On brand.

I’m at least part of the way there:

There’s a video of Pete Hegseth wearing pull-ups?

Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. Seemed plausible.

I disagree. He’s the archetype for the ideal Republican Speaker. He is Plato’s ideal Form of the “good” Republican speaker.

I’m surprised. I didn’t think he was going to last a week.

what r u watching?

Hmm. Part of me is all for these clowns guzzling as much raw milk as they possibly can.

The solution:

You don’t wanna party down in the buckle of the Bible boat?!

You can just leave. People clung to Facebook after 2016, and they clung to Twitter after Elon. Not me.

Google “100th monkey.”

Erika Kirk will support whatever clown they run, especially if Vance is her new husband. They all get in line behind what ever stupidity is on the menu.

Contrast this behavior with progressives, who prefer Republican stupidity wins over Democratic stupidity, regardless of the horrors.

Here, I fixed it for you:

Here, I fixed it for you:

That said, I use an app called Outread and I’ve gotten up to 750 WPM for some types of content. Banishing the speed limits of sublingual vocalization feels almost magical once you master it.

Oh, wait… Al Gore used a scissor lift in a dramatic object lesson in the trajectory of climate change and idiot Republicans laughed at him: