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Sykes
@john5.bsky.social
39, Seattle
Gaymer, UX Design, Wannabe Himbo
Weaknesses include social cues and muscle nerds
Definitely not a robot
He has an ongoing cycle of "boyfriends" since pre2013. The bf you're referring to was generally liberal and thought he could change Peter, but from what I hear Matt (the husband) got mad he was at a house party Peter was hosting and he was told to go back to his room upstairs where he "fell"
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
::looks for NYT reporting BB is, in fact, a US citizen::

Wow what a weird piece of information to intentionally omit on an inflammatory quote.
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This after we heard them scream for months about refusing to release the files "to protect the victims."
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Ironically, doesn't that actually make it more likely to be selected because of Recency bias when scanning the nav bar?
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Wow the joke went way over their heads. I'm shocked. Shocked I say.
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Who are these people who still think Republicans know jack sh- about the economy?
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It's at least vaguely entertaining to watch them twist themselves in knots dodging the question of why the GOP wants Greenland without admitting climate change is real.
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Darigold Gang standing by
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Its unclear, but they do have a child together born from an egg.
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I don't think Chuck is the top
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
They're actually full of their hair feathers because they're bird people
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Shi'ar have their moments
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
He has a 6 pack now instead of an 8 pack.
a cartoon of bart simpson sitting next to an elderly woman with the words " behold the ravages of age "
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson sitting next to an elderly woman with the words " behold the ravages of age "
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They did the shooting. The 2 people are still alive. That's pretty much all we know
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
They're in a bit of a catch 22 when rationalizing it to their readers. How do you explain that it has a ton of natural resources and strategic importance that are only accessible once the glaciers melt without admitting global warming is a thing and going against decades of newscorp propaganda.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Remember that time he got fired from coaching because he was filming porn peak Pandemic. Good times, good times
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cole?
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Plot wise: it's implied Vecna basically beat Will the first time in psychic battle™️ bc he made him see everyone abandoning him if he came out. So he basically says "fuck, I'll tell everyone and he can't use it against me." So it is kind of about him in that sense.

Its a dumb plot beat though.
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm still waiting for the Poison Ivy redemption arc where Gotham acknowledges she had some valid points though her methods were extreme.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM