John T. Haller
@johnhaller.bsky.social
I act, do improv, and code stuff like PortableApps.com
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John T. Haller
@johnhaller.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Turns out my improv mission statement is essentially my life mission statement
"The teachings of MAGA are simply incompatible with the teachings of Jesus Christ" - Reverend Dr. Caleb J. Lines
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"The teachings of MAGA are simply incompatible with the teachings of Jesus Christ" - Reverend Dr. Caleb J. Lines
Annual birthday selfie 2025
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Annual birthday selfie 2025
Exit Through The Grift Shop
August 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Exit Through The Grift Shop
Budget Rental Car/Sedgwick tried to scam me out of $6,518.76. Claimed that I damaged a car I rented 9 months ago. Luckily, I saved video evidence.
Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.
Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Budget Rental Car/Sedgwick tried to scam me out of $6,518.76. Claimed that I damaged a car I rented 9 months ago. Luckily, I saved video evidence.
Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.
Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.
25 years ago last weekend I donated a kidney to my Dad. Our Kidneyversary. It gave my Dad 23 years more life. I use this day to remind everyone to sign up as an organ donor. Please sign up to donate bone marrow with National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) and donate blood, too. You can save a life.
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
25 years ago last weekend I donated a kidney to my Dad. Our Kidneyversary. It gave my Dad 23 years more life. I use this day to remind everyone to sign up as an organ donor. Please sign up to donate bone marrow with National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) and donate blood, too. You can save a life.
Trump's doctor says he's 6'3", 224lbs. Great health. Very active. Winning many golf tournaments.
Lies
Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along."
So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.
Lies
Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along."
So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump's doctor says he's 6'3", 224lbs. Great health. Very active. Winning many golf tournaments.
Lies
Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along."
So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.
Lies
Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along."
So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.
The only monarch we need
April 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The only monarch we need
Turns out my improv mission statement is essentially my life mission statement
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Turns out my improv mission statement is essentially my life mission statement
Harbinger of the end times
December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Harbinger of the end times
I voted. You should, too.
November 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I voted. You should, too.
I updated my Screenplay Template for Google Docs to make it a bit more useful. Free to use and handy to be able to collaborate with others without being locked into a paid service.
Screenplay Template for Google Docs | JohnHaller.com
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October 21, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I updated my Screenplay Template for Google Docs to make it a bit more useful. Free to use and handy to be able to collaborate with others without being locked into a paid service.
It's been 23 years, but a part of me is stuck on that day. I left my job in WTC 2 the year before to donate a kidney to my Dad, so I wasn't there that day. Folks I knew were and some didn't make it out. I watched the towers collapse from my bedroom window on the 12th floor on 14th St... (cont)
September 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
It's been 23 years, but a part of me is stuck on that day. I left my job in WTC 2 the year before to donate a kidney to my Dad, so I wasn't there that day. Folks I knew were and some didn't make it out. I watched the towers collapse from my bedroom window on the 12th floor on 14th St... (cont)
I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I didn’t stop to think if I should.
In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.
In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.
June 3, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I didn’t stop to think if I should.
In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.
In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.
make something a little bit better
March 6, 2024 at 7:21 PM
make something a little bit better
Annual birthday selfie. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! It was wonderful feeling the love and appreciation form friends and family after a rough year.
November 20, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Annual birthday selfie. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! It was wonderful feeling the love and appreciation form friends and family after a rough year.