Johnny Yuma
@johnnyuma.bsky.social
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, & I require the same from them."
I am keeping it simple this year.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am keeping it simple this year.
Find someone to spend your life with who looks at you just like that.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Find someone to spend your life with who looks at you just like that.
The Colorado GOP firmly backs Trump giving away Ukraine. Sad.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Colorado GOP firmly backs Trump giving away Ukraine. Sad.
Who are you, Who, Who!
"I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go, sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
One of the most iconic covers. Not to be taken away.
"I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go, sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
One of the most iconic covers. Not to be taken away.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who are you, Who, Who!
"I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go, sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
One of the most iconic covers. Not to be taken away.
"I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go, sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
One of the most iconic covers. Not to be taken away.
Pam just turned 60. I can't tell if she was ridden hard and put away wet or has a picture of Dorian Gary in her attic.
As they said in The Graduate, plastics are the future.
This is not criticism in any way, just an observation.
As they said in The Graduate, plastics are the future.
This is not criticism in any way, just an observation.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pam just turned 60. I can't tell if she was ridden hard and put away wet or has a picture of Dorian Gary in her attic.
As they said in The Graduate, plastics are the future.
This is not criticism in any way, just an observation.
As they said in The Graduate, plastics are the future.
This is not criticism in any way, just an observation.
The picture that forced MTG to resign.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The picture that forced MTG to resign.
What do you think? I've been working on reading the novel for years.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What do you think? I've been working on reading the novel for years.
"It's all over. It's gone with the wind."
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"It's all over. It's gone with the wind."
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Spare a life. Have these noodles instead,
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Spare a life. Have these noodles instead,
My Thanksgiving Dinner. I don't know if I can wait that long. Might have to add Spam or some potted meat.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My Thanksgiving Dinner. I don't know if I can wait that long. Might have to add Spam or some potted meat.
On Amazon Kindle.
From $40 to $1.99
Hilarious.
From $40 to $1.99
Hilarious.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
On Amazon Kindle.
From $40 to $1.99
Hilarious.
From $40 to $1.99
Hilarious.
A far-right candidate for governor in Colorado is selling his balls, along with his soul.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A far-right candidate for governor in Colorado is selling his balls, along with his soul.
Secretary of Transportation, Sean "The Dope" Duffy used the phrase FULL STOP at least 7 times in a 20-minute news conference. He should not be in charge of a kids Lionel Train set.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Secretary of Transportation, Sean "The Dope" Duffy used the phrase FULL STOP at least 7 times in a 20-minute news conference. He should not be in charge of a kids Lionel Train set.
Such a sad little boy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Such a sad little boy.
I love the Frog Brigade!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I love the Frog Brigade!!
This used to be me on Nazi X before I was kicked off for politely using Elon's free speech.
Signed with affection
Johnny Yuma
Signed with affection
Johnny Yuma
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This used to be me on Nazi X before I was kicked off for politely using Elon's free speech.
Signed with affection
Johnny Yuma
Signed with affection
Johnny Yuma
She is channeling Andy Griffith from the movie A Face in the Crowd.
Running the Long Grift.
Running the Long Grift.
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
She is channeling Andy Griffith from the movie A Face in the Crowd.
Running the Long Grift.
Running the Long Grift.
I have a date later today!
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I have a date later today!