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Joey 🍍
@joeysauer.bsky.social
30-something based in London.
"What are you up to this weekend?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Thinking about a triple chocolate chip cookie time microwaved for 15mins eaten with a fork sat cosily on a couch
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Why do I think every blonde petite tan girl in the ew kay is Bonnie Blue 😐
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Forgot about this app. Anyhow I moved to London. God help me
July 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm sorry but I've wound up just posting on twitter again even if it's dead. Bluesky is just too pollyanna and earnest, I can't
June 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So many thoughts on the finale of The Handmaid's Tale. Major spoilers obvi.
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Now this was pop culture
14 years ago today, Lady Gaga released ‘Born This Way.’
May 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
These pics were a slay and I loved this day hike. 🌞
May 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Watching The Last of Us and seeing "Seattle day 1" oh bitch they are doing it!!
May 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The Neon app already completely stopped working on my LG TV and now having to chromecast from mobile app which crashed no less than 3 times, forcing me to wait through 4 minutes of tedious ads in a PAID app?? 😤
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The millennial urge to post song lyrics
April 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Day 1/3 Queen Charlotte track. Honestly to say I am shaken, battered and bewildered is an understatement lol. Thank god we're in a lodge.
April 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Reposted by Joey 🍍
Proper cities don't need wall-to-wall news coverage every time a small business closes down and is replaced by a new one
April 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Facebook is obsessed with suggesting this one photo from 2018 be posted in 3D for some reason and its not going to happen - least of all because the friend featured is now in jail! (And I don't know why 🫠)
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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The reality is no one would actually get elected in Wellington being honest about the cuts required to get to zero rates increases. How much cost cutting has Cr Chung got over the line this term? Zero.
Political group pledges zero Wellington rates rises, can’t say how
Member Ray Chung knows where he wants cuts, but the group formed to fight the upcoming election is still working on its plan to halt rates rises.
www.thepost.co.nz
April 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gorgeous bike ride around Nelson this morning. Lovely day
April 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is there anything worse than a lack of humility? GARISH displays of wealth and frivolity... nothing more distasteful or dishonourable
April 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The Handmaid's Tale season 6 has been boring so far. The S5 cliffhanger on the train "where are they going" turned out to be meaningless with everyone back where they belonged by the end of S6E2. Writers for sure have some ending in mind to set up The Testaments, but no good journey to get there.
April 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Animal Crossing's happy homes paradise is very The White Lotus coded when you think about it
April 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Can't believe summer is already long gone. Feels just like yesterday 😔
April 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
White Lotus season 3 finale PHEW what a ride. 🔥 💔
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Cooking up something DEEPLY delicious
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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“Wellingtonians are tired of the hand-wringing and self-flagellation. They’re sick of apologising for enjoying the city they chose to live in. At CubaDupa, the crowd was determined to remind themselves – and the naysayers – that Wellington is fun.” @joelmacmanus.bsky.social

DAMN STRAIGHT #nzpol
CubaDupa captured a sense of defiant joy
Wellingtonians are so used to negative media narratives that celebrating their city feels like a radical act.<br /> <br />
thespinoff.co.nz
April 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Just removed "early" from "early 30 something" in my bio as 33 looms
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I've oversaturated myself in my small town gay scene
March 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM