Joe D
@joethedumber.bsky.social
He/Him
Brooklyn-based writer and producer.
Check out my funny stuff at Commander’s Herald
NYY / NYG / Gotham FC / NYK+L
Brooklyn-based writer and producer.
Check out my funny stuff at Commander’s Herald
NYY / NYG / Gotham FC / NYK+L
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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Good morning. Fuck ice. Say it back.
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Good morning. Fuck ice. Say it back.
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"They're taking the water right out of our land, our country, and now our decks. If it wasn't for the tax incentives given to wealthy people in town that I so desperately want to be, I'd have half a mind to tear that damn data center down."
Local Tundra Becomes Plains After AI Data Center Construction | Commander's Herald
Mount Pleasant, WI - Confusion and anger plague local residents after "the world's most powerful" AI datacenter was recently built within the city, which has caused a massive drain on many of the town...
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January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"They're taking the water right out of our land, our country, and now our decks. If it wasn't for the tax incentives given to wealthy people in town that I so desperately want to be, I'd have half a mind to tear that damn data center down."
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Hylda has the right idea…
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Hylda has the right idea…
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."
Hasbro Defies Hegseth: Sells Battleship with Rulebook Included | Commander's Herald
Rejecting demands from Pete Hegseth, Hasbro continues to release Battleship board game with a full rulebook included.
commandersherald.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit | Commander's Herald
Leaks for the next Magic set reveal that a new artifact token does some bullshit. We break down all the details on the new token.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
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The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire