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John Roscoe
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"It's not easy having a good time...
even smiling makes my face ache."
I take photographs and crack jokes; a meditative creative obsessed with dialogue. I was @JohnCRoscoe on Twitter.
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The 2nd generation cr box costs a bit more, but it is *so* quiet, you'd barely guess it was running.

Even your opinionated uncle won't complain!

"What, izzat some kinda COVID thingy?"
"It sits quietly by the dinner table and bothers nobody. Take a lesson, Uncle Bobby."
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yeah, I figured they'd have him in some manner of isolated protective custody. Still and all, a man can dream....
"Coo, twenty-seven years! That's a fair bit of porridge, mate. Keep your mincers peeled for the little victories, that's my advice. Brew some hooch from banana peels and toe jam, breed racing cockroaches, get'cherself a dispensation for street shoes, like — it's the only way you'll keep your bacon."
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He seems quite surprised.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Lord, the people — they hunger."
"Let them eat of this basket of fish, this loaf of bread."
"Oh Lord, our supply is meager, yet they are many."
"Forsooth. May the strongest among them prevail, for suffering is the will of God."
"That's... that's not-"
"Art thou high on frankensense or something?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yes! Long ago, I worked for a liquor licensing authority. There was a constant tug-of-war between manufacturers' creative control vs. regulators protecting children.

But before cannabis legalization, we had *no* control over packaging (child-proof or otherwise) and proceeds went to organized crime.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The way a fish gets to be as big as its tank, Ontario has shown it has *PLENTY* of room for a folksy avuncular booze-obsessed grifting thug for Premier.

These people can't get enough of the guy. Drives me nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There are pitfalls. One of the most onerous is children accessing their parents' edible cannabis — which is sometimes packaged like candy.

That's a problem with alcohol, too; one which the industry and its regulators try to mitigate.

The opposition's scare tactics, however, have proved overblown.
Cannabis poisonings in children - Canada.ca
Learn to recognize the signs of cannabis poisoning and what to do about it. Taking action quickly can help prevent serious harm.
www.canada.ca
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Five years, two elections later... nothing has changed.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A thing which nobody needs, barely does what it's supposed to do, emits a noise which makes everybody's skin crawl and spews poison while operating. Yeah, some kinda merry jape seems likely.

Ok, we get it. Can we please stop making / selling them now?
a woman in a black shirt is sitting at a table in front of a machine
Alt: a woman in a black shirt is sitting at a table in front of a machine which spills soup on her.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It was just over a year ago the leader of the Canadian Conservative Party held a rally in Kirkland Lake, a remote mining town in North Eastern Ontario which became the subject of (identical!) rave reviews by "attendees" from all over the world.

www.cdmrn.ca/kirkland-lak...
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"His pasties turned out well, but that éclair-"
"It's as bent as the American President."
"That's right, Sandi."
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM