John Michael White
@johnmichaelw.bsky.social
Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills
What I wouldn't give to mop up one more of Arthur's excited widdles.
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What I wouldn't give to mop up one more of Arthur's excited widdles.
Elon's seen the news.
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Elon's seen the news.
Guess which lovely and clean girls who smell all beautiful are sulking at Uncle John because he made today shower day?
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Guess which lovely and clean girls who smell all beautiful are sulking at Uncle John because he made today shower day?
More than 2 million people watched the snooker on Sunday - and this was up against "Ant And Dec Make Folk Eat Kangaroo Arse", and a new Doctor Who spin-off. Amazing numbers.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
More than 2 million people watched the snooker on Sunday - and this was up against "Ant And Dec Make Folk Eat Kangaroo Arse", and a new Doctor Who spin-off. Amazing numbers.
A cold wet night takes me to Retford, and so I fancied a nostalgic pint in a pub I once spent a memorable-if-not-exactly-pleasant evening in. Sadly, if not surprisingly closed, and seemingly not that long after the memorable evening. Northern Inn, at least you left your impression.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A cold wet night takes me to Retford, and so I fancied a nostalgic pint in a pub I once spent a memorable-if-not-exactly-pleasant evening in. Sadly, if not surprisingly closed, and seemingly not that long after the memorable evening. Northern Inn, at least you left your impression.
Mark Selby really is a wonderful human being. That was such tremendous sportsmanship at such a massive moment. #UKChampionship #bbcsnooker
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mark Selby really is a wonderful human being. That was such tremendous sportsmanship at such a massive moment. #UKChampionship #bbcsnooker
Whenever I hear some riff on "THE WAR ON DRUGS HAS FAILED!!!!" I'm reminded of this conversation. Viewing as a failure the fact that crack cocaine/heroin have killed many orders of magnitude of our citizens fewer than tobacco/alcohol is, frankly, daft.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Whenever I hear some riff on "THE WAR ON DRUGS HAS FAILED!!!!" I'm reminded of this conversation. Viewing as a failure the fact that crack cocaine/heroin have killed many orders of magnitude of our citizens fewer than tobacco/alcohol is, frankly, daft.
He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
"So, what are we driving these days?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"So, what are we driving these days?"
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.