✨Jomi✨
@jofig92.bsky.social
33 | He/They | SEA
https://linktr.ee/jofig92
https://linktr.ee/jofig92
Me (in the shower): "I think I need like a...fitness dom...Someone who will call me a 'Good Boy' when I lose some weight and keep me accountable. There's definitely a market for that."
Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭
Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me (in the shower): "I think I need like a...fitness dom...Someone who will call me a 'Good Boy' when I lose some weight and keep me accountable. There's definitely a market for that."
Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭
Chat, I just describe a personal trainer. I shouldn't be allowed to work this week 😭
Just beat the main story of Age of Imprisonment. Being the first canon Hyrule Warriors game, I hope Nintendo takes this as an opportunity to expand Zelda lore in other formats. This was absolutely lovely.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just beat the main story of Age of Imprisonment. Being the first canon Hyrule Warriors game, I hope Nintendo takes this as an opportunity to expand Zelda lore in other formats. This was absolutely lovely.
It happened 😭😭
Y'all, I'm honestly considering getting a chunky orthopedic shoe and sacrificing fashion for comfort.
Pray for me in these difficult times 😔
Pray for me in these difficult times 😔
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It happened 😭😭
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THE HOLIDAYS ARE 👀 RIGHT 👀 AROUND THE CORNER!! ARE U READY TO SLEIGH 🛷 THE HOUSE DOWN?! OUR NEW BALSAM AND BERRY 🌲🍓 CANDLE IS SO GOOD IT’LL HAVE SANTA 🎅🏼 CHECKING HIS 📜 NAUGHTY LIST 📜 TWICE 👀!! AND DON’T WORRY -- WE SEE YOU TOO, HANUKKAH FAM!! 💙 LET THIS SCENT SPICE UP ALL ✨ EIGHT ✨ NIGHTS!! 🎁
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
THE HOLIDAYS ARE 👀 RIGHT 👀 AROUND THE CORNER!! ARE U READY TO SLEIGH 🛷 THE HOUSE DOWN?! OUR NEW BALSAM AND BERRY 🌲🍓 CANDLE IS SO GOOD IT’LL HAVE SANTA 🎅🏼 CHECKING HIS 📜 NAUGHTY LIST 📜 TWICE 👀!! AND DON’T WORRY -- WE SEE YOU TOO, HANUKKAH FAM!! 💙 LET THIS SCENT SPICE UP ALL ✨ EIGHT ✨ NIGHTS!! 🎁
Proof that I do, in fact, leave the house sometimes. If y'all ever see me in public, hugs and smooches are always acceptable 💖
@jofig92.bsky.social and I are so hot
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Proof that I do, in fact, leave the house sometimes. If y'all ever see me in public, hugs and smooches are always acceptable 💖
One “fun” consequence of owning a small candle business? Having your apartment smell ridiculous while pouring almost 40 candles with different fragrances back-to-back 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One “fun” consequence of owning a small candle business? Having your apartment smell ridiculous while pouring almost 40 candles with different fragrances back-to-back 😵💫
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Mark your calendars, besties — our biggest sale of the year is here!
🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!
🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mark your calendars, besties — our biggest sale of the year is here!
🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!
🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!
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Took my bestie @jofig92.bsky.social out to a drag show for his birthday! 🥳💃🏼
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Took my bestie @jofig92.bsky.social out to a drag show for his birthday! 🥳💃🏼
Me as a therapist: Have you tried *not* doing that? Just curious 🤔
Me as a therapist: Wanna do some mushrooms and unpack that shit?
Me as a therapist: <groan> I quit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me as a therapist: Have you tried *not* doing that? Just curious 🤔
So I made it to 33 — what are we doing to celebrate? 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So I made it to 33 — what are we doing to celebrate? 🥳
One last meal before heading back to Seattle. Portland was cute 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One last meal before heading back to Seattle. Portland was cute 🥰
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The vibes at Luc Lac in Portland were immaculate, and my phở was FILLED with tendon and tripe
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The vibes at Luc Lac in Portland were immaculate, and my phở was FILLED with tendon and tripe
And Part 2 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is done! Turns out I’m probably a super taster, so that’s fun! They gave us all this ice cream and an ice cream sandwich within 45 minutes. Pray for my insides 🫠
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And Part 2 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is done! Turns out I’m probably a super taster, so that’s fun! They gave us all this ice cream and an ice cream sandwich within 45 minutes. Pray for my insides 🫠
Part 1 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is complete! Now it’s nap time in the car until it’s time for the ice cream experience 😍
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Part 1 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is complete! Now it’s nap time in the car until it’s time for the ice cream experience 😍
I’m a lightweight again lmao. Time to soak in the tub and sober up a bit.
Kumfetti Faleb GIF
ALT: Kumfetti Faleb GIF
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November 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I’m a lightweight again lmao. Time to soak in the tub and sober up a bit.
Badlands is cute! Let’s see where the night takes us 🥳
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Badlands is cute! Let’s see where the night takes us 🥳
So this room is probably the size of my old apartment…May the Portland Birthday Adventures begin! 😍
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So this room is probably the size of my old apartment…May the Portland Birthday Adventures begin! 😍
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you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
I need King County Elections to update their election results. The suspense is killing me.
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I need King County Elections to update their election results. The suspense is killing me.
Lots of good news tonight across the country. Hopefully Seattle does the right thing too 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Lots of good news tonight across the country. Hopefully Seattle does the right thing too 🥹
Cutwaters: do they actually mess you up or is the internet exaggerating? 👀
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Cutwaters: do they actually mess you up or is the internet exaggerating? 👀
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Toaster Strudel is both a delicious treat and an aspirational goal 💖
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Toaster Strudel is both a delicious treat and an aspirational goal 💖
"Sorry, this package isn't eligible for a claim since it wasn't purchased with insurance."
I hate it here 😡
I hate it here 😡
USPS: We delivered your package!
Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker!
The Locker:
Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker!
The Locker:
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Sorry, this package isn't eligible for a claim since it wasn't purchased with insurance."
I hate it here 😡
I hate it here 😡