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They pay me to talk about anatomy and biology, but these posts are mine. When I grow up, I want to live in Sea Base Alpha 🌊🐬🦈🐳🐟🦑🪸🐚🦀🐠🐙
NatGeo has listed their 2025 choices for #PictureOfTheYear, includes several great marine life entrys. Click through to see more.
Particularly notable:

1) Roie Galitz drone pic of #polarbear on sperm #whale carcass

2) Brian Skerry #whiteshark in Gulf of Maine

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November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Interrupting my ocean feed stuff to let you guys know that my Gigi is still alive after she got bitten on the forehead by a rattlesnake. The swelling is slowly reducing, her appetite is returning, and she hates wearing the cone
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
#scubalife

We didn't do any #underwater #pumpkincarving this year, but that is ok....I don't think I will ever top last year's #StarTrek IV pumpkin
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The problem with #coal is not just in #Russia. Our administration's emphasis on expensive older methods of energy generation is hurting the American consumer
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Google may be refusing to give us a button to make it easy, but it's still possible to shut off #GoogleAI in your browser settings.

Adding "udm=14" to your Google searches will put your results on the on the 'Web' tab and skip the AI overview
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Today's lecture for intro to marine bio was on #algae, so I gave the kids a chance to try foods containing kelp (salsa, chili krisp, and shortbread cookies), foods with carrageenan (ice cream and chocolate milk), and agar (boba with tapioca pearls)
September 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
September 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He's parroting the talking points of Nantucket residents who are NIMBY about windmills, mostly because it messes up their views and complicates driving their boats. I saw some of their nonsense lawn signs when we were there in 2021 to visit the Audrain
August 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
See, not just bull sharks. Here is @britfinucci.bsky.social with a Glyphis river shark

Photo from here

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August 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This the face of a proud dog who has discovered that opposable thumbs are not necessary if you are willing to leave some tooth marks in the lid
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Life reconstruction Janjucetus dullardi, an early toothed mysticete about the size of a dolphin.

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August 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Important breaking news:

My dog wants everyone to know that she loves car rides

#datsun #type12 #ratrod
July 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The animation of the giant moray in #Nautilus. Was pretty good. They included the tube-shaped nostrils extending off the face. Here's a picture -from the URL below - of the real thing

www.earthandanimals.com/animal_encyc...
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
#Marineresearch #whales
This new paper looks @ 34 times wild #orca tried to share food w/ humans. (4 are shown below in an image from paper)

"A total of 18 species were offered—six fishes, five mammals, three invertebrates, two birds, one reptile, and one seaweed."

DOI: 10.1037/com0000422
July 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
#sharksnearme
#centralflorida

The #blacktip #sharks are reported to have come from #Germany. I did not think to ask if they were from the SeaLife Aquariums in Munich, Oberhausen or Speyer

www.fox4now.com/news/local-n...
June 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So did I 😎
June 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Further coverage, this time from The Conversation, of new paper Joel Gayford and @physiologyfish.bsky.social showing that "sharks seem to converge on the same basic body plan when it comes to surface area and volume"
June 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tonight: penne pasta and yellow squash; quick, easy, and filling
June 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Fossil #shark tooth hunting might be a little more exciting than normal if you have @carylanneejmaier.bsky.social with you; she's the only person I've ever gone with who pulled up a shark tooth on her first scoop of dirt.
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
#Bottlenose #dolphin

The front of my new scuba logbook has a photo of a Tursiops leaping out of the water. I spent way too much time in grad school staring at Tursiops flipper radiographs, so I decided to take some paint markers and decorate the back of the logbook to match.
May 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Probably still pretty chunky. Here is a picture from the linked article
May 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
UC Davis researcher Michalis Mihalitsis used high speed video to show unexpected lateral jaw movements during feeding in #MorrishIdols and #surgeonfish

www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
May 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Today is the last day of my Intro to Marine Bio course, and one of my students gave me an isopod they made
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hey! My thesis study species was the bottlenose dolphin! I feel thoroughly justified in moving on. They get far more love than they deserve.

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March 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
March 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM