Joffiecakes
@joffie.bsky.social
Bear Jewess
Daughter, granddaughter, niece of Holocaust survivors
OG resistance
GenX theater kid
Big dog nerd
Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man)
These words will cut
I walk small and carry a big schtick
*seriously tho, I will fuck up some Nazis
Daughter, granddaughter, niece of Holocaust survivors
OG resistance
GenX theater kid
Big dog nerd
Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man)
These words will cut
I walk small and carry a big schtick
*seriously tho, I will fuck up some Nazis
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Joffiecakes
@joffie.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Am I discouraged?
Yes
Do I need a little time to process and regroup?
Yes
Am I done fighting?
FUCK NO
Never again means never again - for everyone
Yes
Do I need a little time to process and regroup?
Yes
Am I done fighting?
FUCK NO
Never again means never again - for everyone
In my personal and anecdotal experience, Jews and mold do not go well together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In my personal and anecdotal experience, Jews and mold do not go well together.
I think I could rocks some nipple tassels. Totally serious right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think I could rocks some nipple tassels. Totally serious right now.
Reworking the word ‘vagina’…
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reworking the word ‘vagina’…
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!
At my house, when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, oh no.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At my house, when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, oh no.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
My husband is watching a documentary about cheese, just because.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My husband is watching a documentary about cheese, just because.
Finally! A cat named ’Tits’
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally! A cat named ’Tits’
Okay, who broke the internet? www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
Is Reddit down? AWS outages have seemingly busted the platform
Amazon Web Services downtime affected a chunk of the Internet this morning, and Reddit is still suffering from bugs.
www.windowscentral.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Okay, who broke the internet? www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
Odd fact: I’m a weird/neat brain person. I have synesthesia and cool synaptic quirks that allow me a few “super-brain memory” abilities, albeit rather useless ones.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Odd fact: I’m a weird/neat brain person. I have synesthesia and cool synaptic quirks that allow me a few “super-brain memory” abilities, albeit rather useless ones.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
Cool cool, just a second menstrual cycle. No time between the two - so, I’m now on week four and washing the naproxen down with Kaopectate.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cool cool, just a second menstrual cycle. No time between the two - so, I’m now on week four and washing the naproxen down with Kaopectate.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
After yet another face off with a cockroach, I’ve come to realize that I will quite literally go to my grave battling these motherfuckers.
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
After yet another face off with a cockroach, I’ve come to realize that I will quite literally go to my grave battling these motherfuckers.
Going to our local food truck park for date night
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Going to our local food truck park for date night
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving…
#antisemitism
#antisemitism
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving…
#antisemitism
#antisemitism
I have this vintage Kenzo (‘88) in a beautiful bottle with a little bit of juice left. Finally broke down and gave her a squeeze - woof - she has turned.
*le sigh
*le sigh
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have this vintage Kenzo (‘88) in a beautiful bottle with a little bit of juice left. Finally broke down and gave her a squeeze - woof - she has turned.
*le sigh
*le sigh
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ve also noticed that whilst at the table, women will quietly release carbonation burps through the nose. Men, not so much.
Me: We’re in a restaurant, burp through your nose
Man: But that kinda hurts
Me: And?
Me: We’re in a restaurant, burp through your nose
Man: But that kinda hurts
Me: And?
Ladies, want to have some fun with cis-hetero men? Get them some water and challenge them to drink it with their mouths open (swallow w/o bringing their lips together)
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’ve also noticed that whilst at the table, women will quietly release carbonation burps through the nose. Men, not so much.
Me: We’re in a restaurant, burp through your nose
Man: But that kinda hurts
Me: And?
Me: We’re in a restaurant, burp through your nose
Man: But that kinda hurts
Me: And?
Ladies, want to have some fun with cis-hetero men? Get them some water and challenge them to drink it with their mouths open (swallow w/o bringing their lips together)
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ladies, want to have some fun with cis-hetero men? Get them some water and challenge them to drink it with their mouths open (swallow w/o bringing their lips together)
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
I promise you won’t be disappointed and it’s worth the cleanup. I did this with my hubs and was cry-laughing for a good 5 minutes 😂😭
Okay just how many fucking tests do we need to check the text alert system, City of Austin. You’re wrecking my nerves here.
September 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Okay just how many fucking tests do we need to check the text alert system, City of Austin. You’re wrecking my nerves here.
I know this is tmi, but I am now shedding 10 months worth of uterine lining and the cramps are…intense.
September 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I know this is tmi, but I am now shedding 10 months worth of uterine lining and the cramps are…intense.
There are some mornings when I cannot distinguish between the sound of my neighbors’ kids, and the sound of my neighbors’ chickens. This is one of those mornings.
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There are some mornings when I cannot distinguish between the sound of my neighbors’ kids, and the sound of my neighbors’ chickens. This is one of those mornings.
The vibe in our living room this morning
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The vibe in our living room this morning
When you’re so GenX that you wake up with “mall bangs”
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When you’re so GenX that you wake up with “mall bangs”
That Cologuard test is the shit…oh wait, no. There was no shit involved. No shit at all.
Anyway, guess who does not have colon cancer :)
Anyway, guess who does not have colon cancer :)
a woman is giving a thumbs up and saying this girl !
ALT: a woman is giving a thumbs up and saying this girl !
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That Cologuard test is the shit…oh wait, no. There was no shit involved. No shit at all.
Anyway, guess who does not have colon cancer :)
Anyway, guess who does not have colon cancer :)