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Jerron♿️--3rd Cousin of Monsters
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Sometimes I write stage musicals. Often I write horror & horror-comedy screenplays. Ready to write something cheesy-fun for you!
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Everyone say happy birthday to my fluffy big boy Chedder!

He's 8 years old and I've had him from 5 weeks... and he'll be my favorite orange jerk until the sun explodes.
5 week old orange tabby cat Chedder. He is tiny and snoozing across someone's forearm. 3 month old orange tabby cat Chedder snoozing on a soft bed, his head resting on a stuffed gray sloth. Chedder wears a light blue collar with a bow tie. 8 year old orange tabby cat Chedder, laying on a black & white quilt. Chedder is flopped on his back, paws up, half asleep... his chubby belly on display.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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gofund.me/d4963a51

www.paypal.me/helpjerron
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight. Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a brown & tan carpet, snoozing in a sunbeam.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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#MutualAid #Disability

Please. I'll find a way to eat for the month, but I NEED to care for my cats. It's November & I need $240 for the vet for my boys

Your help means everything!

Links next post.

Cat tax below.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight. Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a brown & tan carpet, snoozing in a sunbeam.
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
joescreenwriter.bsky.social
#MutualAid #Disability

Please. I'll find a way to eat for the month, but I NEED to care for my cats. It's November & I need $240 for the vet for my boys

Your help means everything!

Links next post.

Cat tax below.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight. Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a brown & tan carpet, snoozing in a sunbeam.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
joescreenwriter.bsky.social
#MutualAid #Disability

I am STRUGGLING, but I NEED to care for my cats. It's November & I need $240 for the vet for my boys

Your help means everything!

Links next post.

Cat tax below.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, sleeping in a beam of sunlight. Orange tabby cat Chedder laying on a brown & tan carpet, snoozing in a sunbeam.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
joescreenwriter.bsky.social
#MutualAid #Disability

I am STRUGGLING, but in November I need $240 for the vet for my cats.

Your help means everything!

Links next post.

Cat tax below.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
joescreenwriter.bsky.social
#MutualAid #Disability

I am STRUGGLING, but in November I need $240 for the vet for my cats.

Your help means everything!

Links next post.

Cat tax below.
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Cat tax...
Tuxedo cat Jack laying on an old ottoman, big orange cat Chedder laying on the rug just below... both enjoying the sun beam.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Enjoy (??) this bonkers dream I had...
Once again, it's time for... DERANGED DREAM THEATER! So, last night I had a crazy dream. I was at some sort of giant party at a very expensive, very large, very dream-created home. There were celebrities, people from all over, and some guests seemed to be actors pretending to be at the party. I even met a "party actor" who claimed to be from my hometown... though they were not. Various delicious and delightful food was served. Heck, I was munching on a steak the whole time. But while this dream was odd, the real craziness started when I realized that the entire night of the party a masked killer was stalking the guests. However, the property was so big and the party so populated, a death would go unnoticed. In good slasher movie fashion, the bodies disappeared and no one even noticed. It turned out, I was the only person who realized what was happening. I was running around, trying to convince people that this was happening... but no one believed me. I ended up just fleeing every time I saw the killer show up. I'd hide, do my best to warn others, and hope to survive. Well, imagine my surprise when the masked killer was revealed to be actor (and absolute bombshell) Charlize Theron! She was superhumanly strong and almost impervious to damage. When Charlize went into a final bloody spree, I had no choice but to run and hide. I found myself at the small airstrip (I told you it was a huge home!) and witnessed a group of influencer-types preparing to fly away on their private plane. Before I could beg to join their escape, Charlize the killer arrived. She asked to fly with them, and they were more than happy to have a major star on board. In the end of the dream, I was on the ground watching slasher killer Charlize Theron get in a plane and fly away with a group of young celebrity influencer types who had no idea they were going into the sky with a monster. Thus ends DERANGED DREAM THEATER.
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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#MutualAid #Disability

Please read below. I'm baring my soul, here.

Links:

gofund.me/d4963a51

paypal.me/helpjerron

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
This is a long one, so I've broken it down. tl; dr I am STRUGGLING–disability & poverty, trying to support my DV survivor friend, and limited help from the dystopia… any help from you wonderful folks will earn my love and gratitude. I'm disabled. This is year 8 of my body totally hating me. Over time, my chronic conditions have gotten more severe. At this time, I'm severely mobility limited–I can't stand for more than a few minutes, nor can I walk for more than a few minutes. I have chronic pain, idiopathic chronic afib, and I still suffer flares of Long Covid that aggravate my conditions. Pg 1 I cannot work. I've tried for years to find something, anything I can do. However, I'm unable to do physical work or even exist in any in-person job, and online/work from home is either very skill specific or simply a scam. Either way, I've had no luck finding work I can do. I'm in poverty. While I am extremely fortunate to receive Social Security Disability, the amount I get each month barely covers my portion of expenses (rent, utilities, food, etc) and leaves nothing for anything needed-but-not-covered by SSDI (eg mobility aids, household safety aids, home modifications, ramps, or a whole host of needed items that would make my life slightly more liveable). Pg 2 I have no transportation. I don't have a car. I did, but after a winter weather accident, I no longer do. So getting anywhere for any reason is a struggle. And doctors are very unforgiving about missed or rescheduled appointments. Yes, even for very medically frail patients. In fact, the world is hateful to you if you're chronically ill and have no vehicle. It's an extra cruelty in a world of cruelties. And even if my town had reliable public transportation, my limited mobility blocks that option. Being basically homebound due to health and lack of a vehicle is often demoralizing and always a struggle. Pg 3 I'm helping a friend. My friend and roommate is still doing her best to recover from an extreme DV situation. The details are simply horrible, and recovery is slow and ongoing. She lost most of her clothes and personal items, and finding work her recovery can sustain has been very challenging. Until she is healed enough, she will continue to need my help (which I'm happy to give… I'm just limited by circumstance). To sum up… The sheer volume of need is impossible. But I'm here, hat in hand, hoping there are enough folks out there with the ability and good will to help me reach some of my goals . No matter what, thank you for reading and for your time. ❤❤ Pg 4
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#MutualAid #Disability

Please read below. I'm baring my soul, here.

Links:

gofund.me/d4963a51

paypal.me/helpjerron

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
This is a long one, so I've broken it down. tl; dr I am STRUGGLING–disability & poverty, trying to support my DV survivor friend, and limited help from the dystopia… any help from you wonderful folks will earn my love and gratitude. I'm disabled. This is year 8 of my body totally hating me. Over time, my chronic conditions have gotten more severe. At this time, I'm severely mobility limited–I can't stand for more than a few minutes, nor can I walk for more than a few minutes. I have chronic pain, idiopathic chronic afib, and I still suffer flares of Long Covid that aggravate my conditions. Pg 1 I cannot work. I've tried for years to find something, anything I can do. However, I'm unable to do physical work or even exist in any in-person job, and online/work from home is either very skill specific or simply a scam. Either way, I've had no luck finding work I can do. I'm in poverty. While I am extremely fortunate to receive Social Security Disability, the amount I get each month barely covers my portion of expenses (rent, utilities, food, etc) and leaves nothing for anything needed-but-not-covered by SSDI (eg mobility aids, household safety aids, home modifications, ramps, or a whole host of needed items that would make my life slightly more liveable). Pg 2 I have no transportation. I don't have a car. I did, but after a winter weather accident, I no longer do. So getting anywhere for any reason is a struggle. And doctors are very unforgiving about missed or rescheduled appointments. Yes, even for very medically frail patients. In fact, the world is hateful to you if you're chronically ill and have no vehicle. It's an extra cruelty in a world of cruelties. And even if my town had reliable public transportation, my limited mobility blocks that option. Being basically homebound due to health and lack of a vehicle is often demoralizing and always a struggle. Pg 3 I'm helping a friend. My friend and roommate is still doing her best to recover from an extreme DV situation. The details are simply horrible, and recovery is slow and ongoing. She lost most of her clothes and personal items, and finding work her recovery can sustain has been very challenging. Until she is healed enough, she will continue to need my help (which I'm happy to give… I'm just limited by circumstance). To sum up… The sheer volume of need is impossible. But I'm here, hat in hand, hoping there are enough folks out there with the ability and good will to help me reach some of my goals . No matter what, thank you for reading and for your time. ❤❤ Pg 4
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The chunky boy Chedder, stretched out...
Large orange tabby cat Chedder laying on the tile floor. He is stretched out on his back, comfy as hell.
September 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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This chunk Chedder Cheese is preventing me from writing.

