Johan Solo, the Himbo Top™
@johansolo.bsky.social
you can't be mad at me, im just a silly lil guy
men have been powerless in the face of fearsome whores since time immemorial, i learnt about it in this documentary titled "knock knock"
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
men have been powerless in the face of fearsome whores since time immemorial, i learnt about it in this documentary titled "knock knock"
he doesn't miss. he just spits hot fire.
a group of young men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing glasses and a hoodie .
Alt: the infamous hot fire gif.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
he doesn't miss. he just spits hot fire.
"Interesting..."
*never mentions it again*
*never mentions it again*
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Interesting..."
*never mentions it again*
*never mentions it again*
send da icepack
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
send da icepack
I would have too in the same situation. Our decision had nothing to do with gender, just pure mathematics.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I would have too in the same situation. Our decision had nothing to do with gender, just pure mathematics.
I remember running these sort of numbers with my wife a number of years ago and we both agreed there was no point to her getting a job just for every penny of that salary going to childcare when she could just... stay home with the kids, which she wanted to do anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I remember running these sort of numbers with my wife a number of years ago and we both agreed there was no point to her getting a job just for every penny of that salary going to childcare when she could just... stay home with the kids, which she wanted to do anyway.
"they don't that to distract doomers."
they don't *have* that to distract doomers.
this is what i get for skeeting before i'm fully awake.
they don't *have* that to distract doomers.
this is what i get for skeeting before i'm fully awake.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"they don't that to distract doomers."
they don't *have* that to distract doomers.
this is what i get for skeeting before i'm fully awake.
they don't *have* that to distract doomers.
this is what i get for skeeting before i'm fully awake.
1) Agreed, 100%
2) It's probably compounded by the Vikings being bootycheeks right now, so they don't that to distract doomers. If anything they're making the doomers extra doomery.
3) MNUFC just bowed out of the playoffs too last night. Probably doesn't effect anything, but it made me sad :(
2) It's probably compounded by the Vikings being bootycheeks right now, so they don't that to distract doomers. If anything they're making the doomers extra doomery.
3) MNUFC just bowed out of the playoffs too last night. Probably doesn't effect anything, but it made me sad :(
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1) Agreed, 100%
2) It's probably compounded by the Vikings being bootycheeks right now, so they don't that to distract doomers. If anything they're making the doomers extra doomery.
3) MNUFC just bowed out of the playoffs too last night. Probably doesn't effect anything, but it made me sad :(
2) It's probably compounded by the Vikings being bootycheeks right now, so they don't that to distract doomers. If anything they're making the doomers extra doomery.
3) MNUFC just bowed out of the playoffs too last night. Probably doesn't effect anything, but it made me sad :(
you clearly have a case of internet brain and should take a double dose of touching grass post haste. normal people don't talk the way you have in this thread, even to complete strangers.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
you clearly have a case of internet brain and should take a double dose of touching grass post haste. normal people don't talk the way you have in this thread, even to complete strangers.
cool, except none of that has anything to do with what you originally skeeted, which was a baseless accusation/assumption that the poster had their "entire retirement portfolio in tech stocks". maybe you *are* taking crazy pills?
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
cool, except none of that has anything to do with what you originally skeeted, which was a baseless accusation/assumption that the poster had their "entire retirement portfolio in tech stocks". maybe you *are* taking crazy pills?
someone get the guy who broke madden on this!
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
someone get the guy who broke madden on this!
maybe think before you post, Jeffrey? 7 companies now comprise most of the value of the S&P500. when they pop the *whole ass market* is going to pop too.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
maybe think before you post, Jeffrey? 7 companies now comprise most of the value of the S&P500. when they pop the *whole ass market* is going to pop too.
> But this would be my hands clean moment.
Same.
Same.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
> But this would be my hands clean moment.
Same.
Same.
The power of DRUGS
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The power of DRUGS
they got me over here thinking i should buy me some black rifle merch dang it
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
they got me over here thinking i should buy me some black rifle merch dang it
"should have bought them before the chief bigot" is how i'm feeling about replacing my 3d printer from 2018. thought about it *last* christmas but couldn't justify the cost, but now every time my kids ask me to print them something it's a whole rigamarole to make it function...
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"should have bought them before the chief bigot" is how i'm feeling about replacing my 3d printer from 2018. thought about it *last* christmas but couldn't justify the cost, but now every time my kids ask me to print them something it's a whole rigamarole to make it function...