John
@john417boots.bsky.social
32 years young. Raging Homosexual. Very Happily married 👨🏼🤝👨🏻💍. Testicular Cancer survivor. He/Him/His.
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John
@john417boots.bsky.social
· May 29
Yall I had my port removed today. I had already been told I am in remission but this was a big step in me fully realizing it. So excited for countless adventures that I get to have 🥰🥰🥰
The vibes are so immaculate right
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
The vibes are so immaculate right
Gave myself the gift of a fantastic roll while watching a bomb ass laser show
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Gave myself the gift of a fantastic roll while watching a bomb ass laser show
This pain is no fucking joke. I know it’s worth it in the long run but fuck it hurts 😭😭
Ya boy got a total hip replacement today. I’m currently back at home being the bionic boy this year turned me into 🤣🤣🤣.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This pain is no fucking joke. I know it’s worth it in the long run but fuck it hurts 😭😭
Ya boy got a total hip replacement today. I’m currently back at home being the bionic boy this year turned me into 🤣🤣🤣.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ya boy got a total hip replacement today. I’m currently back at home being the bionic boy this year turned me into 🤣🤣🤣.
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Another Successful Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Another Successful Thanksgiving.
That’s what the fuck is up 🙌🏼🙌🏼. Cancer free and going live life to the fullest 🥰🥰
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That’s what the fuck is up 🙌🏼🙌🏼. Cancer free and going live life to the fullest 🥰🥰
On Wednesdays we wear pink 💕
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On Wednesdays we wear pink 💕
I swear to god this is my 13th fucking reason if we have to replace our whole hvac system. I’m literally losing it right now.
My husband had some kind of heart episode on Sunday. Went to the ER yesterday for it and they said nothing was wrong. Get home today and my fucking air isn’t work and the heat won’t kick on either.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I swear to god this is my 13th fucking reason if we have to replace our whole hvac system. I’m literally losing it right now.
My husband had some kind of heart episode on Sunday. Went to the ER yesterday for it and they said nothing was wrong. Get home today and my fucking air isn’t work and the heat won’t kick on either.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My husband had some kind of heart episode on Sunday. Went to the ER yesterday for it and they said nothing was wrong. Get home today and my fucking air isn’t work and the heat won’t kick on either.
Started watching the Artrave 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Drunk and watching lasers on tv 🤣🤣🤣
September 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Started watching the Artrave 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Drunk and watching lasers on tv 🤣🤣🤣
September 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Drunk and watching lasers on tv 🤣🤣🤣
Dancing the night away
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dancing the night away
The glow sticks are bout to be cracked and edm is on 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The glow sticks are bout to be cracked and edm is on 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
About to play with glow sticks
September 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
About to play with glow sticks
Hanging with an old friend and it’s been so fucking fun. I’m so happy we reconnected. Fucking awesome human being 🥹🥹🥹
September 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hanging with an old friend and it’s been so fucking fun. I’m so happy we reconnected. Fucking awesome human being 🥹🥹🥹
The octopus eye sheep creature in alien earth is one patient motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣
September 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The octopus eye sheep creature in alien earth is one patient motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣
Never watched the original The Evil Dead. how the fuck is it not on anything else for free other than Pluto TV. The commercials are almost unbearable. Gonna be sitting here till after midnight watching a movie less than an hour and a half.
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Never watched the original The Evil Dead. how the fuck is it not on anything else for free other than Pluto TV. The commercials are almost unbearable. Gonna be sitting here till after midnight watching a movie less than an hour and a half.
Was wondering why I wasn’t seeing the goods and somehow my moderation turned on to safe mode. Naw I wanna see the dicks and the ass 🤣🤣🤣
July 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Was wondering why I wasn’t seeing the goods and somehow my moderation turned on to safe mode. Naw I wanna see the dicks and the ass 🤣🤣🤣
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If you hit the prostate just right, it forces a factory reset and you forget that Labubus exist
July 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you hit the prostate just right, it forces a factory reset and you forget that Labubus exist
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Have they tried not ordering so much Starbucks and Avocado Toast?
U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP
July 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Have they tried not ordering so much Starbucks and Avocado Toast?