John Poveromo
@johnpoveromo.net
Nationally Touring Comedian
Host of Dystopia Tonight
Jurassic Park Enthusiast
Failed Recluse
Your favorite comedian’s, comedian they’ve never
heard of
Host of Dystopia Tonight
Jurassic Park Enthusiast
Failed Recluse
Your favorite comedian’s, comedian they’ve never
heard of
Zoinks! Getting a jumpstart on promoting some upcoming shows! Joanne and I are looking forward to returning to The DC Comedy Loft this summer August 22nd and 23rd! Purchase tix at the website on the graphic! Come out and support!
June 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Zoinks! Getting a jumpstart on promoting some upcoming shows! Joanne and I are looking forward to returning to The DC Comedy Loft this summer August 22nd and 23rd! Purchase tix at the website on the graphic! Come out and support!
I didn’t know George Wendt well outside of the iconic characters he brought to life, but I was lucky enough to share some time with him during last year’s 24-hour MS benefit.
May 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I didn’t know George Wendt well outside of the iconic characters he brought to life, but I was lucky enough to share some time with him during last year’s 24-hour MS benefit.
Springsteen calling out Trump’s corruption from across the Ocean is classic Jersey. We speak the truth even if it’s off the turnpike, even if it’s in 4/4 time, even if it comes with a price. Because silence costs more and as the Boss says in the song, “Our dreams will not be thwarted.”
May 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Springsteen calling out Trump’s corruption from across the Ocean is classic Jersey. We speak the truth even if it’s off the turnpike, even if it’s in 4/4 time, even if it comes with a price. Because silence costs more and as the Boss says in the song, “Our dreams will not be thwarted.”
Congrats, to my Canadian friends!! Color me proud, jealous, and fully ready to hide inside a moose until customs clears me.
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Congrats, to my Canadian friends!! Color me proud, jealous, and fully ready to hide inside a moose until customs clears me.
Virginia Giuffre’s voice rattled the foundations of power and her silence now is fucking deafening. Her death isn’t just tragic, it’s a brutal reminder of what trauma doesn’t let go of… even when the world pretends it has.
April 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Virginia Giuffre’s voice rattled the foundations of power and her silence now is fucking deafening. Her death isn’t just tragic, it’s a brutal reminder of what trauma doesn’t let go of… even when the world pretends it has.
National Average Price for a Gallon of Regular Gas:
January 2025 - $3.08
April 2025 - $3.15
National Average Price for a Dozen Eggs:
January 2025 - $4.95
April 2025 - $6.23
January 2025 - $3.08
April 2025 - $3.15
National Average Price for a Dozen Eggs:
January 2025 - $4.95
April 2025 - $6.23
April 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
National Average Price for a Gallon of Regular Gas:
January 2025 - $3.08
April 2025 - $3.15
National Average Price for a Dozen Eggs:
January 2025 - $4.95
April 2025 - $6.23
January 2025 - $3.08
April 2025 - $3.15
National Average Price for a Dozen Eggs:
January 2025 - $4.95
April 2025 - $6.23
Practicing my Pompeii pose in case I go out in these fires. Right now I’m between “born-to-run freeze” and “collapsed dramatically clutching a pork roll egg and cheese.”
April 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Practicing my Pompeii pose in case I go out in these fires. Right now I’m between “born-to-run freeze” and “collapsed dramatically clutching a pork roll egg and cheese.”
#PopeFrancis died less than 24 hours after meeting JD Vance — which, in Catholic lore, basically makes Vance a biblical plague.
April 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
#PopeFrancis died less than 24 hours after meeting JD Vance — which, in Catholic lore, basically makes Vance a biblical plague.
You know those ‘80s movies where the nerdier of two friends gets pulled in by the bullies—then starts telling you “they’re not that bad”?
Yeah. That’s Maher now. And America’s the friend he sold out to feel cool.
Yeah. That’s Maher now. And America’s the friend he sold out to feel cool.
April 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You know those ‘80s movies where the nerdier of two friends gets pulled in by the bullies—then starts telling you “they’re not that bad”?
Yeah. That’s Maher now. And America’s the friend he sold out to feel cool.
Yeah. That’s Maher now. And America’s the friend he sold out to feel cool.
