here’s a fun meme I saw you can study
couldn’t agree more, pylon perched outside of a funeral parlor.
July 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
couldn’t agree more, pylon perched outside of a funeral parlor.
no more touchscreens. no more golden globes.
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
no more touchscreens. no more golden globes.
“there is no Jeffrey Epstein.”
July 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“there is no Jeffrey Epstein.”
“live fast? sure. live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? not my way. die clown, yeah?”
July 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“live fast? sure. live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? not my way. die clown, yeah?”
July 4 scenes in Philly:
- gorgeous skyline
- guys on horses
- guys on jet skis
- the home team losing on America’s birthday and arguing with their own fans
controversial perhaps, but I am filled with a very deep affection for this city, despite everything.
- gorgeous skyline
- guys on horses
- guys on jet skis
- the home team losing on America’s birthday and arguing with their own fans
controversial perhaps, but I am filled with a very deep affection for this city, despite everything.
July 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
July 4 scenes in Philly:
- gorgeous skyline
- guys on horses
- guys on jet skis
- the home team losing on America’s birthday and arguing with their own fans
controversial perhaps, but I am filled with a very deep affection for this city, despite everything.
- gorgeous skyline
- guys on horses
- guys on jet skis
- the home team losing on America’s birthday and arguing with their own fans
controversial perhaps, but I am filled with a very deep affection for this city, despite everything.
the guy who modelled for this must be stinking rich. he’s everywhere.
July 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the guy who modelled for this must be stinking rich. he’s everywhere.
I wonder if this patriotic July 4th skeleton has any sort of symbolic or metaphorical quality. luckily I’m too stupid to figure that sort of thing out!
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wonder if this patriotic July 4th skeleton has any sort of symbolic or metaphorical quality. luckily I’m too stupid to figure that sort of thing out!
