Jumbocords
@johnnycashback.bsky.social
Anti fascist with a don’t give a f*ck attitude to life. Was once called “reprehensible” by MCFC Public Relations Dept.
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Jumbocords
@johnnycashback.bsky.social
· Aug 15
I’m loving that all the expert football pundits have written City off as 3rd/4th place also-rans for this season. May as well not bother. Liverpool have already won it, followed by plucky Arsenal
If the BBB doesn’t get Stewart Lee in as new Director General then they’re fucked
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If the BBB doesn’t get Stewart Lee in as new Director General then they’re fucked
Arne Slott and his team at the Etihad
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Arne Slott and his team at the Etihad
One more before H/T and we’ll wallop the fuckers
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One more before H/T and we’ll wallop the fuckers
Good decision by the referee
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Good decision by the referee
Lest we forget all those lives sacrificed so lazy drunken slobs like me could lie in bed farting in comfort at 10am on a Sunday morning
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Lest we forget all those lives sacrificed so lazy drunken slobs like me could lie in bed farting in comfort at 10am on a Sunday morning
Monchengladbach vs Koln on one tv
Sunderland vs Arsenal on the other. Peak Mundial bar action here
Sunderland vs Arsenal on the other. Peak Mundial bar action here
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Monchengladbach vs Koln on one tv
Sunderland vs Arsenal on the other. Peak Mundial bar action here
Sunderland vs Arsenal on the other. Peak Mundial bar action here
Joey Barton Puts On French Accent After Debut For Marseille *Hilarious*
YouTube video by Eathster5899
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
HERE’S MY FUCKIN’ POPPY
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
HERE’S MY FUCKIN’ POPPY
Thinking of filing for divorce. I’ve been lying here awake for the past hour & she hasn’t brought me up a brew, might have to text her
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thinking of filing for divorce. I’ve been lying here awake for the past hour & she hasn’t brought me up a brew, might have to text her
Nice to see “I’m only a poor little sparrow” on TOTP 1979… proper Kippax vibes this
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Nice to see “I’m only a poor little sparrow” on TOTP 1979… proper Kippax vibes this
Polly Harvey on TOTP, I never such a thing existed
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Polly Harvey on TOTP, I never such a thing existed
Mick Middles review, City Life 1987
Couldn't give a fuck about Barton, tbhwy.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Mick Middles review, City Life 1987
Joey Barton calling Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” is peak Barton behaviour. Guilty lid
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Joey Barton guilty over 'grossly offensive' X posts
The former footballer directed posts on X towards Jeremy Vine and pundits Lucy Ward and Eni Aluko.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Joey Barton calling Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” is peak Barton behaviour. Guilty lid
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Threw a sicky and went for an interview. Pint?
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Threw a sicky and went for an interview. Pint?
No fan of Villa, but I’m glad they beat those baby murdering IDF scumbags
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No fan of Villa, but I’m glad they beat those baby murdering IDF scumbags
I hate that busy rugby cunt Joe on Traitors. Proper grass in real life him
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I hate that busy rugby cunt Joe on Traitors. Proper grass in real life him
Reckon I could possibly be out the door at work today. Got a “catch up” meeting with my nemesis later.
A day after he stomped out of my presentation when I laughed at him & said “What?” After he made a ridiculous suggestion.
I’ve got a very sick feeling in my gut. Dreading it
A day after he stomped out of my presentation when I laughed at him & said “What?” After he made a ridiculous suggestion.
I’ve got a very sick feeling in my gut. Dreading it
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reckon I could possibly be out the door at work today. Got a “catch up” meeting with my nemesis later.
A day after he stomped out of my presentation when I laughed at him & said “What?” After he made a ridiculous suggestion.
I’ve got a very sick feeling in my gut. Dreading it
A day after he stomped out of my presentation when I laughed at him & said “What?” After he made a ridiculous suggestion.
I’ve got a very sick feeling in my gut. Dreading it
Savihno very fortunate to be playing against a very Bratwurst heavy Lüke Shäw this heffening
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Savihno very fortunate to be playing against a very Bratwurst heavy Lüke Shäw this heffening
Saw that Reform ponce on tv last night saying “we’re on the side of people who set their alarm every night”.
If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies
If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Saw that Reform ponce on tv last night saying “we’re on the side of people who set their alarm every night”.
If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies
If you have to set your alarm every night, you must be an absolute moron. So it’s not all lies
I’ve just blocked an account called “Baller Alert” on the simple basis that they’re called “Baller Alert”
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’ve just blocked an account called “Baller Alert” on the simple basis that they’re called “Baller Alert”
Letter to Brezhenev on BBC2 in a bit, not seen it in decades. Might watch the first half hour… or until I hear the classic line, “Here’s that fiver I owe you Mickey”
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Letter to Brezhenev on BBC2 in a bit, not seen it in decades. Might watch the first half hour… or until I hear the classic line, “Here’s that fiver I owe you Mickey”
Loved Cherki’s interview on MOTD
“l give him ball, he scores”. Perfect
“l give him ball, he scores”. Perfect
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Loved Cherki’s interview on MOTD
“l give him ball, he scores”. Perfect
“l give him ball, he scores”. Perfect
Anyone heard anything from people who say “train drivers get paid too much?” or “we don’t need train guards & conductors?”
Asking for someone with a memory longer than 5 minutes
Asking for someone with a memory longer than 5 minutes
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone heard anything from people who say “train drivers get paid too much?” or “we don’t need train guards & conductors?”
Asking for someone with a memory longer than 5 minutes
Asking for someone with a memory longer than 5 minutes
The Nordic Meatshield is fucking ridiculous
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Nordic Meatshield is fucking ridiculous