🚨 IT’S BACK! 🚨 Dystopia Tonight’s 4th Annual 24-Hour Livestream Benefit to End MS is March 26-27, 8 PM ET! 24 hours of comedy, music & chaos—all for the National MS Society! Watch live on Twitch & help us break last year’s $10K+ record! ☕🔥 #DystopiaTonight #MSBenefit #EndMS #NationalMSSociety
March 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
🚨 IT’S BACK! 🚨 Dystopia Tonight’s 4th Annual 24-Hour Livestream Benefit to End MS is March 26-27, 8 PM ET! 24 hours of comedy, music & chaos—all for the National MS Society! Watch live on Twitch & help us break last year’s $10K+ record! ☕🔥 #DystopiaTonight #MSBenefit #EndMS #NationalMSSociety
Not Candace Owens defending #AndrewTate for sex trafficking, insisting he’s really under attack for “his views,” while Tate sits there struggling—because it’s the first time he’s heard a woman talk this much without needing to forge her work visa.
March 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not Candace Owens defending #AndrewTate for sex trafficking, insisting he’s really under attack for “his views,” while Tate sits there struggling—because it’s the first time he’s heard a woman talk this much without needing to forge her work visa.
A Democrat from 20 years ago is about as useful to us today as a Democrat holding a pickleball paddle that says “Resist” like it’s an actual form of protest.
March 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A Democrat from 20 years ago is about as useful to us today as a Democrat holding a pickleball paddle that says “Resist” like it’s an actual form of protest.
Bravo to #AlGreen for standing up for what’s right. And if you need tips on handling Trump sycophants chanting “USA” like a bunch of frat bros — the same ones who think lining their pockets after every school shooting is somehow protected by the 2nd Amendment — I’ve got some experience with that…
March 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bravo to #AlGreen for standing up for what’s right. And if you need tips on handling Trump sycophants chanting “USA” like a bunch of frat bros — the same ones who think lining their pockets after every school shooting is somehow protected by the 2nd Amendment — I’ve got some experience with that…
Historically, Zelensky’s visit marks the first time since Jan 20th that we’ve had an actual president in the Oval Office.
March 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Historically, Zelensky’s visit marks the first time since Jan 20th that we’ve had an actual president in the Oval Office.
JD Vance is smiling because he just got laid.
Rubio is frowning because he knows Vance fucked the couch.
Rubio is frowning because he knows Vance fucked the couch.
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
JD Vance is smiling because he just got laid.
Rubio is frowning because he knows Vance fucked the couch.
Rubio is frowning because he knows Vance fucked the couch.
Rogan’s less of an interviewer and more of a hype man for a guy who talks like a malfunctioning audiobook.
Watching a guy who built his brand on calling out hack comics giggle like a kid at a sleepover every time Elon drops a “joke” so deep you’d need a snorkel for a puddle is embarrassing.
Watching a guy who built his brand on calling out hack comics giggle like a kid at a sleepover every time Elon drops a “joke” so deep you’d need a snorkel for a puddle is embarrassing.
March 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Rogan’s less of an interviewer and more of a hype man for a guy who talks like a malfunctioning audiobook.
Watching a guy who built his brand on calling out hack comics giggle like a kid at a sleepover every time Elon drops a “joke” so deep you’d need a snorkel for a puddle is embarrassing.
Watching a guy who built his brand on calling out hack comics giggle like a kid at a sleepover every time Elon drops a “joke” so deep you’d need a snorkel for a puddle is embarrassing.
Reminder: Elon has 13 kids by four different women and there is not a single hint of “family values” in using your current child as a political prop in front of cameras in the Oval Office while completely abandoning another who is Trans.
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reminder: Elon has 13 kids by four different women and there is not a single hint of “family values” in using your current child as a political prop in front of cameras in the Oval Office while completely abandoning another who is Trans.
Nothing says ‘freedom’ like letting a disease we basically eradicated make a comeback. Congrats to measles on its unexpected 2025 tour—apparently, science wasn’t convincing enough, but a trip to the ICU might be.
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Nothing says ‘freedom’ like letting a disease we basically eradicated make a comeback. Congrats to measles on its unexpected 2025 tour—apparently, science wasn’t convincing enough, but a trip to the ICU might be.
Did they refuse or did they just forget where it is?
February 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Did they refuse or did they just forget where it is?
I know there are more pressing concerns right now but I swear to god there was a point in time where you had to reach old age and a certain weight before you started laughing like Dick Dastardly’s dog and then suddenly everyone regardless of either started doing it and I have questions.
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I know there are more pressing concerns right now but I swear to god there was a point in time where you had to reach old age and a certain weight before you started laughing like Dick Dastardly’s dog and then suddenly everyone regardless of either started doing it and I have questions.
And let me just say it was a, “Great honor” to watch the Eagles destroy the Chiefs at the #SuperBowl in front of Trump.
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And let me just say it was a, “Great honor” to watch the Eagles destroy the Chiefs at the #SuperBowl in front of Trump.