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SONIC.EXE
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SO MANY SOULS SO LITTLE TIME WOULDNT YOU AGREE
2011 X FOR THOSE THAT GIVE A FUCK

JUST TO BE CLEAR ANYTHING BEFORE THE SKIBIDI TOILET POST WAS FROM WHEN THIS WAS A CHARA ACC

ACTUALLY ran by: @coolknight95.bsky.social
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play my game
“if sonic.exe was real he’d end the world” “if sonic.exe was real someone would just break the disk” sonic.exe if he was real: “I AM RATHER FOND OF THE RALSEI DELTARUNE”
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
CALL ME FRIEND THE WAY IM INSIDE YOU
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
FUCK MARRY KILL: ALAN,DAVE,PAUL

PERSONALLY I’D PROBABLY
- KILL ALAN
- KILL DAVE
- KILL PAUL
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
THEY SHOULD MAKE SONIC MOVIE.EXE WHERE I FUCKING KILL JAMES MARSDEN AND AGENT STONE

I WILL LEAVE WADE ALIVE THOUGH IM NOT THAT EVIL
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
MEOW
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
CHAT IM OUT OF IDEAS GIVE ME THINGS TO POST ABOUT HELP
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
THATS NOT… THE THORNRING… IS IT?
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
IM SONIC.EXE!
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by SONIC.EXE
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I AM GOD
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
LETS PLAY A GAME.

fOR olD TimE SAKes
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
THEY CALL ME THE DRINK
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
HEY QUICK QUESTION
IF I TRAP A NEW SOUL HERE INTO A CHARACTER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AM I TECHNICALLY PROVIDING GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE MY SHAREHOLDERS WANT TO KNOW
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
INTERACTION BAIT ON THE EXE ACCOUNT 2: THE SQUEAKQUEL
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
YOU KNOW MY GAMES ARE SCARY BUT AT LEAST THEYRE NOT… FREDDY FAZBEAR

BECAUSE IF THEY WERE FREDDY FIVEBEARS THEY WOULD GO “UR UR URUR UR UR URUR URUR” ALONG WITH HIS FRIENDS BONNIE THE BONNIE BUN CHICA THE KITCHEN FOXY THE FOX PIRATE ARRG AND GOLDEN FREDDY WHO IS ACTUALLY A SPIRIT BECAUSE WILLUM AF-
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by SONIC.EXE
these people dont know im evil and gay
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 AM
FUCK YOU SONIC.EXE INTERACTION BAIT TIME (will probably do most of these when I wake up)
January 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
THE “CANONICAL” VOICE FOR ME IS A COMPLETE LIE

I ACTUALLY SOUND EXACTLY LIKE SCOTT THE WOZ
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
ALAN TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by SONIC.EXE
IM SO EVIL IM REMINDING YOU OF THIS FACT AGAIN HUAHUHUHUHU
Ooc:// fun fact you can tell Toby just used the fill tool for the jumpscare sprite because the left eye is a unique colour but the right eye is the same as the hair because it is connected to it

You will never unsee this
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
ERM WHAT THE SCALLOP?
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“Sonic.exe thoughts on the rap battle?” Uhhh not my type of chili dog! hehehehe DOGSHIT

/ref
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF THERE ARE ACTUALLY MORE THAN 3 SOULS IN MY CARTRIDGE

THERES ACTUALLY AROUND SIX OR SEVEN OF THEM IN THE BACKGROUND
December 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I AM SONIC.EXE
I WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE FROM AN EVIL CD
AND NOW IM IN YOUR COMPUTER
AND I WILL GIVE YOU VIRUS THAT WILL MAKE YOU POOPER
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM