Johnny Optimism
@johnnyoptimism.bsky.social
It’s party o’clock everywhere 🏄♂️🌊
Dodging taxes?
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Dodging taxes?
Bro, do you even sport bro?
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bro, do you even sport bro?
Bison see the Cats coming and be like…
a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
ALT: a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
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February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Bison see the Cats coming and be like…
Looks like he really bounced back from… *checks notes* …playing basketball in the month of January.
Expected to make a full recovery.
🩺👨⚕️🏥
Expected to make a full recovery.
🩺👨⚕️🏥
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Looks like he really bounced back from… *checks notes* …playing basketball in the month of January.
Expected to make a full recovery.
🩺👨⚕️🏥
Expected to make a full recovery.
🩺👨⚕️🏥
When it mattered most, the final couple weeks of the season… I didn’t have him as a top 3 hitter on the team.
And yeah he wasn’t healthy… but it still stuck out to me.
And yeah he wasn’t healthy… but it still stuck out to me.
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
When it mattered most, the final couple weeks of the season… I didn’t have him as a top 3 hitter on the team.
And yeah he wasn’t healthy… but it still stuck out to me.
And yeah he wasn’t healthy… but it still stuck out to me.
Graphic Design…….. is My Passion
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Graphic Design…….. is My Passion
This team was something man, wouldn’t be denied.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This team was something man, wouldn’t be denied.
This is bonkers… and a title game 👀.
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
This is bonkers… and a title game 👀.
That’d be sick 🎸
So I’m a very random sicko Cubs fan, long time listener… but was thinking it’d be pretty funny if this was just his burner account and he was secretly trying to get back on the pod.
So I’m a very random sicko Cubs fan, long time listener… but was thinking it’d be pretty funny if this was just his burner account and he was secretly trying to get back on the pod.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
That’d be sick 🎸
So I’m a very random sicko Cubs fan, long time listener… but was thinking it’d be pretty funny if this was just his burner account and he was secretly trying to get back on the pod.
So I’m a very random sicko Cubs fan, long time listener… but was thinking it’d be pretty funny if this was just his burner account and he was secretly trying to get back on the pod.
Are you silly bro?
a man is sitting on a snowmobile and says just gonna send it !
ALT: a man is sitting on a snowmobile and says just gonna send it !
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January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Are you silly bro?
Was thinking about Jimmy the other day. Always seemed like a good dude. Cameo call in for an update sometime over the winter?
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Was thinking about Jimmy the other day. Always seemed like a good dude. Cameo call in for an update sometime over the winter?
Well, you can see it in his face 👀
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well, you can see it in his face 👀
Sauron was famous for keeping everyone safe …right?
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sauron was famous for keeping everyone safe …right?
Stopcomeback Willywonka GIF
ALT: Stopcomeback Willywonka GIF
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December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We don’t realize it at the time, but when John Madden left us… his dream for a world without itchy and burning feet left us too.
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We don’t realize it at the time, but when John Madden left us… his dream for a world without itchy and burning feet left us too.
How was the show?
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How was the show?
Appreciate the matter of fact, neutrality of this post. Is it a good or bad thing? 🤷♂️ Ehh, we’ll sort it out in the afterlife.
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Appreciate the matter of fact, neutrality of this post. Is it a good or bad thing? 🤷♂️ Ehh, we’ll sort it out in the afterlife.
My read on it… might stem from his insecurities and private competition with PTA. Like in interviews, he’s pretty open about how good he thinks that movie is and how it inspired him to up his game. The comments about Dano, just think it makes him feel better to point out (what he considers) flaws.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My read on it… might stem from his insecurities and private competition with PTA. Like in interviews, he’s pretty open about how good he thinks that movie is and how it inspired him to up his game. The comments about Dano, just think it makes him feel better to point out (what he considers) flaws.
Figured out what now? We just took a walk outside.
a small brown dog is looking at the camera and asking who me ?
ALT: a small brown dog is looking at the camera and asking who me ?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Figured out what now? We just took a walk outside.