Toss’ Dad, Lucas
johnbrownsrifle.bsky.social
Toss’ Dad, Lucas
@johnbrownsrifle.bsky.social
Product of an 80/90’s conservative household gone rogue. Enough time spent around the world to know that this isn’t the right way. And the further we go in this direction, the further left I will push.
Yo, #SportingKC, Go get Brendan Rodgers and spend some money on signings!

No idea why he’d ever come to KC, other than making this #CelticFC fan’s dreams come true, but a guy can hope!
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@fortheglorykc.bsky.social Thought y’all might like to see The Current getting down the road and spreading some soccer cheer in Wichita! Here at Stryker, and word is that they will be back with a youth clinic soon too! #kccurrent #stepyourgameupSporting #americanoutlaws #kcbaby
September 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Le Gorafi (a French iteration of The Onion) reports that:

"An American university has launched an investigation of a professor of archeology suspected of being a member of 'antifa' "
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@fortheglorykc.bsky.social since I don’t see any obvious ‘do’s for hot takes, what say you about main jersey sponsors?
September 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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🧑‍🌾 ARKANSAS: “We’re gonna lose 25-30% of farmers in 🇺🇸… I’ve never been as worried… Mr. Trump, I need to see the fruit of your love…”

His trade war is killing farmers (again) — “they have no choice but to send them a check” (again)

TLDW: Another farmer bailout is coming.
September 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sporting KC, KState, and the Royals all came from behind late to secure wins yesterday. Was a pretty epic few hours actually.

I do not have the same confidence in Celtic this morning. Lucky for that offsides flag.

Playing with some of the requisite passion, but still looking disjointed.
August 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hot take: MLS should figure out a way to fiscally support teams bringing Americans back to MLS from European teams. Specifically USMNT players. And more specifically, guys that aren’t starting in Europe. Gimmie Austin Trusty for #SportingKC, Erik Palmer Brown to DC United. Stuff like that.
August 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Scotland is a special place.
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@fortheglorykc.bsky.social I think this is hair adjacent, so I’m gonna preemptively have a drink…but is #15 from Vancouver wearing a danged scrum cap???
July 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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LL Cool J refuses to cross city workers picket line to perform at Philly’s 4th of July Celebration
July 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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If we hit our goal ($50k to go!) by Sunday night, we’ll make merch of me flipping off a transphobe.

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June 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🥵
June 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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For all the fucking bullshit today, and there’s some SERIOUS fascist fuckery about, well my night is looking up. My main man @natebukaty.bsky.social with the call for the #sportingkc match?? Color me tickled!!! Get some homie!

#johnbrowndidnothingwrong
#resurrectjohnbrownandgivehimabattlemech
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Saturday mood
June 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Watched a live stream where the crowd yanked a man out of police arms as they tried to arrest, swallowed him into the crowd, and he got away.

Fuck the police fuck ice fuck Trump.

Way to fucking go LA!
June 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@laurajanegrace.bsky.social I’m sitting at a bar in Wichita, KS and hear a song that sounds right up your style. Elevation by Television. Some 70s band outta New York. Not punk, but maybe punk adjacent? I dunno, but I thought it was you at first. Is that a band that you knew and influenced you?
June 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Baseball is for everyone. 🏳️‍🌈

#PrideMonth
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@fortheglorykc.bsky.social
I can’t personally speak to Mac and Cheese flavored scalloped taters, but here’s the backstory for the puppers and his nasal concerns!

youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?...
youtu.be
May 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And we want homers for our teams! #bukatyforever! Also, he’s away more accomplished announcer/analyst, but he’s got a homers heart, and that’s what I crave!

I’d honestly be fine listening to the other teams homers if that’s how they did it. Home team gets the calls. I just hate the current system.
I will not give up this fight. #SportingKC
May 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Keep booing my man STL, keep booing! #sportingKC
May 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I for one hope to live in a world where he's found innocent and gets to write a "if I HAD done it" book
i don't really doubt that he did it, cops do this shit constantly and fuck up cases they should have in the bag and whatever the truth I don't really care as long as Luigi gets set free and no one dies or goes to prison for the assassination of that CEO
The funniest possible outcome to all of this is that they picked the closest guy they could find in classic idiot lazy cop fashion and ended up with a uniquely charismatic thirst trap to be a patsy for a crime that has broad public approval.
May 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM