Joey
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Hi, my name is Joey, I'm 21 and passionate about video games and writing. I mainly talk about whatever I want.
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Pokemon Legends: ZA (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
This Game was incredible and easily top 4 in the series for me. The Extra Story had me by the balls
Some side quests could be better
9/10
Pokemon Legends: ZA (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
This Game was incredible and easily top 4 in the series for me. The Extra Story had me by the balls
Some side quests could be better
9/10
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Pokemon Legends: ZA (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
This Game was incredible and easily top 4 in the series for me. The Extra Story had me by the balls
Some side quests could be better
9/10
Pokemon Legends: ZA (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
This Game was incredible and easily top 4 in the series for me. The Extra Story had me by the balls
Some side quests could be better
9/10
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Kirby Air Riders (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BUY IT
NUMBER 10 ON MY TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME AND DEFINITELY MY GAME OF THE YEAR
10/10
Kirby Air Riders (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BUY IT
NUMBER 10 ON MY TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME AND DEFINITELY MY GAME OF THE YEAR
10/10
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Kirby Air Riders (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BUY IT
NUMBER 10 ON MY TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME AND DEFINITELY MY GAME OF THE YEAR
10/10
Kirby Air Riders (2025, Switch 2, First Time)
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BUY IT
NUMBER 10 ON MY TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME AND DEFINITELY MY GAME OF THE YEAR
10/10
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Cons (Continued):
The back tracking in this game makes TTYD look like it's always going Forward, a Hallway in Torvus was visited at least 20 Times throughout the game and it was so boring to go through over and over and over again
I will be shocked and abhorred if Other M is worse
4/10
Cons (Continued):
The back tracking in this game makes TTYD look like it's always going Forward, a Hallway in Torvus was visited at least 20 Times throughout the game and it was so boring to go through over and over and over again
I will be shocked and abhorred if Other M is worse
4/10
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Cons (Continued):
The back tracking in this game makes TTYD look like it's always going Forward, a Hallway in Torvus was visited at least 20 Times throughout the game and it was so boring to go through over and over and over again
I will be shocked and abhorred if Other M is worse
4/10
Cons (Continued):
The back tracking in this game makes TTYD look like it's always going Forward, a Hallway in Torvus was visited at least 20 Times throughout the game and it was so boring to go through over and over and over again
I will be shocked and abhorred if Other M is worse
4/10
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Cons:
The Bosses fucking suck in this game, there's 3 Good Ones, the rest are either mid or fucking horrible, especially the Morph Ball Ones
The Regular Enemies are so fucking tanky
The Regular Beams are given ammo and the game does not feel like it was designed around that
Continued:
Cons:
The Bosses fucking suck in this game, there's 3 Good Ones, the rest are either mid or fucking horrible, especially the Morph Ball Ones
The Regular Enemies are so fucking tanky
The Regular Beams are given ammo and the game does not feel like it was designed around that
Continued:
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Cons:
The Bosses fucking suck in this game, there's 3 Good Ones, the rest are either mid or fucking horrible, especially the Morph Ball Ones
The Regular Enemies are so fucking tanky
The Regular Beams are given ammo and the game does not feel like it was designed around that
Continued:
Cons:
The Bosses fucking suck in this game, there's 3 Good Ones, the rest are either mid or fucking horrible, especially the Morph Ball Ones
The Regular Enemies are so fucking tanky
The Regular Beams are given ammo and the game does not feel like it was designed around that
Continued:
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Pros:
It's Metroid, you're getting Fantastic Control
The Lore of Aether is pretty cool
Traversing New Locations is pretty nice
The Echo Visor is such a Cool Power
Continued...
Pros:
It's Metroid, you're getting Fantastic Control
The Lore of Aether is pretty cool
Traversing New Locations is pretty nice
The Echo Visor is such a Cool Power
Continued...
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Pros:
It's Metroid, you're getting Fantastic Control
The Lore of Aether is pretty cool
Traversing New Locations is pretty nice
The Echo Visor is such a Cool Power
Continued...
Pros:
It's Metroid, you're getting Fantastic Control
The Lore of Aether is pretty cool
Traversing New Locations is pretty nice
The Echo Visor is such a Cool Power
Continued...
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Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004, Gamecube, First Time)
Mini Metroid Marathon Starts Today with Prime 2... Why? Prime 4 is coming out and I kept waiting for a Switch Port...
Fuck this game, I haven't had a game consistently piss me off since Frontiers
Continued below
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004, Gamecube, First Time)
Mini Metroid Marathon Starts Today with Prime 2... Why? Prime 4 is coming out and I kept waiting for a Switch Port...
Fuck this game, I haven't had a game consistently piss me off since Frontiers
Continued below
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004, Gamecube, First Time)
Mini Metroid Marathon Starts Today with Prime 2... Why? Prime 4 is coming out and I kept waiting for a Switch Port...
Fuck this game, I haven't had a game consistently piss me off since Frontiers
Continued below
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004, Gamecube, First Time)
Mini Metroid Marathon Starts Today with Prime 2... Why? Prime 4 is coming out and I kept waiting for a Switch Port...
Fuck this game, I haven't had a game consistently piss me off since Frontiers
Continued below
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Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2022, GBA, First Time)
I said if Kirby's Adventure didn't have lag, it would be one of my favorites
And yeah, I think this is my 2nd Favorite Game Currently.
10/10
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2022, GBA, First Time)
I said if Kirby's Adventure didn't have lag, it would be one of my favorites
And yeah, I think this is my 2nd Favorite Game Currently.
10/10
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2022, GBA, First Time)
I said if Kirby's Adventure didn't have lag, it would be one of my favorites
And yeah, I think this is my 2nd Favorite Game Currently.
10/10
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2022, GBA, First Time)
I said if Kirby's Adventure didn't have lag, it would be one of my favorites
And yeah, I think this is my 2nd Favorite Game Currently.
10/10
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South Park Season 27 (2025, TV Show, First Time)
Uhhhhh it's over already?
The fuck?
UHHHH great season, but now it's just incomplete wtf matt and trey lmao.
9/10
South Park Season 27 (2025, TV Show, First Time)
Uhhhhh it's over already?
The fuck?
UHHHH great season, but now it's just incomplete wtf matt and trey lmao.
9/10
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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South Park Season 27 (2025, TV Show, First Time)
Uhhhhh it's over already?
The fuck?
UHHHH great season, but now it's just incomplete wtf matt and trey lmao.
9/10
South Park Season 27 (2025, TV Show, First Time)
Uhhhhh it's over already?
The fuck?
UHHHH great season, but now it's just incomplete wtf matt and trey lmao.
9/10
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Tron Ares (2025, Movie, First Time)
It sucks how the movie is not getting watched because of Jared Leto because this was great, well shot with great plot
I implore you see this, the director did amazing and it sucks how something out of his control is causing some to not watch
9/10
Tron Ares (2025, Movie, First Time)
It sucks how the movie is not getting watched because of Jared Leto because this was great, well shot with great plot
I implore you see this, the director did amazing and it sucks how something out of his control is causing some to not watch
9/10
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Tron Ares (2025, Movie, First Time)
It sucks how the movie is not getting watched because of Jared Leto because this was great, well shot with great plot
I implore you see this, the director did amazing and it sucks how something out of his control is causing some to not watch
9/10
Tron Ares (2025, Movie, First Time)
It sucks how the movie is not getting watched because of Jared Leto because this was great, well shot with great plot
I implore you see this, the director did amazing and it sucks how something out of his control is causing some to not watch
9/10
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Bubsy (1993, SNES, First Time)
Bouncy Bouncy wind fly me high, death in one hit makes me listen to quotes of days past, oh tom kenny say the line, for I stumped my toe on grass.
10/10 totally
Bubsy (1993, SNES, First Time)
Bouncy Bouncy wind fly me high, death in one hit makes me listen to quotes of days past, oh tom kenny say the line, for I stumped my toe on grass.
10/10 totally
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Bubsy (1993, SNES, First Time)
Bouncy Bouncy wind fly me high, death in one hit makes me listen to quotes of days past, oh tom kenny say the line, for I stumped my toe on grass.
10/10 totally
Bubsy (1993, SNES, First Time)
Bouncy Bouncy wind fly me high, death in one hit makes me listen to quotes of days past, oh tom kenny say the line, for I stumped my toe on grass.
10/10 totally
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Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000, N64, First Time)
I actually liked this game way more than I should've, love the levels, music, and most bosses (hate the fire monster fuck)
9/10
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000, N64, First Time)
I actually liked this game way more than I should've, love the levels, music, and most bosses (hate the fire monster fuck)
9/10
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000, N64, First Time)
I actually liked this game way more than I should've, love the levels, music, and most bosses (hate the fire monster fuck)
9/10
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000, N64, First Time)
I actually liked this game way more than I should've, love the levels, music, and most bosses (hate the fire monster fuck)
9/10
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Kirby's Dream Land 3 (1997, SNES, First Time)
I REFUSE TO PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME, I FUCKING HATE COLLECTING EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME
FUCK THIS, I'M OUT
2/10
Kirby's Dream Land 3 (1997, SNES, First Time)
I REFUSE TO PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME, I FUCKING HATE COLLECTING EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME
FUCK THIS, I'M OUT
2/10
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Kirby's Dream Land 3 (1997, SNES, First Time)
I REFUSE TO PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME, I FUCKING HATE COLLECTING EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME
FUCK THIS, I'M OUT
2/10
Kirby's Dream Land 3 (1997, SNES, First Time)
I REFUSE TO PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME, I FUCKING HATE COLLECTING EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME
FUCK THIS, I'M OUT
2/10
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Kirby Dream Land 2 (1995, Game Boy, First Time)
I HATE YOU KINE
I HATE YOU RAINBOW DROPS
you're pretty cool Dark Matter Swordsman
3/10
Easily the worst game so far
Kirby Dream Land 2 (1995, Game Boy, First Time)
I HATE YOU KINE
I HATE YOU RAINBOW DROPS
you're pretty cool Dark Matter Swordsman
3/10
Easily the worst game so far
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Kirby Dream Land 2 (1995, Game Boy, First Time)
I HATE YOU KINE
I HATE YOU RAINBOW DROPS
you're pretty cool Dark Matter Swordsman
3/10
Easily the worst game so far
Kirby Dream Land 2 (1995, Game Boy, First Time)
I HATE YOU KINE
I HATE YOU RAINBOW DROPS
you're pretty cool Dark Matter Swordsman
3/10
Easily the worst game so far
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Kirby Super Star Ultra (2008, DS, First Time)
the game felt inconsistent and lacked it's own identity, maybe that's the point, but that makes it hard to talk about it as one big game
Meta Knight Carried, Great Cave Offensive was the worst mode
Found Kirby's Dream Land 1 Better
9/10
Kirby Super Star Ultra (2008, DS, First Time)
the game felt inconsistent and lacked it's own identity, maybe that's the point, but that makes it hard to talk about it as one big game
Meta Knight Carried, Great Cave Offensive was the worst mode
Found Kirby's Dream Land 1 Better
9/10
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Kirby Super Star Ultra (2008, DS, First Time)
the game felt inconsistent and lacked it's own identity, maybe that's the point, but that makes it hard to talk about it as one big game
Meta Knight Carried, Great Cave Offensive was the worst mode
Found Kirby's Dream Land 1 Better
9/10
Kirby Super Star Ultra (2008, DS, First Time)
the game felt inconsistent and lacked it's own identity, maybe that's the point, but that makes it hard to talk about it as one big game
Meta Knight Carried, Great Cave Offensive was the worst mode
Found Kirby's Dream Land 1 Better
9/10
Whitewashing in 2025 is crazy
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whitewashing in 2025 is crazy
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Kirby's Adventure (1993, NES, First Time)
It sucks that this game has such a massive lag issue, because I really liked everything else about this game.
Bosses were a bit all over the place and that final boss sucked tbh
6/10
Kirby's Adventure (1993, NES, First Time)
It sucks that this game has such a massive lag issue, because I really liked everything else about this game.
Bosses were a bit all over the place and that final boss sucked tbh
6/10
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Kirby's Adventure (1993, NES, First Time)
It sucks that this game has such a massive lag issue, because I really liked everything else about this game.
Bosses were a bit all over the place and that final boss sucked tbh
6/10
Kirby's Adventure (1993, NES, First Time)
It sucks that this game has such a massive lag issue, because I really liked everything else about this game.
Bosses were a bit all over the place and that final boss sucked tbh
6/10
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Kirby's Dream Land (1992, Game Boy, First Time)
Time for the Kirby Marathon
And starting with a bang
For game boy standards, this is easily getting a 10/10, great experience for the kiddos and anyone who wants a short fun time
Kirby's Dream Land (1992, Game Boy, First Time)
Time for the Kirby Marathon
And starting with a bang
For game boy standards, this is easily getting a 10/10, great experience for the kiddos and anyone who wants a short fun time
September 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Kirby's Dream Land (1992, Game Boy, First Time)
Time for the Kirby Marathon
And starting with a bang
For game boy standards, this is easily getting a 10/10, great experience for the kiddos and anyone who wants a short fun time
Kirby's Dream Land (1992, Game Boy, First Time)
Time for the Kirby Marathon
And starting with a bang
For game boy standards, this is easily getting a 10/10, great experience for the kiddos and anyone who wants a short fun time
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Trails of Cold Steel 3 (2017, PC, First Time)
I actually really liked this game, pleasantly surprised by the game in multiple parts.
Will say there were two reoccurring jokes that kept returning that were not funny at all.
Cast was far better than CS1/2, areas were also far better.
9/10
Trails of Cold Steel 3 (2017, PC, First Time)
I actually really liked this game, pleasantly surprised by the game in multiple parts.
Will say there were two reoccurring jokes that kept returning that were not funny at all.
Cast was far better than CS1/2, areas were also far better.
9/10
September 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Trails of Cold Steel 3 (2017, PC, First Time)
I actually really liked this game, pleasantly surprised by the game in multiple parts.
Will say there were two reoccurring jokes that kept returning that were not funny at all.
Cast was far better than CS1/2, areas were also far better.
9/10
Trails of Cold Steel 3 (2017, PC, First Time)
I actually really liked this game, pleasantly surprised by the game in multiple parts.
Will say there were two reoccurring jokes that kept returning that were not funny at all.
Cast was far better than CS1/2, areas were also far better.
9/10
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Hollow Knight (2017, Switch, First Time)
I didn't finish this game, there were just too many things that went beyond a little punishing and became outright bad design to me, I wasn't having fun. Plus it's insanely bloated for a Metroidvania, at least from where I quit.
4/10
Hollow Knight (2017, Switch, First Time)
I didn't finish this game, there were just too many things that went beyond a little punishing and became outright bad design to me, I wasn't having fun. Plus it's insanely bloated for a Metroidvania, at least from where I quit.
4/10
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Hollow Knight (2017, Switch, First Time)
I didn't finish this game, there were just too many things that went beyond a little punishing and became outright bad design to me, I wasn't having fun. Plus it's insanely bloated for a Metroidvania, at least from where I quit.
4/10
Hollow Knight (2017, Switch, First Time)
I didn't finish this game, there were just too many things that went beyond a little punishing and became outright bad design to me, I wasn't having fun. Plus it's insanely bloated for a Metroidvania, at least from where I quit.
4/10
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Kirby And the Forgotten Land + Star Crossed Worlds (2025, Switch 2, First Time with Star Crossed Worlds)
Every Level was Low A to High S Tier
The Final Boss of the Campaign is a little weak, but given what lies in the Ultimate Cup Z EX, It's best to treat it as an Appetizer
10/10
Kirby And the Forgotten Land + Star Crossed Worlds (2025, Switch 2, First Time with Star Crossed Worlds)
Every Level was Low A to High S Tier
The Final Boss of the Campaign is a little weak, but given what lies in the Ultimate Cup Z EX, It's best to treat it as an Appetizer
10/10
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Kirby And the Forgotten Land + Star Crossed Worlds (2025, Switch 2, First Time with Star Crossed Worlds)
Every Level was Low A to High S Tier
The Final Boss of the Campaign is a little weak, but given what lies in the Ultimate Cup Z EX, It's best to treat it as an Appetizer
10/10
Kirby And the Forgotten Land + Star Crossed Worlds (2025, Switch 2, First Time with Star Crossed Worlds)
Every Level was Low A to High S Tier
The Final Boss of the Campaign is a little weak, but given what lies in the Ultimate Cup Z EX, It's best to treat it as an Appetizer
10/10
Mega Hawlucha Cock is real it will come on you
August 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Mega Hawlucha Cock is real it will come on you
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The Lion King (1994, Movie, Rewatch)
Another Movie I only watched because my Nephew was over
This is still such a classic, not my favorite of the Disney Renaissance, but still a really good family film that's filled with badass Quotes and catchy music.
10/10
The Lion King (1994, Movie, Rewatch)
Another Movie I only watched because my Nephew was over
This is still such a classic, not my favorite of the Disney Renaissance, but still a really good family film that's filled with badass Quotes and catchy music.
10/10
August 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The Lion King (1994, Movie, Rewatch)
Another Movie I only watched because my Nephew was over
This is still such a classic, not my favorite of the Disney Renaissance, but still a really good family film that's filled with badass Quotes and catchy music.
10/10
The Lion King (1994, Movie, Rewatch)
Another Movie I only watched because my Nephew was over
This is still such a classic, not my favorite of the Disney Renaissance, but still a really good family film that's filled with badass Quotes and catchy music.
10/10
Speculating on the XCX Chapter 13 Ending
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Speculating on the XCX Chapter 13 Ending