John P. Glynn
@johnpglynn.bsky.social
Delighted to be (capital H) Here.
"WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE RAISINS IN THE STUFFING?!"
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE RAISINS IN THE STUFFING?!"
PUT X BACK IN XMAS!
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
PUT X BACK IN XMAS!
Peep the comma ... he 100% thinks J.P. Morgan is alive.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Peep the comma ... he 100% thinks J.P. Morgan is alive.
My personal Special Edition edit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My personal Special Edition edit.
Never underestimate Democrats' ability to step on their own
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Never underestimate Democrats' ability to step on their own
"It’s lonely when you are close to the edge of imagination—when you have a deep belief in your own power to create new realities."
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"It’s lonely when you are close to the edge of imagination—when you have a deep belief in your own power to create new realities."
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani on last night's historic victory.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani on last night's historic victory.
MS Office file / MS Office file uploaded to Sharepoint.
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
MS Office file / MS Office file uploaded to Sharepoint.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
"Simon says wreck The White House. Get a small excavator and completely destroy it. Fuck it up like it was one of your businesses."
October 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Simon says wreck The White House. Get a small excavator and completely destroy it. Fuck it up like it was one of your businesses."
At last, The White House looks like the national mood.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
At last, The White House looks like the national mood.
"ICE apparently hates the moniker the good people of America have bestowed on them. Actually, why they would hate the term 'Nazi' is baffling to me. It would appear they've done everything in their power to *earn it*."
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"ICE apparently hates the moniker the good people of America have bestowed on them. Actually, why they would hate the term 'Nazi' is baffling to me. It would appear they've done everything in their power to *earn it*."
Two charming subjects of the @politico.com article pictured with a fellow Hitler enthusiast.
October 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Two charming subjects of the @politico.com article pictured with a fellow Hitler enthusiast.
Another year of Nobel announcements, another tragic robbery for whoever invented the 30-second skip feature on podcasts.
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Another year of Nobel announcements, another tragic robbery for whoever invented the 30-second skip feature on podcasts.
Just another day of the U.S. President mumbling gibberish like Jimmy Gator just before passing out.
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just another day of the U.S. President mumbling gibberish like Jimmy Gator just before passing out.
Left to right: Legislative, Executive, Judicial
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Left to right: Legislative, Executive, Judicial
now this party finna be lit
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
now this party finna be lit
Live look at Hegseth's address.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Live look at Hegseth's address.