Johnny Vector
johnnyvector.bsky.social
Johnny Vector
@johnnyvector.bsky.social
Engineer raised by a family of scientists. Amateur renewable energy nerd. Professional engineer (but not Professional Engineer). Occasional designer of sound, lights, and video. Clown-adjacent.
Something that isn’t terribly illegal but is deeply embarrassing.

Certain blowjobs would fit that category, I suppose.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“And this… is not the hammer”
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
See? SEE? This is what happens when you let people get away with the small inflatable frogs. It never ends there!
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At the risk of doxxing myself, …
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This! I want my structural engineer to understand the forces and do some hand calculations to verify the design. Someone who can crank a design through NASTRAN quickly, but lacks the ability to notice if the output is insane is going to slow the overall project down.

Concepts are key.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I think @adamneely.bsky.social ought to get first dibs on that.
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
On the off chance that you’re just misinformed: The C02 you exhale contains carbon from the present-day carbon cycle, so it doesn’t change the atmospheric concentration. What matters is CO2 from carbon that hasn’t been in the air recently.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not actually expecting it, but I am putting away a special bottle of celebratory wine in case it happens in Texas!
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Is it integrity or is it them looking at the midterms and realizing that redistricting based on 2024 results is likely to end up helping the Ds?
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
After all, as Mr. Vedder says,
They don’t scurry when something bigger comes their way,
Don’t pack themselves together and run as one,
Don’t shit where they’re not supposed to,
Don’t take what’s not theirs.
They don’t compare.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try."
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Done and done!
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What complexity happened in MA?
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hear you! Really nobody should have to put up with local billionaires.

Maybe we can send them all to Mohammad Bin Salman’s ridiculous Line city and they can argue amongst themselves as to how to finish it!
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Massachusetts would beg to disagree.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
As someone who has looked at what actually happens: No they won’t. Massachusetts recently implemented a tax on million dollar earners, and since then have had a net *increase* of people who owe it.

www.wbur.org/news/2025/04...
Not fleeing: New report shows more wealthy residents in Mass., 2 years into 'millionaire's tax'
Despite previous concerns, Massachusetts' "millionaire's tax" hasn't seemed to deter high-earners from continuing to live here, according to a new study from the Institute for Policy Studies.
www.wbur.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yeah but who’s gonna build those houses, Elf? WHO???
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM