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John Bowman
@johnbowman.bsky.social
Social media news producer. Recovering “Twitter guy.”
Apparently, it’s because the lark is the first bird to sing in the morning and the French like to sleep in.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I mean, we don’t know what we’re dealing with here.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You need to shoot to do that, right?
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“Risk is our business.” - Kirk.

“Proceed with caution.” - Esteban.
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“Even the humble farmer, my child?”
“Yes! Yes, this guy gets it!”
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Retro gaming! Like that weird ray-traced hologram biplane fighter in Star Trek III.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Totally, a great way to end Season 2.

Yes, end.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love that, beyond the makeup and wardrobe, everything about this performance is just a little bit alien. The huffy sound he makes in this GIF, the hiss after he beats Data, the way he walks across the bridge at the start of the episode. Brocksmith always understood the assignment.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I assume there are some categories it wouldn’t get at all. Like Before & After, or that theatre title mashup thing they had this week.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Did… did you just call Canada “the old country”? Like ur someone’s Sicilian grandpa?
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reminds me of hemidemisemiquaver.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And groundbreaking video game.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also a James Bond movie
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a tank
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November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They have a fort up there. For scheming.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ugh. Of COURSE I meant Crow.
a man in a red jumpsuit with a sticker on his chest that says simonson
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November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@evanbrady.bsky.social it looks like Tom servo is spying on me.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s in 6/8 time! That’s just cruel.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I was expecting “squirrel” in Dutch to be similar to the German “Eichhörnchen” (more phlegm jokes) but it’s “eekhoorn,” which Google tells me is just pronounced “acorn.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I was not prepared for how bad JLA was, but at least they didn’t have the technology to portray Fire flying by shooting jets of green flame out of her nostrils. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM