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John #4
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if you're seeing this message, an automated Reality Check has failed. You are dreaming. Yes, really.

(for dumb reasons I can't control, please don't link, quote, or otherwise intermingle posts from handles 1-3 to this non-work alt. Sorry!)
alternately: ass-to-ass to signal submission
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
trauma... of the genome!
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
face-to-face as a display to establish dominance
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
excuse me
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
genius
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
but only when you get it from a cousin.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
making progress!
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
this the guy they voted off the Snickers bar?
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That cop probably has a great time explaining her job on first dates. Real ones, I mean.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
would add more horsepower to push that turbine into the wind, than you could make back by running a generator off of it. Basically, it'd always make the car less aerodynamic cancelling out anything you'd get back & then some, because a physical system is never 100% efficient. Batteries especially!
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by John #4
This is an advanced Jerry technique
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
aww!
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OOF
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
such high-precision humor that I'm ashamed to understand it
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
dove into the comments to bitch about this exact thing. Humours adjusted on Medicare dime, but ER care? amateur's job, apparently
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
or the DMV.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM