John Heaner
johnheaner.bsky.social
John Heaner
@johnheaner.bsky.social
Past my sell-by date.
Saw the viewership for this great old song.... and my heart sank. Everything new is old again. Or something www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdq4...
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Would you like to weigh in on this one? "Acting US Attorney Bill Essayli" has a dodgy take on this, and -- if he's wrong -- is begging for correction
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I've squirmed and closed my eyes to Hollywood violence ever since.
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
LEAVE TYLENOL ALONE!
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Daughter took this pic in The Papal Basilica in the Vatican. Prayers via e-payment. LED candles. Tap or swipe. Say a prayer, light a candle... with a tap! Amen!
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@espn.com Felt good. I did it for freedom of speech and Jimmy Fecking Kimmel. Took less than a minute.
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Take the mountain pass to Switzerland, @jimmykimmel.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Once again today Kash Patel pole-vaulted over the shark
September 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Multiple realities"? @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social just does not seem to be rising to the moment
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Huh
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Check out the supporting players in this fiction: WarSec is afraid of protestors. SecState is begging for an exit ramp. Veep is so thirsty it hurts
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
September 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
At least South Park's on it
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is no victim. She's Cruella de Vil. Children are just beautiful puppies to her
August 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It looks like Trump's signature has degraded even more.
July 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trump is literally hiding while talking to the press. Body language
July 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm a fifth-generation Texan by birth, and a four-decade Californian by choice.

What the hell is wrong with Texas?
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Of course, it was @realclaudetaylor.bsky.social who started the fire ;) Good on ya, Claude
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Grok you, Elon
July 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
July 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Had a sad 4th of july walk at NoHo park here in LA: not a single family staking out ground for a bbq. Every other year, it has taken sharp elbows to find a party space at the park. Now everyone's too afraid of ICE: legal or not, they attack anyone and everyone who has a tan. So very sad.
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM