The nine conference champs, the Big Ten and SEC runners-up, TAMU or Oregon depending on how they’re feeling

Even in the moment it was extremely obvious that they had a better chance of converting a 4th and 2 than kicking that field goal in the elements

“They’re on ESPN 2 so ESPN can air Tennessee-Vanderbilt.” “Wow, Tennessee must be a lot better than Florida/FSU that year!” “Well, that’s true, but it’s so much dumber than that.”

This is a disgrace to white culture. If nothing else we love to load cheese in things.

I think there just aren’t that many artists from Ohio that they feel like using to balance using Iggy Pop previously for Michigan

It’s not that TAMU is a bad program, it simply means Mizzou is a premium one

That’s why you never foul up three

Sam Fernando. It’s honestly kind of funny how much he sounds like a rich LA jackass when you don’t consider the content of what he’s saying