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John Koetsier
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🎙️TechFirst (AI, robotics, new tech)
🎙️Growth Masterminds (growth, adtech)
🔮VP insight @ Singular
✍🏼 @ Forbes
📙No Other Gods
Check out this $10,000 social humanoid robot for kids

Can we really build a $10,000 humanoid robot on open-source AI? In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier talks with Chris Kudla, CEO of Mind Children, about a radically different approach to humanoid robots. Instead of six-figure industrial…
Check out this $10,000 social humanoid robot for kids
Can we really build a $10,000 humanoid robot on open-source AI? In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier talks with Chris Kudla, CEO of Mind Children, about a radically different approach to humanoid robots. Instead of six-figure industrial machines built for factories or war zones, Mind Children is building small, safe, friendly social robots designed for kids, classrooms, and elder care.
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January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
LOL

Malfunction at the junction on Nvidia H200s into China

Woops!
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
AI is now every UI: generative user interfaces explained

Is AI really the new UI, or is that just another tech buzzphrase? Or ... is AI actually EVERY user interface now? In this episode of TechFirst, host John Koetsier sits down with Mark Vange, CEO & founder of Automate.ly and former CTO at…
AI is now every UI: generative user interfaces explained
Is AI really the new UI, or is that just another tech buzzphrase? Or ... is AI actually EVERY user interface now? In this episode of TechFirst, host John Koetsier sits down with Mark Vange, CEO & founder of Automate.ly and former CTO at Electronic Arts, to unpack what happens when interfaces stop being fixed and start being generated on the fly.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Create

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Today
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by John Koetsier
🌟 As seen in Forbes: "Top 10 Fastest-Growing Technologies Revealed: Study Of 323,272 Patents" - based on the latest from IFI CLAIMS Patent Services.

IFI has just released its U.S. Top 50 for 2025 & Top 10 Fastest Growing Technologies.

🔗 Story by John Koetsier here: https://ow.ly/FnFa50XWF7v
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by John Koetsier
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”

ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”

Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Top 10 humanoid robot companies by shipments

1. Agibot: 5,168
2. Unitree: 4,200
3. UBTech: 1,000
4. Leju Robotics: 500
5. Engine AI: 400

All the details in my story:
www.forbes.com/sites/johnko...
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The agentic web: awesome or awful?

The web is turning agentic. And an agentic web changes everything from shopping to search to SEO. In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier sits down with Dave Anderson (VP at ContentSquare + host of the “Tech Seeking Human” podcast) to unpack what happens when…
The agentic web: awesome or awful?
The web is turning agentic. And an agentic web changes everything from shopping to search to SEO. In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier sits down with Dave Anderson (VP at ContentSquare + host of the “Tech Seeking Human” podcast) to unpack what happens when browsers and AI assistants don’t just answer … they do stuff. For you. On your behalf.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The Robot Olympics Will Have Zero Sports. Here’s Why

Just posted to my Forbes column about why the future of robot competitions shouldn’t look anything like the human Olympics. We already have robot marathons, boxing matches, and humanoid games that test athleticism. But former Google roboticist…
The Robot Olympics Will Have Zero Sports. Here’s Why
Just posted to my Forbes column about why the future of robot competitions shouldn’t look anything like the human Olympics. We already have robot marathons, boxing matches, and humanoid games that test athleticism. But former Google roboticist Benjie Holson argues we’re missing the point. What actually matters isn’t whether robots can run fast or punch hard, it’s whether they can open a door, fold laundry, clean a countertop, or use basic tools in messy, unpredictable environments.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
China Just Reinvented Isaac Asimov’s 3 Laws Of Robotics

Just posted to my Forbes column about how China is rethinking the laws of robotics—and what that says about the future of AI and humanoid robots globally. The 2004 movie I, Robot popularized Isaac Asimov’s three elegant laws of robotics:…
China Just Reinvented Isaac Asimov’s 3 Laws Of Robotics
Just posted to my Forbes column about how China is rethinking the laws of robotics—and what that says about the future of AI and humanoid robots globally. The 2004 movie I, Robot popularized Isaac Asimov’s three elegant laws of robotics: don’t harm humans, obey humans, and protect yourself in that order. China, however, is moving in a very different direction. Instead of three high-level principles, it’s proposing a detailed, state-centric framework of 24 rules governing AI systems and robots, from content controls and emotional manipulation to audits, algorithm registration, and mandatory human takeover in crisis scenarios.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
AI-Proof Your Career In 2026: Make AI Your Ally, Not Your Enemy

Just posted to my Forbes column about why surviving the current wave of tech layoffs may have less to do with fighting AI—and more to do with partnering with it. 2025 has been a rough year for tech workers, with layoffs sweeping…
AI-Proof Your Career In 2026: Make AI Your Ally, Not Your Enemy
Just posted to my Forbes column about why surviving the current wave of tech layoffs may have less to do with fighting AI—and more to do with partnering with it. 2025 has been a rough year for tech workers, with layoffs sweeping through companies like Amazon, Microsoft, Meta and Google, even as many of them report strong earnings. Against that backdrop, longtime founder and resilience expert Nikki Barua argues that the real career shift isn’t about learning a few AI tools—it’s about becoming what she calls an “agentic human.” I spoke with her recently on the TechFirst podcast where she made the case that humans must move from doing work to directing outcomes, leading with judgment, creativity, taste and empathy while letting AI handle execution-heavy tasks.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
AI Agents As Engineers: Onshoring Production Back To Europe, North America

Just posted to my Forbes column about a very different vision for AI agents—one that goes far beyond emails and meeting notes and straight onto the factory floor. In the piece, I talk with Federico Martelli, CEO of Swiss…
AI Agents As Engineers: Onshoring Production Back To Europe, North America
Just posted to my Forbes column about a very different vision for AI agents—one that goes far beyond emails and meeting notes and straight onto the factory floor. In the piece, I talk with Federico Martelli, CEO of Swiss startup Forgis, which is building AI agents designed to act like mini-engineers inside manufacturing plants. Instead of ripping out old equipment and replacing it with shiny new robots, Forgis layers intelligence on top of existing machines—even decades-old ones—to reduce downtime by around 30% and boost output by roughly 20%.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
AI vs Teens: AI Could Wipe Out 27% Of Teen Jobs By 2030

Just posted to my Forbes column about a new and sobering analysis on how AI could reshape teen employment in the U.S. ... and why teens may be hit harder than adults. The research comes from Karissa Tang, a California high school senior who…
AI vs Teens: AI Could Wipe Out 27% Of Teen Jobs By 2030
Just posted to my Forbes column about a new and sobering analysis on how AI could reshape teen employment in the U.S. ... and why teens may be hit harder than adults. The research comes from Karissa Tang, a California high school senior who analyzed public data and existing studies to estimate that AI could eliminate more than one in four teen jobs by 2030.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Scientists Give Robots Skin With Pain Sensations And Human-Like Reflexes

Just posted to my Forbes column about a breakthrough that could fundamentally change how robots interact with people—and how they protect themselves. Researchers at City University of Hong Kong have developed a neuromorphic…
Scientists Give Robots Skin With Pain Sensations And Human-Like Reflexes
Just posted to my Forbes column about a breakthrough that could fundamentally change how robots interact with people—and how they protect themselves. Researchers at City University of Hong Kong have developed a neuromorphic robotic “e-skin” that works much more like human skin. Instead of routing every touch signal up to a central CPU or GPU, this skin senses pressure, detects damage, and even triggers instant local reflexes—much like the way your spinal cord yanks your hand away from a hot stove before your brain catches up.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Agibot Launches 3 Humanoid Robots And Quadruped, Says Has Shipped 5,000 Already

Just posted to my Forbes column about what might be one of the most consequential humanoid robot launches we’ve seen so far. At CES in Las Vegas, Agibot didn’t just tease concepts—it rolled out a full commercial lineup…
Agibot Launches 3 Humanoid Robots And Quadruped, Says Has Shipped 5,000 Already
Just posted to my Forbes column about what might be one of the most consequential humanoid robot launches we’ve seen so far. At CES in Las Vegas, Agibot didn’t just tease concepts—it rolled out a full commercial lineup for the U.S. market. That includes the A2 humanoid for reception and front-of-house roles, the smaller X2 for demos and performances, the G2 industrial humanoid for factories and warehouses, and even the D1 quadruped for outdoor mobility, patrol and load-carrying.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Atlas Humanoid Robots Production ‘Fully Committed’ For 2026, Factory Will Build 30,000 Per Year

Just posted to my Forbes column about Boston Dynamics’ newest Atlas humanoid ... and why one quote from its CEO really stood out to me. This week at CES in Las Vegas, Boston Dynamics unveiled its latest…
Atlas Humanoid Robots Production ‘Fully Committed’ For 2026, Factory Will Build 30,000 Per Year
Just posted to my Forbes column about Boston Dynamics’ newest Atlas humanoid ... and why one quote from its CEO really stood out to me. This week at CES in Las Vegas, Boston Dynamics unveiled its latest Atlas robot, and the numbers alone are striking: the entire 2026 production run is already sold, and its majority owner Hyundai Motor Group is planning a robot factory capable of shipping 30,000 units a year.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
LG’s ‘Zero Labor Home’ Might Be Amazing … If You Don’t Have Stairs

Just posted to my Forbes column about LG’s bold (and very ambitious) vision for a truly “zero labor home.” In the piece, I dig into LG Electronics’ latest home robot concept, CLOiD, which the company unveiled at CES in Las Vegas.…
LG’s ‘Zero Labor Home’ Might Be Amazing … If You Don’t Have Stairs
Just posted to my Forbes column about LG’s bold (and very ambitious) vision for a truly “zero labor home.” In the piece, I dig into LG Electronics’ latest home robot concept, CLOiD, which the company unveiled at CES in Las Vegas. The idea is simple and incredibly appealing: a future where laundry folds itself, meals get prepped, dishes are handled and housework fades into the background.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
World models: LLMs are not enough

AI has mastered language, sort of. Mostly. With some occasional hiccups. But the real world is way messier. For the real world -- and robotics -- we need world models. In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier sits down with Kirin Sinha, founder and CEO of…
World models: LLMs are not enough
AI has mastered language, sort of. Mostly. With some occasional hiccups. But the real world is way messier. For the real world -- and robotics -- we need world models. In this episode of TechFirst, John Koetsier sits down with Kirin Sinha, founder and CEO of Illumix, to explore what comes after large language models: world models, spatial intelligence, and physical AI.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Who doesn't want a "zero labor home?"

I certainly do.

But I'm not sure LG’s new CLOiD robot is gonna get us there.

Especially if you have stairs

😉😉😉
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January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Agibot releases 3 humanoid robots in a single day, plus a quadruped "dog" robot ...

They say they've shipped 5,000 already.

All the details:
www.forbes.com/sites/johnko...
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Quantum computing, meet edge computing (thanks to diamonds)

Quantum computers usually mean massive machines, cryogenic temperatures, and isolated data centers. But what if quantum computing could run at room temperature, fit inside a server rack — or even a satellite? In this episode of TechFirst,…
Quantum computing, meet edge computing (thanks to diamonds)
Quantum computers usually mean massive machines, cryogenic temperatures, and isolated data centers. But what if quantum computing could run at room temperature, fit inside a server rack — or even a satellite? In this episode of TechFirst, host John Koetsier sits down with Marcus Doherty, Chief Science Officer of Quantum Brilliance, to explore how diamond-based quantum computers work, and why they could unlock scalable, edge-deployed quantum systems.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Robots with skin?

Get your mind out of the gutter ... it's not for what you think it's for.

My latest @ Forbes:

Scientists Give Robots Skin With Pain Sensations And Human-Like Reflexes www.forbes.com/sites/johnko...
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ouch. Ouch.
Big ouch!

(And yes, 100% agree with Dan Wang here: Xiaomi's market valuation vs AppLovin's is just insane.)

🙃
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In 2023 Marc Andreessen said AI won't cause unemployment

Now we know that's utter bullshit

Here's why:
open.substack.com/pub/techfirs...
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM