Jon close
@joeyclose.bsky.social
Wealth editor and formerly credit guy at with intelligence.
Incredible little job title - flag combo in that story!
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Incredible little job title - flag combo in that story!
"It smells like shit because someone did a Trump"
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
"It smells like shit because someone did a Trump"
Also took the wife and child to see Schindler's Lift.
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Also took the wife and child to see Schindler's Lift.
Whenever things get tough I just remember what my favourite french car park pay machine told me.
February 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Whenever things get tough I just remember what my favourite french car park pay machine told me.
Some of her early steps...obviously straight into the lake while I was taking this after we'd already packed the car.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Some of her early steps...obviously straight into the lake while I was taking this after we'd already packed the car.
She looks a bit old for that to me.
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
She looks a bit old for that to me.
Glad the Google play app store is here to help me drink water.
November 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Glad the Google play app store is here to help me drink water.
and how the hell do you have the 20% of the median voter supporting something?
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM
and how the hell do you have the 20% of the median voter supporting something?
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
honestly, this kind of palaver is why I didn't go to Oxford. This makes no sense as a naming thing. (think this is the version I read, that dude looks familiar). Now I'm genuinely not sure if I've only read half of the Anabasis. Pretty sure it's the second half if any.
October 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
honestly, this kind of palaver is why I didn't go to Oxford. This makes no sense as a naming thing. (think this is the version I read, that dude looks familiar). Now I'm genuinely not sure if I've only read half of the Anabasis. Pretty sure it's the second half if any.
Without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?
September 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?
Finally my taskbar news gets what's been going on.
September 4, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Finally my taskbar news gets what's been going on.
Went on a summer vacation.
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
September 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Went on a summer vacation.
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
If you see this quote post with a beach from your gallery.
September 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
If you see this quote post with a beach from your gallery.
August 10, 2024 at 11:53 AM
they keep mocking the last supper
July 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
they keep mocking the last supper
No thanks duo. No thanks.
May 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
No thanks duo. No thanks.
'its not explicitly the tour de france' I hear you say. Wrong! They (inexplicably) have a key to this 'mural' (even inexplicablier) on the other side of the boat. Clearly labelling decathlon man in the tour. Wonder who he is.
February 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
'its not explicitly the tour de france' I hear you say. Wrong! They (inexplicably) have a key to this 'mural' (even inexplicablier) on the other side of the boat. Clearly labelling decathlon man in the tour. Wonder who he is.
Low key most outrageous Photoshop on the Calais ferry. Blurred picture of actual tour de France, on unrelated arc de triomphe pic, with random guy in decathlon gear in focus. Especially cheeky as p&o like should be a sponsor of cycling really.
February 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Low key most outrageous Photoshop on the Calais ferry. Blurred picture of actual tour de France, on unrelated arc de triomphe pic, with random guy in decathlon gear in focus. Especially cheeky as p&o like should be a sponsor of cycling really.