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super tragic ultra maudlin boy like me
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Callin' yourself educated for writin' a thesis is like gettin' held up by the bank teller!

Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/
ACAB includes the cashier policing how many oyster crackers you can take.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
FOUNDATION (S1): 40% groundbreaking, cerebral meditations on the nature of time, legacy, history, and imperialism; 60% CW-ass "you have to make a CHOICE to BELIEVE in YOURSELF" writing.

I have it on good authority the succeeding seasons get better, so I'll stick it out.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
girl blink twice if you're in trouble
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don't want to make light of this, but this is an eminently solvable problem for a centrally-planned economy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is there a better way to introduce children to Hegel's master/slave dialectic than Amelia Bedelia, or is that still the consensus pick?
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My mans (my Jens) really said "yes, ethics requires us to divest from Israel and companies that work with it, but that'd be REALLY inconvenient".
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
On the one hand, I see where they're coming from ("he's a white guy subscribed to the Baltimore Ravens newsletter; this is right up his alley"); on the other hand, this insult is too grave to be borne.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Perfect example of a product in search of an audience. Agentforce, Salesforce's "game-changing" agentic AI, struggles to make dinner reservations - a problem long solved not only by Resy, OpenDoor, etc, but by anyone with access to a telephone.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"How much steel will the Prince's vision require?"

"Most of it."
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
take Nassim Taleb with a tablespoon of salt, always, but when the man said that nature was constrained by realistic progressions and limitations while finance was theoretically infinite, *and that was a problem with finance*, the man was cooking.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Damn, if only Sliwa had dropped out, Cuomo would've lost by a pundit-friendly 1% instead of a hilarious 9%.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"bUt I tHoUgHt mAsSaChUsEtTs wAs a bLuE sTaTe"
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is bullshit framing. The low turnout of most US elections means you can bring new or reluctant voters into the fold without marketing to right-wingers (excuse me, "independents"). And the youth vote numbers for anyone who even SOUNDS progressive (Sanders, AOC, Mamdani) bear this out.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
🎶 It's a good thing I like my prayers FLANSWERED 🎶
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Have you ever traveled off in an antique land
And encountered two legs of stone in the sand?
Let me tell you a story of lifeless things
Of the trunk of Ozymandias, King of Kings.
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I work in the same part of town where I went to college. On the cool fall mornings the nostalgia hits hard. I have to defend against it like a grappler. It is full of tricks and feints, and I cannot trust it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@universalhub.com aftermath of a Storrowing on N. Harvard St between the stadium and HBS
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
God, directors love to menace Elizabeth Debicki with a man whom she could cast a shadow over, don't they?
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
dawg it's bad
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM