Trump didn't have his followers storm the Capitol because he thought he won the election, he did it because he was mad he lost and wanted to flip over the table. He doesn't push fake polls because his aides are tricking him, he does so because acknowledging reality makes him feel bad

I mean, it's possible but don't you think it's more that Trump is a fabulist with extremely low self esteem and his blatant disregard for reality is just coping? He watches TV all the time and I'm sure he catches some of those bad poll numbers

And on the pie thing it's clear that the haters have only tried the store bought BS. I'm talking pie crust made from scratch. Fresh fruit you picked from a local orchard. And butter. So, so much butter

Your turkey is dry? I'm sorry you didn't have the combined efforts of a grizzled group of grandmas with *hundreds* of professionally prepared turkeys under their belts. You can't do this by just looking up a recipe, this is a skill that has to be developed, nurtured

Don't like that pie? No biggie, here are 7 other pie options, 3 different cheesecakes, 5 kinds of cookies and 2 desserts you've never even heard of before but would make you fight your own brother for another bite

Can these things be bad? Sure, of course that's possible. But if you have a kitchen full of family that collectively has *decades* of cooking experience/knowledge then you are sitting pretty

If you think pie or turkey or dressing or green bean goddamn casserole is bad then I'm sorry your mother just didn't love you enough it's that simple

James Ellroy's American Tabloid

From 2000-2007 Holt *averaged* 94 rec, 1385 yards, and 8 TD and only missed 2 games. Easy HOFer

Hey if you subscribe to Semafor Ben Smith thinks you're a big dummy

Men would rather eat [redacted] from a [redacted] than go to therapy

"A political version of that famously non political writer, Hunter S. Thompson"

I mean c'mon man!

"Why are you asking *me* about this? C'mon, let's go ask my republican colleagues if they support the president executing his political rivals. And hell, if they agree that the president can do murder, I'll put it up for a vote!"

You gotta run with this and make a big fucking scene! Drag those reporters in front of your republican colleagues and ask them "Trump says Dems should be executed, do you agree? Stage a vote in the senate asking specifically to give the president the power to murder his political opponents

David Schwimmer as Ryan Lizza saying "Nuuuz" every time he sees Nuzzi like Kardashian says "Juuuice" every time he sees OJ

David Schwimmer for Lizza