Human Hatstand
@johnnieego.bsky.social
Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O
Day 1 at DMWF Europe 2025 in Amsterdam chairing the Omnichannel Marketing & Personalisation stage.
Let’s call it a Binman’s holiday.
#BinJuice
Let’s call it a Binman’s holiday.
#BinJuice
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Day 1 at DMWF Europe 2025 in Amsterdam chairing the Omnichannel Marketing & Personalisation stage.
Let’s call it a Binman’s holiday.
#BinJuice
Let’s call it a Binman’s holiday.
#BinJuice
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Double Pecker. DP for short.
Double Pecker. DP for short.
change one letter and ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
change one letter and ruin a candy
Sars bar
Sars bar
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Double Pecker. DP for short.
Double Pecker. DP for short.
Ask for permission before or forgiveness after?
To be fair, I actually asked if I could pay to sponsor the bins at B2B Marketing Live and they said no.
So hopefully they forgive me this.
To be fair, I actually asked if I could pay to sponsor the bins at B2B Marketing Live and they said no.
So hopefully they forgive me this.
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Ask for permission before or forgiveness after?
To be fair, I actually asked if I could pay to sponsor the bins at B2B Marketing Live and they said no.
So hopefully they forgive me this.
To be fair, I actually asked if I could pay to sponsor the bins at B2B Marketing Live and they said no.
So hopefully they forgive me this.
They said it shouldn't be done, but as usual I didn't listen. Introducing the Bin Juice toiletry range:
🚽 Eurgh de Toilet, Poor Femme et Homme.
🧟 Spray Poor Corpse, Poor Femme et Homme.
👨💻 Gel Douche, Poor Femme et Homme.
The Stench of Success.
🚽 Eurgh de Toilet, Poor Femme et Homme.
🧟 Spray Poor Corpse, Poor Femme et Homme.
👨💻 Gel Douche, Poor Femme et Homme.
The Stench of Success.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
They said it shouldn't be done, but as usual I didn't listen. Introducing the Bin Juice toiletry range:
🚽 Eurgh de Toilet, Poor Femme et Homme.
🧟 Spray Poor Corpse, Poor Femme et Homme.
👨💻 Gel Douche, Poor Femme et Homme.
The Stench of Success.
🚽 Eurgh de Toilet, Poor Femme et Homme.
🧟 Spray Poor Corpse, Poor Femme et Homme.
👨💻 Gel Douche, Poor Femme et Homme.
The Stench of Success.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Bin Juice, Episode 23. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, why if your brand is for everybody, it's for nobody.
#marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/T67O-hVUHpE?...
#marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/T67O-hVUHpE?...
If Your Brand is for Everybody, Your Brand is for Nobody. Bin Juice Episode 23.
YouTube video by Practical Marketing with John Lyons
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Bin Juice, Episode 23. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, why if your brand is for everybody, it's for nobody.
#marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/T67O-hVUHpE?...
#marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/T67O-hVUHpE?...
Reposted by Human Hatstand
If you blame migrants collectively for the horrible actions of a few but do not hold white people collectively responsible when white people commit heinous crimes, that's racism. Just saying.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you blame migrants collectively for the horrible actions of a few but do not hold white people collectively responsible when white people commit heinous crimes, that's racism. Just saying.
Finally, the Tenor Saw merch we’ve all been crying out for.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finally, the Tenor Saw merch we’ve all been crying out for.
Standing out in a crowded market isn’t luck, it’s strategy informed by diagnosis.
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Standing out in a crowded market isn’t luck, it’s strategy informed by diagnosis.
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
In my recent masterclass with Fabric, I explored how to identify your true competitors, uncover what makes your brand distinctive and turn insights into growth.
fabric-academy.com
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"
Never, ever, bloody ever, send a cold email and expect the recipient to have to reply and type something to stop hearing from you.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Never, ever, bloody ever, send a cold email and expect the recipient to have to reply and type something to stop hearing from you.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
Add an unsubscribe link. Better still a link and a header. They owe you nothing. Not a thing. Nil. Nada. Nish.
Get in the bin.
Debbie Does Donuts
Make a movie food:
The Turin Horseradish
The Turin Horseradish
Make a movie food:
The Wild Crunch
The Wild Crunch
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Debbie Does Donuts
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NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
NPD drop. Bin Juice Eurgh de Toilet.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
Poor femme et homme.
