Johnathan Nightingale
@johnathan.bsky.social
I’m working on your boss.
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Listen. Listen. @shappy.bsky.social and I are making new stickers and they're going to be very good. That is all.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Listen. Listen. @shappy.bsky.social and I are making new stickers and they're going to be very good. That is all.
The nakedness of the "fuck you, you deal with the costs of my laziness" is really getting to fever pitch.
I got this email yesterday and somehow the last line makes a shitty thing so much shittier?
I got this email yesterday and somehow the last line makes a shitty thing so much shittier?
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The nakedness of the "fuck you, you deal with the costs of my laziness" is really getting to fever pitch.
I got this email yesterday and somehow the last line makes a shitty thing so much shittier?
I got this email yesterday and somehow the last line makes a shitty thing so much shittier?
In unrelated news skywatch seems to have flagged this post for… some reason?
May 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In unrelated news skywatch seems to have flagged this post for… some reason?
I feel like it would help people out if more orgs used this post-it note as appropriate.
March 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel like it would help people out if more orgs used this post-it note as appropriate.
I don’t need to give any attention to Ye and the hateful shit he’s up to. But that store of his selling swastika tshirts is proudly powered by Shopify and if you have people in your life who work at that company, maybe ask them how they feel and what the fuck they’re doing about it.
February 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don’t need to give any attention to Ye and the hateful shit he’s up to. But that store of his selling swastika tshirts is proudly powered by Shopify and if you have people in your life who work at that company, maybe ask them how they feel and what the fuck they’re doing about it.
Step N+1: the person with the keys will tell you that having the option to disable specific integration points is an enterprise-only feature, but that they can add it to your account if you confirm that's what you want.
A few minutes later, it's active. Ours now looks like this.
A few minutes later, it's active. Ours now looks like this.
January 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Step N+1: the person with the keys will tell you that having the option to disable specific integration points is an enterprise-only feature, but that they can add it to your account if you confirm that's what you want.
A few minutes later, it's active. Ours now looks like this.
A few minutes later, it's active. Ours now looks like this.
The core problem we're trying to solve is this — there are no switches where the disable controls are supposed to be. Same problem @litbowl.bsky.social describes fighting for several hours to solve and we are in their debt.
January 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The core problem we're trying to solve is this — there are no switches where the disable controls are supposed to be. Same problem @litbowl.bsky.social describes fighting for several hours to solve and we are in their debt.
Their current version is here.
www.shopify.com/legal/aup
It’s… shorter! They’ve preserved their figleaf, of course, their lawyers are not stupid. But it’s getting to be a pretty small leaf!
www.shopify.com/legal/aup
It’s… shorter! They’ve preserved their figleaf, of course, their lawyers are not stupid. But it’s getting to be a pretty small leaf!
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Their current version is here.
www.shopify.com/legal/aup
It’s… shorter! They’ve preserved their figleaf, of course, their lawyers are not stupid. But it’s getting to be a pretty small leaf!
www.shopify.com/legal/aup
It’s… shorter! They’ve preserved their figleaf, of course, their lawyers are not stupid. But it’s getting to be a pretty small leaf!
Back before the US election it still contained language about hateful conduct, exploitation, harassment. Here’s a version from January for instance. web.archive.org/web/20240101...
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Back before the US election it still contained language about hateful conduct, exploitation, harassment. Here’s a version from January for instance. web.archive.org/web/20240101...
My Costa Rican buddy went to the same modelling school!
December 1, 2024 at 2:10 PM
My Costa Rican buddy went to the same modelling school!
Looks like it's hosted on webflow. I don't know about their enforcement rigour, but their acceptable use policy (webflow.com/legal/aup) is pretty clear, particularly section 5(a).
October 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Looks like it's hosted on webflow. I don't know about their enforcement rigour, but their acceptable use policy (webflow.com/legal/aup) is pretty clear, particularly section 5(a).
If you see this post a bird.
The resplendent quetzal. What happens when the universe lets a three year old design a bird.
The resplendent quetzal. What happens when the universe lets a three year old design a bird.
October 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
If you see this post a bird.
The resplendent quetzal. What happens when the universe lets a three year old design a bird.
The resplendent quetzal. What happens when the universe lets a three year old design a bird.
Ah, but what cost to have you stop asking?
October 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Ah, but what cost to have you stop asking?
- Zip code for Bedford, IN
- Product code for some black 1/4” tubing on Amazon
- Remembers the Alf hog phase
- Product code for some black 1/4” tubing on Amazon
- Remembers the Alf hog phase
September 17, 2024 at 11:01 AM
- Zip code for Bedford, IN
- Product code for some black 1/4” tubing on Amazon
- Remembers the Alf hog phase
- Product code for some black 1/4” tubing on Amazon
- Remembers the Alf hog phase
Yesss. @shappy.bsky.social and I self-published our first book for similar reasons
August 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Yesss. @shappy.bsky.social and I self-published our first book for similar reasons
It’s a few years old now but we gave it an earnest shot.
June 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
It’s a few years old now but we gave it an earnest shot.
Don’t make me tap the sticker again.
March 30, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sticker again.
The newsletter that @shappy.bsky.social and I write every other Wednesday just came out, and this one is exploding. If you are a director, or manage directors, or report to a director, well.
January 10, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The newsletter that @shappy.bsky.social and I write every other Wednesday just came out, and this one is exploding. If you are a director, or manage directors, or report to a director, well.
@shappy.bsky.social and I reference HALT (Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired) so often at work that we had tshirts made.
October 19, 2023 at 12:24 AM
@shappy.bsky.social and I reference HALT (Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired) so often at work that we had tshirts made.
Nothing to see here.
October 3, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Nothing to see here.
Roses are red
Posts are eternal
Posts are eternal
September 26, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Roses are red
Posts are eternal
Posts are eternal
We make a lot of merch at work for ~~reasons~~ and I just feel like the enamel pins have a certain staying power
September 20, 2023 at 10:57 PM
We make a lot of merch at work for ~~reasons~~ and I just feel like the enamel pins have a certain staying power
Arm ghost! 👻
September 17, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Arm ghost! 👻