I really needed 30 minutes of Dopamine today, and I discovered an undocumented Apple Music feature that would unlock it. Tap the list icon in the bottom right so that the repeat icon appears above it. The song will play back, not on repeat but on a permanent loop. Feels like one 30 minute song!

Pats ChatGPT on the head: "You silly, naive little Large Language Model. I want to live in your reality."

You confronted the Speaker over Trump’s erratic behavior. If he really is mentally unfit, then why isn’t his resignation or removal the Democrats’ condition for reopening the government? An unhinged person with the nuclear codes is a threat to humanity. Isn’t that more important than ACA subsidies?

Dear Megyn Kelly, here is a list of living Americans who actually are national treasures:
Dolly Parton, Mavis Staples, Al Green, Tom Hanks, Levar Burton, Anthony Fauci, Bryan Stevenson, Frank Oz, Stevie Wonder, Willie Nelson, William Barber, Meryl Streep, David Byrne, Questlove, and John Waters.

It's not part of a "national security investigation." It's part of a campaign of harassment against anyone who criticizes Dear Leader. It's 2025, we are ten years into this, and the media is still normalizing Trump.

This from the people who wanted everyone to know that the $16 million dollars they paid Donald Trump for editing someone else’s interview was DEFINITELY NOT A BRIBE.

When you insist on sitting at least four feet away from each other at the family dinner gatherings hosted in the sterile mansion you call home, it just screams warm and friendly.

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Please explain to the New York Times that Brazil isn’t being taxed - Americans are being taxed.

BRAZIL ISN’T BEING TAXED! For fuck’s sake. American companies and consumers who buy from Brazil are being taxed. This is the New York Times?!

Unbefuckinglievable email I just received from the *Social Security Administration* “celebrating” the passage of the OBBB. No acknowledgement that the Social Security trust fund is going to be depleted *faster* because of this legislation.

It’s going to be very difficult for this man to get a fair trial anywhere in Minnesota given that so many of the state’s top elected officials have already declared him guilty and “evil.”

This microphone is clearly not from the 1930s?

@cb.bsky.social Please do something about the awful formatting of these live chats on Substack. Surely there could be a better use of space.

Dear Apple, please give Martin Scorsese $100 million to make his Jonestown movie, I would be there on opening day.