Ad made by AI to keep it as nonsensical as all fragrance ads.
PS no this isn't a joke, I've only gone and done it.
When you write an article to simplify marketing for SMEs hooked on performance only, and the red book waving bros argue semantics, post graphs and debate how the brain actually works in the comments. That.
Marketers do be marketers 🤦🏼♂️
Marketers do be marketers 🤦🏼♂️
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
When you write an article to simplify marketing for SMEs hooked on performance only, and the red book waving bros argue semantics, post graphs and debate how the brain actually works in the comments. That.
Marketers do be marketers 🤦🏼♂️
Marketers do be marketers 🤦🏼♂️
Today is planned to work on my way up to York, but found myself sharing a table with the most wonderful, fascinating and witty couple from Canada so we chatted the whole way.
I already miss them.
I already miss them.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today is planned to work on my way up to York, but found myself sharing a table with the most wonderful, fascinating and witty couple from Canada so we chatted the whole way.
I already miss them.
I already miss them.
Today Hat took me to York for a three Cs workshop with my brilliant new client. I am now traveling back and they only have a bloody deal on beer, boom #AdventuresOfHat
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today Hat took me to York for a three Cs workshop with my brilliant new client. I am now traveling back and they only have a bloody deal on beer, boom #AdventuresOfHat
How do SMEs track top of funnel marketing? The marketing which drives incremental business growth and not just cashflow?
Well, let me tell you and show you how it works and how it can be done without the budgets needed for brand tracking.
www.johnlyons.co.uk/marketing-me...
Well, let me tell you and show you how it works and how it can be done without the budgets needed for brand tracking.
www.johnlyons.co.uk/marketing-me...
Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs
Explore essential marketing metrics for SMEs to track brand awareness and drive growth effectively.
www.johnlyons.co.uk
October 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How do SMEs track top of funnel marketing? The marketing which drives incremental business growth and not just cashflow?
Well, let me tell you and show you how it works and how it can be done without the budgets needed for brand tracking.
www.johnlyons.co.uk/marketing-me...
Well, let me tell you and show you how it works and how it can be done without the budgets needed for brand tracking.
www.johnlyons.co.uk/marketing-me...
New Bin Juice podcast drop, for those who prefer me in their ears to their eyes:
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-6q8xy-...
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-6q8xy-...
Bin Juice episode 22, The Metrics That Matter for SMEs
Episode 22 of Bin Juice, the series where I share my thoughts, practical tips and occasional rants on all things marketing and marketing adjacent.Wearing a hat and sat in front of the bins.This time, ...
www.podbean.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Bin Juice podcast drop, for those who prefer me in their ears to their eyes:
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-6q8xy-...
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-6q8xy-...
Reposted by Human Hatstand
Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. Bin Juice Episode 22.
YouTube video by Practical Marketing with John Lyons
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. Bin Juice Episode 22.
YouTube video by Practical Marketing with John Lyons
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bin Juice, Episode 22. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, Marketing Metrics That Matter for SMEs. #marketing #marketingtips #binjuice
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
youtu.be/49IVfV3sAW0
Reposted by Human Hatstand
Television advertising in the UK began on this day, 22nd September 1955, exactly 70 years ago with the launch of ITV, the first commercial channel and competitor for the BBC.
The first ever British TV commercial was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. In B&W of course.
#advertising
The first ever British TV commercial was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. In B&W of course.
#advertising
UK's First Television Advert - Gibbs SR Toothpaste
YouTube video by dewolfemusic
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Television advertising in the UK began on this day, 22nd September 1955, exactly 70 years ago with the launch of ITV, the first commercial channel and competitor for the BBC.
The first ever British TV commercial was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. In B&W of course.
#advertising
The first ever British TV commercial was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. In B&W of course.
#advertising
When someone sends you some copy, you tell them it's really well written and they tell you it was you that wrote it.
That.
Awks, but also FIGJAM 😆
That.
Awks, but also FIGJAM 😆
September 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
When someone sends you some copy, you tell them it's really well written and they tell you it was you that wrote it.
That.
Awks, but also FIGJAM 😆
That.
Awks, but also FIGJAM 😆