Yes he is. It's not me procrastinating. It's him.
A large, orange tabby cat laying across a laptop while on a file cabinet.
September 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Meme? I'm terrible at it. But here...
Image of Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. He is standing in profile, metal arm visible. Text reads "U.S. Rep. Bucky Barnes. This machine kills fascists." Comic art style drawing of a howling werewolf, claws extended as it stands in front of a full moon. Text reads "Let's get rid of Valentine's Day and have a second Halloween... You know... Howlentine's Day." Computer designed image of a combo of the Hamburgler & V from V FOR VENDETTA. Text reads "Robble robble!" and "Remember, remember the 5th of November... the Hamburgler treason and plot."
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Image of Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. He is standing in profile, metal arm visible. Text reads "U.S. Rep. Bucky Barnes. This machine kills fascists."
August 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Drawing of the chest of Captain America with the words "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it. --Jack Kirby"
August 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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THE BLIGHT

“When extra-dimensional horror creates ravaging mutants and monsters, eight ordinary women will become unlikely friends as they travel a blighted urban hellscape and fight to survive until dawn.”

#ScriptSky #ScreenPit #Feature #Horror #Su #Ac #Spec #Re #SeRe #40Up #WrDis #Cwin #CFin
Teaser poster for screenplay THE BLIGHT. The silhouettes of eight armed women in action poses against black. Large, menacing tentacles rise nearby. Text reads "THE BLIGHT written by Jerron Spencer and Jeffrey Stackhouse" and "In the forgotten streets of Detroit, eight ordinary women face apocalyptic horror. Those who survive to sunrise will be legends."
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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THIRSTY THURSDAY

“When a fun night drinking at their local bar turns bloody, four childhood friends have to fight a freaking vampire before their entire tiny town is bled dry.”

#ScriptSky #ScreenPit #Feature #HorrorComedy #Su #Ac #Spec #Re #SeRe #40Up #WrDis
Teaser poster for screenplay THIRSTY THURSDAY. A creepy vampire with pointed ears and glowing red eyes stands against a black background. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night." and "Thirsty Thursday by Jerron Spencer".
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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RAKSHASAH

“Dark fairy tale... small town... total bloodbath... A disgruntled game warden must shed his skepticism and battle an immortal creature intent on eating its way through a small town.”

#ScriptSky #ScreenPit #Feature #Horror #Su #Ac #Spec #Re #SeRe #40Up #WrDis
Teaser poster for screenplay RAKSHASAH. An almost animated looking image of a large monster with long fangs, sharp claws, and yellow tufted hair. Text reads "Rakshasah" and "Dark fairy tale... Small town... Total bloodbath..."
June 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Cartoon drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore styled like Jules and Vincent from PULP FICTION, and Piglet in a pink robe like Jimmie. A title reads "Pooh Fiction". Text by Piglet reads "Is there a sign on the front of my house that says dead Tigger storage?"
June 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Burgers! Burgers, Gene. [BELCH] As far as the eye can see. Burgers with pickles, with tomato, with-- [BELCH] with Wasabi,. All the... all the ingredients, Gene! One hundred burgers! Inter-- [BELCH] interdimensional burgers. It's Bob and Gene. Bob and Gene and burgers forever!"
Bob and Gene from BOB'S BURGERS, dressed as Rick & Morty. They stand in a sci-fi cityscape.
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Photo description: a large orange tabby cat sits on an old Ottoman near a window, with a black bookcase behind him. Photo alt text: 17 pounds... Chedder Cheese aka Big Tuna Dreamcicle Jerk Orange Thunder Prince Humperdink* *it's his chance to do the Hump
June 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Just my 18 pound baby boy hugging my blanket-covered foot as he sleeps.

I'm not filled with a sense of well-being, you are.
Pic of a large orange tabby cat laying on a black and white checkered quilt. The cat has one paw draped over a human foot that is under the quilt.
June 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Four best friends find themselves drunk & fighting vampires in...

THIRSTY THURSDAY

"When a fun night drinking at their local bar turns bloody, four childhood friends have to find a way to stop a freaking vampire before the whole small-town is worse than hung over. "
Teaser poster for script THIRSTY THURSDAY. A dark background reveals a monstrous vampire figure. Text reads "Besties. Booze. Blood. It's gonna be one hell of a night."
June 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM